Lando Calrissian's Sexuality
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It only lasted twelve parsecs....
I heard he's exploring the Unknown Regions and getting to know it better.
In the Biblical sense.
In the Biblical sense.
Yeah I think you could do a lot worse than Donald Glover
Or Chris Hemsworth
Now there's a match up I'd like to see
The walls would catch on fire from the flirting alone.
At what point in the original trilogy was anything established about Lando's life? We saw a couple of very brief periods in his life and no indication of his romantic inclinations other than a little light flirting with Leia, which doesn't rule out wider interests. In fact, the little we saw of Lando in Empire suggests that flirting is his normal conversational style.
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We didn't "know" Lando at all, in fact he was almost a total non entity beyond being charming and morally questionable.
The idea any statement whatsoever about his sexuality somehow conflicts with "an established life" is utter nonsense, a projection by the viewer onto the blank slate that was actually on the screen.
"Yup".
Yeah, Lando is barely a character in the original trilogy. He's Han's cool friend and most of the draw comes from Billy Dee Williams' performance than any actual development.
Lando is a smoooooooth mofo, that's all you really need to know. Humanoid genitalia? Mystery orifices? Tentacles? Cloven paw-digits & Arcturian danglers?? Ohhhhh, yeah. Colt 45.
As a child of the 70s, let me just say that I'm looking very forward to checking out Glover's take. I've heard only cool things.
As a child of the 70s, let me just say that I'm looking very forward to checking out Glover's take. I've heard only cool things.
He’s smoother than the finest whiskey produced in an Universe where friction doesn’t exist.
^^this
And 1,000,000^42 times at that!!
Lando is a smoooooooth mofo, that's all you really need to know. Humanoid genitalia? Mystery orifices? Tentacles? Cloven paw-digits & Arcturian danglers?? Ohhhhh, yeah. Colt 45.
As a child of the 70s, let me just say that I'm looking very forward to checking out Glover's take. I've heard only cool things.
Ah yes, the deliciousness of Colt 45:
And its follow-up sequel beverage, Bolt 45:
Bonus - documentary including that infamous skit's origins:
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