I really,
really want to hear someone with good audio editing skills (and time on their hands to burn) put together Kirk speaking the lyrics to the theme song that Roddenberry wrote so he could get half the royalties on it:
Beyond
The rim of the star-light
My love
Is wand’ring in star-flight
I know
He’ll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
I actually don't find them as "bad" as many apparently do, and in fact find myself singing them spontaneously whenever I hear the tune. I really love Project: Pimento's loungy vocal arrangement, complete with theremin:
Anyway, I'm pretty sure that between TOS and TAS (and perhaps the movies), Kirk utters just about every word in the lyric at least once, bar maybe one or two that could be easily "created" through cutting and pasting a syllable here or there, thanks to Shatner's stilted rhythms. For instance, he doesn't ever say "starry" that I can find by searching
Chakoteya's site, nor fully "star-clustere
d"—but he
does say "star cluster" in "A Taste Of Armageddon" (TOS), so all that's required is a "
d" tacked-on. He even says "star-flight" in "Space Seed" (TOS)! With many you'd have multiple choices to pick from, to best effect. For example, he says "reaches" in "Miri" (TOS), in "A Piece Of The Action" (TOS),
and in "One Of Our Planets Is Missing" (TAS). Plus, of course, there's any number of other things Shatner acted in to fill in whatever gaps might be left. (Really shouldn't be many though.)
Assembled over the full-length closing credits music, in combination with the opening monologue edited on in front, the results could be glorious! Anyone remember this gem?
Sorry, went off topic again. I'm gonna have to look into this further and maybe start a thread over in the TOS/TAS forum.
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