And now, a substantial bit of chronologically synced
50th Anniversary Catch-Up Viewing, including a timely first look at a significant upcoming chart debut...
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The Monkees
"Monkee Mayor"
Originally aired October 2, 1967
Wiki said:
Mike casts his wool hat into the ring to stop a crooked construction tycoon (Monte Landis) from turning the city into parking lots.
Now the boys are back to living in relative poverty despite their international magazine exposure...with neighbors taking back borrowed furniture because they're all being evicted from the building.
Modern viewers would recognize Mike's impersonations of Washington and Lincoln, but might not know who he's doing when he gets to then-in-office LBJ.
"No Time" (which I read was a band-written jam credited to engineer Hank Cicalo)
This episode didn't do a lot for me humor-wise, but it did make the point about running for office that
The Prisoner's "Free for All" should have...having Mike realize that he's become like the people he was trying to remove from office.
I read that "Pleasant Valley Sunday" was also used in this episode, but it must have been cut for syndication.
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Dark Shadows
A recap of the previously unfinished week:
Episode 331
Originally aired October 2, 1967
Roger and Elizabeth respond to David's cries for help, but are highly skeptical of his claim that he was attacked by a bat. When Liz finally consents to listening to what he has to say, the boy immediately leaps to the conclusion that Cousin Barnabas sent the bat after him because he wants David to die. Cue money shot of Barnabas staring out his window.
Barnabas visibly shifts down from ominous mode as Roger comes calling at the Old House. Roger proceeds to infodump recent developments in David's storyline on his favorite cuz, and some of the details break Barnabas out of the smug satisfaction that he momentarily showed the audience when he heard that his plan had worked. All the while, the master of the Old House shows nothing but concern for David to the boy's father.
Back at Collinwood, David provides a parallel infodump to Doc Woodard, who's paying a house call on the boy. Woodard's interest is piqued by information about Sarah's appearances to David and Willie's innocence. Downstairs, Liz insists to Roger that he can't send his own kid away to a school. When Woodard comes down they ask about a psychiatrist, but find that the good doctor is interested in what David has to say.
The now much more ghostly Sarah visits David in his room to emphasize that he should stay away from the Old House, and especially the basement, because going there is dangerous. Yeah, that's gonna work. She gives David a large, wooden antique toy soldier and tells him to keep it on himself at all times for protection. I'm guessing that the previous owner she hints at is her brother. While admiring his "keen" gift, David turns away from Sarah just long enough for her to go into special effect mode for her disappearance.
Episode 332
Originally aired October 3, 1967
At the Old House, Barnabas gives Dr. Hoffman the ol' choking treatment over David's last uninvited visit. She argues that Barnabas is safe, and will remain that way if he doesn't do anything that might attract attention to himself...like killing her or David...tonight! Or...tomorrow night! Or...the night after that!
At Collinwood, Roger is so pensive about having more episodes lately that he forgets his brandy and takes tea from Undercover Hoffman instead. She learns about David being attacked by the Batpole and how Roger told Barnabas all about his son's fears of Barnabas. When David overhears discussion about sending him away to school, he's torn between his internal voiceover and Sarah's voiceover doing a Lost in Space Robot impersonation--DANGER! DANGER, DAVID COLLINS! But David finds courage in the form of his new pocket pal, Corporal Keen.
Victoria catches the boy on his way out, learns about the soldier, and tries to persuade him to show it to Hoffman. David shakes his tutor by pretending to go study, and later sneaks out while Hoffman learns of the soldier from Vicki. Hoffman says that she saw a similar soldier being held by a young boy in a family album.
At the Old House facade, David uses purloined spare keys to go in through the front door (which used to just open for him back in the day). Meanwhile, Hoffman realizes that he's gone there and goes after him...and of course, the sun is setting. Barnabas rises just before the boy goes downstairs to find the open coffin...and dramatically closes the lid to get David's attention....
Episode 333
Originally aired October 4, 1967
Following a recap of yesterday's climax, Barnabas questions David while acting very intimidating...but his threat of punishment isn't delivered on thanks to Hoffman's timely arrival. The Old House master lets the frightened boy go home after taking the set of spare keys. Following the boy's departure, Barnabas at first acts concerned...then a candle appears over his head, figuratively speaking....
