Yeah, because they worked so well, and I'm sure they totally make up for the fact that he can't feel his penis anymore and stuff...a "big consequence" in the form of Rhodes taking a dive is erased at the end because he's got Magic Stark RoboLegs

Yeah, because they worked so well, and I'm sure they totally make up for the fact that he can't feel his penis anymore and stuff...a "big consequence" in the form of Rhodes taking a dive is erased at the end because he's got Magic Stark RoboLegs
It always cracks me up when people say that there were no consequences to Civil War. The whole movie was about consequences.GeneralSecretary Ross laid it all out in front of them along with casualty figures from The Chitauri attack, the Triskellion, Sokovia and Lagos (although he conveniently left out Harlem, which was his own damn fault).
A friend of mine sums up pretty well how samey the Marvel Studios movies are, and Civil War is a pretty big offender. A movie that supposedly changes everything ... yet it has a few characters act like absolute idiots in order to set up the two big set pieces, a "big consequence" in the form of Rhodes taking a dive is erased at the end because he's got Magic Stark RoboLegs, and the movie ends with Cap telling Stark, "hey I tried to kill you but we still cool, k? thx bro"
Yes, that is exactly what he said...So you're one of the types who wanted them to execute most of the cast and have Tony hunt Steve for the rest of the MCU until one of them is dead. In other words.
It always cracks me up when people say that there were no consequences to Civil War. The whole movie was about consequences.
Pretty much how I was going to reply, but you said it better than I was going to so I'll just quote you for posterity.^ Yeah. Like Doctor Strange!... Which had nothing to do with any of the characters in Civil War so why would it...
Or Guardians 2!... Which had nothing to do with any of the characters in Civil War so why would it... (also set in outer space, years before CW anyway...)
And Thor 3!... Which featured the two Avengers who weren't in CW and weren't even on Earth at the time, so why would it... and most of the movie is also set in outer space...
Well I'm convinced.
^ Yeah. Like Doctor Strange!... Which had nothing to do with any of the characters in Civil War so why would it...
Or Guardians 2!... Which had nothing to do with any of the characters in Civil War so why would it... (also set in outer space, years before CW anyway...)
And Thor 3!... Which featured the two Avengers who weren't in CW and weren't even on Earth at the time, so why would it... and most of the movie is also set in outer space...
Well I'm convinced.
Was it ever actually established that Peter hasn't signed the Accords?Well . . . Peter Parker was on Earth on the time. He had participated in the battle at the Berlin airport on behalf of Tony Stark. The media is aware of Spider-man. And yet . . . why hasn't the U.S. government or Thaddeus Ross made an appearance in Queens? Why hasn't Peter been forced or coerced into signing the Sokovia Accords? In fact, Stephen Strange should have been approached, considering what happened in both Manhattan and Hong Kong.
That was not what Cap's message said, he just said he was willing to help in major crisis. Even if he's willing to work with Tony to help save the planet, that doesn't mean that anything is being ignored or forgotten about. There's a big difference between being willing to help someone with who pissed you off in potentially world ending crisis, and actually forgiving that person.A friend of mine sums up pretty well how samey the Marvel Studios movies are, and Civil War is a pretty big offender. A movie that supposedly changes everything ... yet it has a few characters act like absolute idiots in order to set up the two big set pieces, a "big consequence" in the form of Rhodes taking a dive is erased at the end because he's got Magic Stark RoboLegs, and the movie ends with Cap telling Stark, "hey I tried to kill you but we still cool, k? thx bro"
Democrats are calling for antitrust hearings concerning Disney's purchase of 20th Century Fox.
Was it ever actually established that Peter hasn't signed the Accords?
And how much does the rest of the world knows about what happened in Manhattan and Hong Kong? The battle in Manhattan was illusory and the one in Hong Kong was reversed.
It sounded like Tony Stark gave Peter Parker a simplified version of why he was really needed in Berlin
"That you're wrong. You think you're right. And that makes you dangerous."
Also he was brought in to just web'em up.
He probably didn't tell Parker about any Accords and Parker was probably underage to sign.
What Peter was told doesn't really matter (and saying Peter just didn't know what was going on would be a terrible idea for his character - he's supposed to be borderline genius, so he can watch the news footage of Cap's rampage and put two and two together). He was brought in as part of an official operation sanctioned by Ross. If Tony had brought in an unknown, unregistered hero without Ross's approval, the very first scene after the airport should've had Ross chewing him out for doing so. Since it did not, the only logical assumption is that Ross approved Peter's presence, which means some sort of arrangement must have been made. Whether Peter signed the accords normally, or whether they came to some other solution due to him being underage, Peter is a legally sanctioned hero.
Or tony just liked messing with happy
Stark-high priority individual. Avengers level stuff
Happy-really? I don’t like to be made a fool out of.
*happy finds out he has to babysit a 15 year old*
*stark gets the last laugh*
Actually stark had 36 hours to do it on his own before Ross stepped in. So stark just picked up peter to fortify the ranks since he has been keeping an eye on peter
Disney isn't the only one that makes movies I like. They are the most consistently good, but other studios can produce decent stuff. That's why I'm not saying I want Disney to buy every studio. I'm fine with just FOX, one of the worst studios and one that's producing particularly nasty shit in the superhero genre (seriously, compared to stuff like Logan or Fant4stic even Man of Steel seems almost acceptable) being sold off and letting Disney take over.
So, while Disney is easily the best studio, they aren't the only good one. FOX just happens to be especially bad, and have a bunch of stuff I really want to see Disney take control of, since Disney at worst is generally still competent and FOX's average output at this point is crap.
When they have control, that doesn't mean that they will become good. Unfortunately, if they have so many products to manage, their output may exceed their quality.
Regardless, Disney acquiring more properties is not a positive to me.
Civil War should have ended in the first 10 minutes.
"General Ross huh? Aren’t you the guy that unleashed an Abomination that destroyed half a city and Hulk had to save your collective asses? And you’re talking to us about responsibility and accountability? GTFO!"
Credits roll*.
(* And that’s a much better movie than what we actually got.)
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