VOTE VOTE VOTE - ENT Caption Competition #007 Belly Buttons

Today's triumphant winners

The female enhancement award goes to Doc Mugatu



Archer: Good old Doc Phlox said 3 doses of this will take you from a triple-A to a double-D.
Tucker: Yeah, get ready to go from T'Pol to T'WOW!
T'pol: I don't get it.
Archer/Tucker (in unison): YOU WILL!
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The male enhancement award goes to IMC Headquarters



SHRAN: The e-mail said this would add five inches to my antennae. Money back guaranteed.
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The humility award goes to Finngle Bells


Robinson: Here's to my ancestor who was a president.
Archer: I think I came from nobodies. A NCIS agent?
Robinson: I think I know all of the old US agencies. NCIS isn't among them
Archer: figures
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The culinary award goes to Corpus Christi



Mirror Phlox: Mmmm. Kelpien?
Mirror T'Pol: My grandmother's recipe.
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ARCHER: Dryer shrinking your uniforms still? I thought I told Tucker to fix that.



Thanks for another win!

 

ARCHER: Good to know we're broadcasting in color. That way we know what happens next to someone in the front row.

 

ARCHER: It's the Muppet Show! With our special guest star, Captain Jonathan Archer!!!

 

No one was sure why Archer's crowd surfing attempt went so horribly wrong.

 

SATO: Lothos says you have to pop the Tholian like an egg in the microwave to leap out of here.

 

The most startling discovery Captain Archer made in the Mirror Universe was that T'Pol was actually a V-pop sensation throughout the empire.

 

Captain Archer: Contrary to rumors, you can kneel down like so in these new uniforms without the worry of unsettling butt crack exposure. And for you lucky ladies, a mini-skirt option that is both suitable for landing party duty or go-go dancing.

 

Thanks for the win



Captain's Log: I'm having one of those mornings where I need strong coffee. I'm not sure which universes I should be in...being some guy named Beckett, being stuck with Candice Bergen somewhere in DC or in New Orleans playing piano and solving military crimes.

T'Pol: NCIS; New Orleans won't come out for another ten years...

Archer: Computer, have the chef brew a pot of espresso

 

Archer: What do you mean, you're pregnant?

 

ARCHER: Hey! Mego Andorian! You're out of uniform.

 

Archer (disciplining T'pol for mutiny): T'Pol, you are a disgrace to the uniform...huh...actually you look pretty good in that uniform...huh no wait, where was I again...



Archer: Didn't you get the memo on the new uniform? Trip got the memo.

 

Archer: I'm in command now, either you submit to my authority or I shall destroy you with my intense glare.



Archer: So NONE of you have the keys to the Shuttlepods?!



Forrest: We're on the hunt for a Ferengi ship. Regulations state that one Ferengi must die before any mission is completed.



T'Pol: You really shouldn't have used "Porthos" as your password for everything. You work for me now.



Archer: And in just 3 short years, you will all get uniforms as cool as mine!

 

Archer: "I won't lie to you. This is a dangerious mission, one of you might not come back. Although it's impossible to say who."



Forrest: "Pick up your head Archer, straighten your back. You want to be treated like a boss, you have to walk like a boss."

 

Aaron Sorkin Presents: Star Trek: West Wing

 

ARCHER: Is there a problem, midriffman?

 

ARCHER: Mmm...just wondering... If a Forrest gets blown out the airlock in deep space, does he make a sound?

 

ARCHER: Visine Visine Visine Visine!

 

ARCHER: Is this really the right time to be posting selfies? Who's @EmpressHS anyway?

 

Mirror Universe counterparts played by Scar Bakula and Vaughn Harmstrong.