Back at Collinwood, Burke and Doc Woodard have randomly appeared to discuss David's disappearance.
At Woodard's urging, the two start to compare notes about Barnabas just as David returns home. He wastes no time telling them about the coffin, as well as jumping to speculations about its owner...
Hoffman appears in a timely fashion again to do some damage control. She spins the coffin as a figment of David's imagination. Hoffman shows the camera a look of guilt as the boy accuses her of being Barnabas's friend. Woodard campaigns for getting to the truth by going to the Old House to see for themselves what's in the basement. Roger, already well past his usual limit on appearances, will have nothing to do with it, so Woodard and Burke go.
At the Old House, Barnabas teases out his reaction to being asked to show them the basement, initially refusing his visitors...but it was obvious where this was going. When he finally consents to showing them the basement, they find...an oddly stacked assortment of trunks and boxes where the coffin usually is. Barnabas's visitors apologize and begin to leave, as he smugly displays his satisfaction to the viewers at home.
If I were going back and rewatching, I'd keep a count of episodes in which Mrs. Johnson is mentioned but doesn't appear. There's some drinking game material.
Episode 334
Originally aired October 5, 1967
IMDb tells me that this is Robert Gerringer's last appearance as Doc Woodard. He was replaced when he wouldn't work during a strike.
At Collinwood, David pensively waits with Vicki for word from Burke and Woodard. The pair return to be let in by Roger, who's getting really cranky now, chiding his visitors for their foolishness and ranting about how the family portraits hated him when he was a boy. They leave Roger with his childhood tormentors and go upstairs to report their findings to his son.
Insisting that The Evil Is Out There, David reluctantly tells them about the secret room in the mausoleum, which angers Sarah into blowing open his window and playing an angry tune. Hitting the brandy and invoking his cousinly man love for Barnabas, Roger is reluctant to allow them to take David to the crypt, but ultimately relents, while sharing his concern that David is in need of professional help and reminding us of Vicki's engagement subplot.
The Scooby Gang arrives at the mausoleum, but the ring that opens the panel won't give, even for the grown men. David gains some benefit of the doubt from Woodard when he finds Sarah's flute on one of the coffins.
Episode 335
Originally aired October 6, 1967
IMDb said:
A psychiatrist analyzes David. Elizabeth informs Burke that there's a clause in an old family will which prevents her from selling him the house. Dr. Woodard decides to take another look at the mausoleum.
Joan Bennett does the opening narration; and we're back in kinescope.
Whatever actor is playing announcer in this case said:
The part of Dr. Woodard is being played by Peter Turgeon.
In his room, a crystal ball-clutching David calls for Sarah...and she appears. She tells him that "somebody" did something to keep the secret door in the mausoleum closed. When Aunt Elizabeth comes to his room with
Dr. Fisher the psychiatrist, the boy doesn't deny who he was talking to, and even shows our one-shot shrink his crystal ball. David relates his dream about Barnabas...
David Collins said:
He wasn't dead...he was something horrible....He came at me and I could see his fangs....Like a wild animal, a wild animal that wanted to eat you!
Downstairs, Burke's getting to know
Doc Woodard #3 over conversation about Maggie's abductor. Woodard notes that somebody inflicted the same type of wounds on Willie, and that person is still out there. Fisher comes down to relate that David is deeply disturbed. In his professional opinion, it's all about David's fear of death. He mistakenly speculates that the shadowy woman with the medallion represents the boy's late mother. But the mention of Barnabas's fangs provokes a visible reaction from the new Woodard.
When the doctors leave, Liz takes Burke aside to give him the bad news from her lawyers that the last owner of the Seaview house, Caleb Sayers Collins, had a provision in his will that the house couldn't be sold to anyone but a member of the Collins family for 100 years after his death...and five years of that time limit still remain.
Meanwhile, Woodard visits the mausoleum by day. His internal voiceover is working up his nerve to pull the ring when Sarah appears behind him....
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The Monkees
"Art for Monkees' Sake"
Originally aired October 9, 1967
Wiki said:
At an art museum, Peter copies an old painting for two guards (Monte Landis, Vic Tayback) who are actually thieves bent on snatching the real painting.
