Shifting gears. I'm watching ENT's "In the Mirror Darkly". Nothing really that wrong with it, but I still like the DSC episodes better.
I don't know. Everything seems so matter-of-fact and by the numbers in "In the Mirror Darkly" so far. The twist on the end of FC is nice. But then we have Phlox doing torture. Sato and Forrest having some sort of relationship. Then Archer moves against Forrest, takes command, and now they're heading for the Defiant. Whatever Archer's got in mind, he's planned it out. But it all seems "check, check, check!" I like Mayweather's look. And Trip's.
Even in darkness, the NX-01's interiors seem brightly lit in the foreground. They should've gone for total darkness.
If this were DSC, there would've been a lot more build-up and what we got here would've been at the end of the episode instead of 10 minutes in. Just a comparison between how the two series are. DSC wants to build things up. ENT treats the build-up as set-up. It's less about the tension and more about getting where they need to be.
Scott Bakula's acting. He's okay as Prime Archer. I'm not quite sure what he's going for as Mirror Archer. Something seems off. Like Scott Bakula was afraid of making Archer look like Dr. Evil so he reigned it in by going a little too far. Mirror Archer seems a little too measured. He should seem more threatening and intimidating. I'm not getting that sense at all when he's talking to T'Pol.
Now Archer's making out with Sato. Say all you want about Burnham and Tyler but at least I feel tension between them. At least I feel emotion. Same with Stamets and Culber. But this? Sato: "I'm yours now!" Archer: "Let's kiss!" That easy? Sato should play hard to get. Or at least there should be some raw intensity. Like Archer is super pent-up and needs release. I'm getting no sense of that. It's just, "Hey, let's make out." Even Sato pulling out the knife feels too clinical. And Archer's, "Let's keep our relationship on a professional level" feels too neatly pat, on top of being saved by the bell.
So we get to the Tholians... I
do like the Tholian! But I'm just not buying the NX-01 crew as evil. The Mirror Shenzou crew felt evil. The Charon felt evil. The NX-01? Not so much. It feels like acting. Ugh. You can tell this was made in the '00s. "Torture works" was the motto of Dick Cheney and the Bush Administration. If this were made today, the Tholian never would've cooperated no matter how much Archer tortured it.
Why didn't Archer kill Forrest from the get-go? Advancement through assassination isn't just a means for advancement, it's bad-ass and you get to show much of a bad-ass you are. Archer is
way too restrained. It's like all he has is some chip on his shoulder
and he likes to whisper...
Forrest: "Kill me and she'll never forgive you!" Meaning Hoshi. And Archer lets him live.
What the fuck?! Really?!
Really?!?!! Come on! He's too soft to be a Terran. Forrest has the killer look in his eye. This isn't the Prime Universe. It's the Mirror Universe. Archer deserves to be taken down if Forrest gets out.
The torture scene with Trip was beyond lame. And then we cut to Hoshi in bed with Archer saying "It hasn't been that good in a long time."
Ummmm... even if you don't want to show anything, in TOS, they had an episode called "Bread and Circuses" that shows Kirk in bed with a woman. It implies everything, shows nothing, and still works like a charm. What they show in "In the Mirror Darkly" has no charm at all.
Please stop whispering, Archer.
Nice touch how, like in TOS, in ENT the ship's computer has a male voice in the Mirror Universe.
Forrest's escape with T'Pol busting him out. Phaser fight in the corridor! Archer, wimp that he is, runs off. Cut to the bridge. Yeah. I like the uniforms in the Disco Mirror Universe
waaaaaaaaaay better. It's not even close.
Forrest is on the bridge and back in command. It's bad I'm cheering that Forrest is in command. I don't think he's who I'm supposed to be rooting for.
Archer reaches the bridge. And I think I've finally figured out who he's trying to sound like! Snake Plissken!
"Call me Snake!"
