SULU: Who are you? Did Michael Burnham send you? I was secretly working for her the whole time I was on the Enterprise, I met her during the Klingon war.
STAR TREK FANS: *Have anneurisms*
Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption contest #193 oh, my! Ratings
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SULU: Who are you? Did Michael Burnham send you? I was secretly working for her the whole time I was on the Enterprise, I met her during the Klingon war.
STAR TREK FANS: *Have anneurisms*
Janeway: After this let's visit the Enterprise D, particularly the events surrounding the baryon sweep intruder incident.
Tuvok: Whatever are you talking about?
Janeway: Oh, like you wouldn't know....
Tuvok: I have no idea to what you are referring, Captain.
Janeway: Oh I got you. Nudge nudge.
Tuvok: Baryon sweep, you say?
Janeway: Captain Sulu, would you settle a bet for us? Did Khan meet Chekov during the events of the Botany Bay intruder incident, or not?
Sulu: Chekov. Chekov? Sorry, it was a long time ago. I'm not sure I know any crewman by that name.
Tuvok: He claimed sushi was a Russian invention.
Sulu: Ah, Chekov. And what was that about the airponics bay?
Janeway: THE BOTANY BAY. Khan Noonien Singh's ill-bound colony vessel.
Sulu: Can Noonien Soong still brown colon wrestle? And just why exactly would you ask me that....
Janeway: Let me slow down: the time you fought a genetically-advanced and dormant penal augment nation.
Sulu: The time I bought a genitally-enhanced abnormal penile augmentation?
Tuvok: I doubt at this point he will remember Soong.
Sulu: Oh, Soong! Well why didn't you say so! Arik, Khan, or Mei Ling?
Janeway: Right, it must be Mei Ling.
Sulu: Ah, Soong Mei Ling, First Lady of the Republic of China, the wife of Generalissimo and President Chiang Kai-shek. How would I know, I'm Japanese, not Chinese, you batty corn queen.
Tuvok: You nasty porn has-been?
Janeway: Now don't you start!
Chakotay: That's a lotta gas.
Neelix: It was Kes!
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Janeway: "What happened to the two Klingon ships?"
Tuvok: "The energy cloud unleashed some kind of ball of light which demolecularized them. Should I move Voyager to safety?"
Janeway: "Negative. Both those ships were only days away from retirement and Voyager is only in it's first season."
EMH: I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Tuvok: "Captain, I found the source of the blue light: It's special."
Janeway: "That's great!"
Tuvok: "It appears to be closing."
Janeway: "Let's hurry. All the good items at 50% off won't remain there long. And why are we flying upside down?"
Tuvok: "Great question, since I am the one who has perfected attitude control. Perhaps Mister Neelix has hijhacked the ship again..."
---544 minutes later---
Janeway: "That really is a Super K-Mart in disguise, but thank you for straightening it out. I got my coffee at 75% discount. Kmart store brand so it probably went stale long before they repackaged it."
Tuvok: "My pleasure."
Janeway: "Exploding panel?"
Tuvok: "No."
Janeway: "Phaser upclose?"
Tuvok: "No."
Janeway: "Blunt force trauma to the head?"
Tuvok: "No -- he heard George Takai's 'acting'."
Even in the Delta Quadrant, Tuvok managed to receive his Cheese of the Month subscription.
They look like boxed 'travel size' cheese cakes. MMMMM
Sorry, I didn't see your comment until I submitted the entry. In before the close?
I blame @tharpdevenport for encouraging my entry.
I know, I caught the notification after I posted. So yes it is entered.
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