Following the initial switch of the paintings, the boys have to break into the museum and switch them back...
Mike said:
Okay, men...Mission: Ridiculous.
I detected a subtle little M:I motif in the score during this scene. There's a good sight gag after the boys have been pretending to be statues--when one of them taps Mike, he falls over while maintaining his pose.
"Randy Scouse Git" (written and sung by Micky Dolenz; cut in syndication from a previously reviewed episode)
Included in that clip is part of an uncredited appearance by Liberace destroying a piano with a hammer (repeated from an earlier scene, and reprised at the end of the episode after the final number...).
At the end, disconnected from the story, the television audience gets its first exposure to the group's third and final #1 single--a couple of weeks before its release and five weeks before its debut on the Hot 100 (which is coming up in next week's "50 Years Ago..." post):
"Daydream Believer"
(Charted Nov. 18, 1967; #1 US the weeks of Dec. 2 through Dec. 23; #5 UK)
Since we're already covering it here, I might as well spoil that it rockets onto the chart at an impressive starting position of #33.
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Dark Shadows
Episode 336
Originally aired October 9, 1967
IMDb said:
Much to Julia's chagrin, Sarah shows Dr. Woodard the secret room. Meanwhile, Victoria tells Burke that not obtaining her dream home is a sign that they should postpone their marriage.
Doc Woodard #3 gets a color do-over of last week's climactic scene. He proceeds to sit down and convince
Sarah to tell him what she knows in order to help David. Sarah demonstrates an ability to see through the fourth wall, nervously glancing at the camera in her close-ups following one of the actors missing their cue. She then relents and shows Woodard the secret chamber, where he asks more questions about the empty coffin. In lieu of straight answers, he begins to reason through things himself...getting very close to the truth thanks in part to the telltale chains, but demonstrating that he's not as familiar with vampire lore as the audience is expected to be.
Now it's time to eat our foul-smelling vegetables, as we visit the
Burke and
Victoria subplot. Vicki gives being around for David as one of her reasons for not wanting to get hitched right away. We also get reminded of Burke's rival with a dramatic pan to the portrait of Barnabas.
Woodard later comes over, anxious to see Burke...whom Vicki tells us has gone out of town on business...which is kind of strange, considering how he was supposed to be ready to get married at any minute. Not wanting to share what he knows with a potential victim, Woodard asks to see books about the Collins family history.
Dr. Hoffman comes back while he's in the library and goes in to try to talk him down from believing that Sarah Collins is a real ghost. Failing in that, her gears visibly shift as she starts to see him as a potential threat....
Contrary to the episode description, Woodard doesn't specify to Julia that Sarah showed him the secret chamber.
Episode 337
Originally aired October 10, 1967
IMDb said:
Dr. Woodard gradually discovers Barnabas's secret and ultimately confronts him. Meanwhile, Roger makes plans to send David to military school.
Caretaker #2 (who evidently isn't significant enough to warrant a recasting announcement) is puttering around his Cemeterycave when Woodard drops by looking for info about the curse of the Collins family tomb.
Christine at Dark Shadows Before I Die said:
Our original Caretaker, Daniel Keyes, also wouldn't cross the picket line, so now we have two bumbling newbies talking over each other.
Learning some details about the supposed departure of the "original" Barnabas (as do we), Woodard expresses his belief that Barnabas never actually left Collinsport....
While the somewhat-less-doddering-than-his-predecessor Caretaker digs into his books,
Barnabas has a secret bromantic rendezvous with his cousin
Roger, who mentions that he's sending David away, much to the Old House master's visible satisfaction.
Elizabeth is less happy at the notion, having a loud argument with her brother before Woodard comes over and we get perhaps the ultimate DS flub in the episodes that I've seen (with thanks to DSBID for bringing this to my attention or I may have missed it while taking notes):

To the right of the portrait we see the boom mike shadow (very noticeably moving in the actual scene) AND the edge of the set!
Roger starts to blab to the doctor about sending
David away when the subject of the conversation comes down. Taking the boy aside, Woodard confides how he met Sarah and saw the secret room. David makes another candle appear over Woodard's head when he speculates that Barnabas might be dead. Woodard makes David promise not to tell anyone of their conversation while he seeks to get to the bottom of things. Cue too-obvious foreshadowing of Woodard's fate and cut to commercial.
