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Currently looking through episode lists for some that I don't think have had treatment.
Let That be your Last Cattle Field
The Federation finally liberates it's farming colonies from a struggling Klingon Empire.

The Battle/Cattle swaps are surprisingly inspired.
 
Dragon's Teet

The crew comes across an entire race of babies in cryostasis. They have to help the babies nurse. Turns out, the babies are EVIL!
 
A few Discovery ones.

Context is for Sings

A musical episode about the ends justifying the means.

The Knife Cares Not For The Lame's Cry

Bullies philosophically justify beating up those stupid lame nerds.

Si Vis Pacem, Para Vellum

If you want peace, prepare vellum paper. A story of paper salesmen selling fancy paper to Starfleet diplomats.

Magic To Make The Sanest Man Go Dad

A drama about women using alien technology to convince their Starfleet enlisted husbands to settle down and start a family.
 
This Hide Of Paradise - Spock is the best hide and seeker on Omicron Ceti III.

Sax - Jadzia goes to court to defend her right to keep Curzon's saxophone.
 
The Changing Race of Evil. Time and again, Starfleet finds that the race traditionally considered the greatest threat to the Federation up until that point in time is just peanuts compared to the new Big Bad they just discovered….

Far beyond the stairs - all turbolifts break down.

Sacrifice of Angles - For those that regret the shift from eighties towards nineties design in Star Trek episodes.

Necessary Veil - A new race is discovered. They are so ugly that the rest of the galaxy begs them to cover their faces.

A Man Clone - Still exactly the same episode as under the original title.
 
Dalliances
Having had enough of her heretofore (mostly) chaste lifestyle, Janeway embarks on a quest for some booty.

Revolutions
After Voyager leaves Janeway and Chakotay behind on a planet, a grief-maddened Paris pilots the ship through an endless series of rolls, overwhelming the gravitation system and nauseating the crew.

Twister
The only way to survive a bizarre alien encounter is to break out some old 1960s party games.
 
And here was me thinking that most of Discovery's episode titles were immune from this treatment.
Battle at the Bisexual Stars

Burnham and the crew of the Discovery time travel to the early twenty-first century where Burnham accidentally starts a war with Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, and Michelle Rodriguez.

Sacrifice of Los Angeles

Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise time travel to the mid twenty-first century, where McCoy saves a woman's life.. Kirk falls in love with her, but finds out that his new love will make the third world war even worst than history records it to be. Eddie Paskey makes a special appearance as "the truck driver."
 
Half Life - An alien society, channeling Logan's Run apparently, deems that anyone who turns 60 years old must commit ritual suicide by radiation exposure.
State of Flax - "There's flax seed in that nebula!"
Mold - Tuvok takes up sculpting
Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spay - The doctor adds veterinarian to his lists of talents
 
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A Matter of Honour,
Shades of Grey

Two episodes finally get their spelling corrected for British audiences.

The Icarus Factory
Riker finds his father selling ineffective transphasic shielding to the Ferengi.

The Defecator
Riker "Shatnered" himself.

The Moist Toys
Riker breaks into all the female officers' quarters and checks their bedside cabinets.

Tin Theory
Data starts to become paranoid that the galaxy is conspiring against him. In desperation, he fashions a tin-foil hat to stop anyone stealing his memory engrams.

Cause and Affect
Starfleet ditches the prime directive and starts meddling in other cultures.

The Chaste
Riker becomes a monk (and takes a vow of silence, making it a fan favourite)

Flower Decks
Without Keiko to tend the arboretum, alien flora start to spread the ship.
 
Little Greek Men

Quark and his family are mistaken for Greek dwarves.

Your Man Bashir

The name's Bashir. Seamus Bashir, so it is.

Rules of Enragement

Ch'Pok does his best to make Worf angry.

Broken Links

The crew are devastated when their favourite websites cease to function.
 
Wink of an Eve.

On a seemingly abandoned planet that nevertheless shows signs of previous inhabitation, a beautiful alien female approaches Kirk, telling him she is the last of her species. As they are genetically compatible, she wants his help to repopulate the planet....
 
Wank Of An Eye - Trust me. You don't want me to describe this one ;)

I'm sure someone has done this one but I haven't read the whole thread
Worf In The Fold - Worf's Klingon savagery asserts itself, or Worf's holodeck program involving sheep goes horribly wrong.
 
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Remember Men

Star Trek Discovery crosses over with The Next Generation and is shocked to find heroic white alpha males in a position of authority.
 
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