Ridiculous crossovers you'd like to see?

Mission Impossible, Bond, and 24.

And Ring.

Seven Days.

 

If Cavil ever becomes Bond, then that’s one crossover done.

 

Seven Days and Star Trek crossing over. Maybe Scotty or Geordi can fix the sphere so it works properly all the time with no hiccups.

I'd love to see a movie with all the Tremors monsters vs the Quiet Place monsters. I can't believe that movie is so popular it felt so ordinary and short and lame.

 

Somebody wrote such a crossover in which Kirk and McCoy go back in time on a research mission for the Federation, encounter the 4077th, and find out that none of them survive an attack by North Korea; they both decide to tell the 4077th staff that they will die, and that they must move the camp away from the attack. This story was done by a local fan club here in Toronto for its newsletter, and as a member, I read it (but don't have it anymore, sorry.)

Corner Gas was set outside Toronto, IIRC.

 

Killjoys and Riddick or Predator.

 

Nopers. Both shows were set in Saskatchewan.

 

I stand corrected, thanks.

 

Dragnet & The Fugitive

 

For a while I dreamed about a four show psychic detective crossover that would have a case start on The Dead Zone, then progress through Missing, Medium and finally end in Ghost Whisperer. That would have required four different production companies coordinating over four different networks so "ridiculous" certainly qualifies.

Also, a Bond/Shaft team up, just so Daniel Craig and Samuel Jackson can introduce themselves:

"Bond. James Bond."

"Shaft! John Shaft!"

 

^ I'll do you one better: A Bond/Shaft/Equalizer crossover.

 

In-deed, Sir!

 

I really wish they'd gotten Pinhead involved in that Freddy vs. Jason thing. The producers were thinking about including Pinhead in the final scene (Freddy and Jason would be fighting in hell, then Pinhead would interrupt them and go "Gentlemen, what seems to be the problem?") but they thought it would be too much of a hassle trying to get the rights to use Pinhead.

 

That certainly would have made the movie more enjoyable than it was. I mean, I liked it, but you knew the ending that was coming ages before it actually came. Adding Pinhead in hell would have shaken things up.

Of course you can go overboard. Pretty soon you're talking about throwing in Michael Myers, Leatherface and the old guy from Phantasm with the flying death ball.

Wait a second...

 

They should get all those characters together so they can fight each other - and have the entire movie take place in hell, just a two-hour-long grudge match between all of them.

Oh, and throw Maniac Cop into the mix as well.

 

^Perfect!

 

Actually, I'm thinking Shaft, Dirty Harry, Kojak, & Popeye Doyle

 

Take out shaft and add Virgil Tibbs and you've got something...

 

That actually IS better

 

Right. Tibbs and Kojak can do the detective work and send Harry and Popeye in to lean on the skells.

 

Damn... I could sit back & watch a little of that right now