The new Woodard must have a death wish, because the next place he goes is the Old House to brazenly confront the subject of his investigations. At this point, I'm rooting for Barnabas...the new guy is playing things so smugly that he's begging to be taken down a few pegs.
Episode 338
Originally aired October 11, 1967
IMDb said:
Barnabas and Julia are each perplexed by Dr. Woodard's investigation into Barnabas's affairs. Meanwhile Elizabeth offers to reopen the west wing of the family mansion for Victoria and Burke to live in.
They're really laying the foreshadowing of Woodard's fate on thick...now it's stated outright in the opening narration that he'll be dying this night (which apparently plays out over several episodes). After a recap of yesterday's last scene, Woodard leaves the Old House as Hoffman's returning. Woodard goes straight for the window that amplifies any conversations inside. Barnabas grills Hoffman about what Woodard knows, and she makes a point of telling him (and thus Woodard) details about where she keeps her notes. While they're at it, Barnabas loudly confirms that Sarah is his sister, and gets in some chauvinistic chiding of Julia...
Barnabas Collins said:
Stop thinking like a woman and start thinking like a doctor.
After which, he proceeds to advise that she use the underestimation that comes with her gender to her advantage in handling Woodard.
Burke drops by Collinwood to tell Vicki that he's heading off to South America on business. He tries to persuade her to marry him before he goes, and Liz makes the offer described above. Burke asks if there are any skeletons tucked away in the closets, thinking that he's both joking and being metaphorical. Vicki is concerned when her fiance is reluctant to accept the offer because he doesn't want to get tied up in the affairs of the Collins clan.
Meanwhile, Barnabas sends Hoffman out to find out more about what her colleague knows. She proceeds to Woodard's office and acts more interested in what he has to say about Sarah. She even drops the term "ectoplasmic" in relation to the girl. But following the eavesdropping scene, Woodard is onto Julia...now he wants to know what she's been doing with Barnabas at the Old House, and produces a list of curious medical supplies that she's been ordering. Following Barnabas's advice, she tries to deflect Woodard's suspicions by playing the gender card...
Dr. Julia Hoffman said:
I'm emotionally involved with Barnabas Collins. When I'm with him, I don't think of myself as a doctor at all, but only as a woman.
...but Dave isn't buying it. That ploy having failed, she warns him to stop investigating Barnabas now...before it's too late.
Episode 339
Originally aired October 12, 1967
IMDb said:
Dr. Woodard breaks into Julia's room and steals her notes on the treatment of Barnabas. Meanwhile Roger has a conniption fit over Elizabeth's decision to let Burke and Vicki live in the west wing of the family mansion.
"Conniption fit?" That's a little informal for an episode description, isn't it?
At the Old House, Hoffman reports Woodard's suspicions to Barnabas, who isn't pleased with the cover story that she devised about how she's been treating Barnabas for a rare blood disease. She also shares how she told Woodard that she has a romantic interest in Barnabas...
Barnabas Collins said:
How absurd. Woodard is a bigger fool than I thought he was.
Barnabas proceeds to express a firm opinion about Julia's notes...
Barnabas Collins said:
We must get them and destroy them!
DRINK!
Barnabas Collins said:
If anyone got ahold of the contents of your notebook I could be exposed and destroyed!
DRINK!
Commenting on Barnabas's fear of exposure...
Dr. Julia Hoffman said:
I never thought you were capable of feeling any emotion....
Hasn't she seen him pining over Sarah? Anyway, Barnabas heads to Collinwood with Julia in tow to check the metal box in which Julia keeps her notes for himself.
At Collinwood,
Mrs. Johnson (DRINK!) lets Doc Woodard in. Under cover of paying a house call on David, he sneaks into Julia's room. Mrs. Johnson later hears a noise coming from Julia's room and checks, while Woodard, who's been rummaging around for the notes, hides behind the door. Good thing for him that she doesn't think to turn off the light that he turned on. He's also temporarily lucky in that when Barnabas and Hoffman arrive, they get caught up in the drama between Liz and Roger. When Barnabas compliments Vicki during the conversation that ensues, Hoffman seems to understand the subtext.