I'm just noticing that the guy who plays Admiral Forrest looks like he should be on
MacGuyver. The one from the '80s. I don't know why. He has that type of a look.
The torture chamber in ENT looks way too bland. The one in DSC at least looks like Spencer's at the mall. And that compliments the DSC Mirror Uniforms since they look like they're from Hot Topic. That's fun. Cool Trivia, though. Reed invented the torture chamber. I guess it makes sense then why the one in ENT has no style. Reed strikes me as being way too utilitarian and to-the-point.
Starfleet wants Forrest to proceed to Archer's destination. Instead of slamming him to the ground, Forrest should've punched him in the face.
A briefing room scene in a Mirror Universe episode just feels
wrong. If this were DSC, everything Archer is summing up here would've been
shown in an episode right before this one.
Why would T'Pol tell Trip what she did to him? It makes no logical sense to admit to manipulating someone. It would've been better -- and more dramatic -- if Trip were suspicious and he had to figure it out. But T'Pol's like, "Nope. This is what I did!" Way to kill drama, way to kill tension. Worse is that the scene is started off with T'Pol reporting something to Trip. This is Berman-Era Trek through and through, with everything I don't like about it in one scene. Along with the briefing room scene. It's reminding me of exactly what I don't like about this style of Star Trek.
Now the NX-01 is cloaking... and it's about to reach its destination, which is...
Saturn?!
Wait, no. It's not Saturn. It just looks like it. It's the Enterprise! Umm, I mean: the Defiant!
Now to see how the TOS look holds up in the 21st Century. Even though it's 2005 and still the Bush Era. The post-9/11, pre-Katrina Bush Era no less. Not to mention Social Media and Web 2.0 are in their infancy. But it's still the 21st Century.
Okay. The TOS Constitution Class looks other-timely in ENT but it works because the ship is from 100 years in the future. So it
should look other-timely. In DSC, you can't get away with a Constitution Class Starship looking other-timely because it's supposed to be the same era. So either DSC had to look like TOS or TOS had to look like DSC.
Discovery went with the latter.
Now they're back in the Briefing Room. Talking about the Defiant.
And Trip's whispering too. Archer finally gets the killer look when he clearly has no intention of destroying the Defiant when Forrest orders him to. How could Forrest not see this? Is he really that dumb? Apparently. He should've killed Archer for insubordination. But, anyway...
Okay. So the landing party is on the Defiant. Wait a minute. This is Berman Trek. So the
away team is on the Defiant... and I have to say the darkened TOS sets work. The uniforms, on the other hand, don't.
Sorry to see the Tholian die. I would've liked to have seen it escape. Even though it wouldn't have been able to survive in normal temperature. It probably would've frozen to death. I guess it wasn't long for this episode.
And they're on the Defiant's bridge! Darkened sets or not, I can't see this being the main setting of a Star Trek series made Today. For these two episodes, it's okay. But for something permanent, like it would've been on
Discovery? I don't think it would've worked.
What
does work is that Tholian Web! Love it.
The music gets good as the NX-01 tries to attack The Tholian Web. Shit's about to Get Real.
I'm not going to lie. Even though I don't think it would work for
Discovery, I love seeing a TOS-style Constitution Class bridge with high production values in action here. This is cool.
The music gets good again, we have a Constitution Class ship, sparks are flying on the NX-01, and we've got a Tholian Web... then Forrest has to ruin it with, "Can you vent the anti-matter?"
Arrgh!!!! You're spoiling the mood, Captain.
Vaughn Armstrong's acting is a little shaky when he orders the NX-01 crew to abandon ship.
As the surviving NX-01 crew watches their ship destroyed from afar, aboard the Defiant,
To Be Continued flashes across the screen.
Overall, I'm going to have to give "In the Mirror Darkly, Part I" a 6 out of 10. It was "okay" but too many things that I highlight above keep me from calling it "good". This was the first time I'd watched an episode of
Enterprise in almost eight years.