Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #505: The Measure of an Amazing Episode

[Bagofmostlywatr]

Guinan: OK, one more time, it's quite simple really, I met you about five centuries before you met me, but that hasn't happened yet.
Stewart: No, I get that, I just can't believe there's going to be six seasons.
Guinan: Possibly more.
Stewart: All in spandex?
Goldberg: How would I know, you don't think I'm really an alien from the future do you?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Picard (muttering): "Welcome to Ten Forward, the only bar where you can get a drink and an X-ray at the same time."
Guinan: "You know, your quarters does have a replicator ensuite..."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Guinan: (thinking): Maybe this isn't a good time to tell the Captain that these drinks are actually urine recyc.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Data: "Commander, when I mentioned that the ancient measurement known as a cubit was actually based upon the length of a Human forearm, it was not an invitation to borrow my limb so you could prove my statement."

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Objection! Your Honor, three techniques can hardly be counted as "multiple"!
Louvois: Would the Defense care to clarify the techniques?
Data: Missionary; Sidesaddle;
..and Premature.
Louvois: SUSTAINED

Riker: No, this is not what I meant by "arm phasers." Seriously, that is the worst idea in the world.
Data: Ah. Leg torpedoes?
Riker: I stand corrected.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Despite being a highly sophisticated android, some things were still lost on Data. Like the meaning of "self-checkout".

 

[Triskelion]

Guinan: This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
Picard: Are you on drugs right now?

 

[Tenacity]

Louvois: Would the Defense care to clarify the techniques?

Data: "Yes, Lt Yar would strap a harness about her waist that had a large attached ..."
Louvois: "More than I need to know !!"

 

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