Upstairs, Woodard finds the metal box and pries it open to reveal the notebook, which looks like a diary with a little lock on it. (In fact, DSBID asserts that it's a reuse of Jason McGuire's diary.) Clearly finding its contents startling at a glance, Woodard pockets the book and attempts to clean up any signs of his search. He goes downstairs eager to talk to Liz, only to be startled by the presence of her visitors, and then frantically makes an excuse to leave. Taking Barnabas upstairs, Julia checks the box to find that it's been pried open and the notebook taken....
Episode 340
Originally aired October 13, 1967
IMDb said:
As Dr. Woodard pours over the notes he stole, Barnabas and a reluctant Julia scheme to kill him.
So the last episode in the Decades block aired on Friday, October 13...how appropriate.
Following a recap of yesterday's conclusion...
Barnabas Collins said:
Then Woodard knows everything...he knows what I am. He must be eliminated--immediately--unless it's already too late....
Faced with Julia's reluctance to be an accessory to her old colleague's murder, Barnabas threatens to treat Woodard to the slowest, most agonizing death possible if she doesn't devise a means to kill him that will look natural. She relents, offering that she has a drug that will make it look like he's suffered a heart attack.
Doc Woodard is just digging into the juicy details of Julia's vampire diary when
Sam drops by for one last performance with Dave. Alas, the character who's about to literally become a soul man doesn't take Evans into his confidence, but merely hints that he's working on something big while writing out a prescription for Maggie.
Frid is at his best (worst?) as Barnabas when he reveals that the job of administering the drug will be Julia's. Desperate for an out, she manages to convince him to to let her try to talk to Dave and convince him to stay silent for the sake of science. Back at his office, Woodard tries to get ahold of Sheriff Patterson by phone and is about to go out when Hoffman arrives. Pulling out the notebook, he reveals that he's read it...
Dr. Woodard said:
Cover to cover...every last, fantastic word. I know about your experiments. I know what Barnabas Collins is!
Dave proceeds to chastise Julia for harboring Barnabas. Hoffman tells Woodard that if he walks out the door, he'll never make it to the sheriff. As he goes for the phone, the silhouette of a bat appears at his window, followed by a superimposed, transparent-around-the-edges Barnabas appearing inside the office.
Woodard: Until now, I hoped it was really a nightmare. Now I know it isn't.
Barnabas: Consider it a dream, from which you will never awaken.
For Decades viewers, Woodard's fate is left to the imagination...but it's pretty obvious what's in store for him, even without peeking on IMDb to see that a couple of Peter Turgeon's future appearances will be as "Ghost of Dave Woodard."
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Hollywood always gets this wrong -- like in Jurassic Park, where the kid grabbed the electrified fence and was blown away from it.
I don't think Hollywood's to blame for this one, old chap.
Oh, gods, how I loathe that song. It's incredibly sexist and degrading to women. "You're not the only cuddly toy / Ever to be enjoyed / By any boy. / You're not the only choo-choo train / To be left out in the rain / So don't complain." Disgusting! Misogynistic, dehumanizing, and I daresay, even implicitly abusive. And yet it's presented as an upbeat, playful Vaudeville number. Ick. Yuck. (I owe Neil Diamond an apology -- I thought he was responsible for this obscenity of a song.)
Those lyrics didn't sound quite right to me, so I looked them up...
A quick Google said:
You're not only cuddly toy that was ever enjoyed by any boy
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came
You're not the only cherry delight that was left out in the night
And gave up without a fight
You're not the only cuddly toy that was ever enjoyed by any boy
You're not the kind of girl to tell your mother
The kind of company you keep
I never told you not to love no other
You must of dreamed it in your sleep
I think there's an argument to be made that it's all just metaphorical dressing for the idea of a no-commitment relationship..."free love" was a popular notion at the time that would continue into the '70s...but they are pretty lousy lyrics, so I won't go so far as to be the song's advocate.
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While looking up videos, I caught a news story about the Monkees' 50th anniversary on YouTube, in which Micky makes an analogy that brings it all back to the BBS. Asked if the Monkees succeeded in becoming a real band, he responds, "I've often said that it's like Leonard Nimoy really becoming a Vulcan."