Alternate Episode Titles

[Spock's Barber]

Pick a TOS episode and give it an alternate title.

'Return of the Archons' becomes 'Kirk Versus The Best Dressed Zombies'

 

[SaturnLight]

"Spocks Brain" becomes "SMH"

 

[Spock's Barber]

The Enemy Within: PASSIONATE INTENSITY
The Gamesters of Triskelion: SEDUCTION OF THE CHEKOV
Operation Annihilate: IN PANCAKES LIE MADNESS
The Deadly Years: WRINKLE, WRINKLE, CAPTAIN KIRK
Wolf in the Fold: PIGLET OF TREACHERY
By Any Other Name: WHAT ARE LITTLE GIRLS MADE OF: THE NEXT GENERATION
Return to Tomorrow: BALLS OF SARGON
The Lights of Zetar: THE SPARKLY SYNDROME
Plato's Stepchildren: BITTER DREGS AND HAM
The Apple: @#$% THIS!!!
Amok Time: THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH
Shore Leave: THE FINNEGAN INCIDENT
The Naked Time: KATHLEEN
The Trouble with Tribbles: A MATTER OF PRIDE

Even Spock thought your post was funny.

 

[Spock's Barber]

I like the 'In Pancakes Lie Madness' title.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

See if you can guess the original title:

"Telepaths Are Assholes"
"Shifty Girl Gets Salty"
"Pimpin Aint Easy"
"Goddammit, Gary!"
"Discotech"
"ACTING!"
"Photon Torpedo Run Silent Below Das Bird"
"Tepepaths Are Still Assholes (Pt 1 and 2)"
"Godammit, Finney!"
"Pimpin Gets Easier"
"Goddammit, Edith!"
"Goddammit, Spock!"
"ERROR!"
"Goddammit, Decker!"
"Holloween Special"
"Pimpin Goes Digital"
"Great Big Cochrane"
"Goddammit, Stocker!"
"No True Scottsman"
"Free Range Meatballs"
"Pimpin Is Way Too Easy"
"Goddammit, Gill!"
"Goddammit, Tracey!"
"Goddammit, Daystrom!"
"Goddammit, Other Gary!"
"Starships Eleven"
"Goddammit, Kirk!"
"Space Ghost (Coast to Coast)"
"Goddammit, Plato!"
"99 Problems and a Bitch is One"
"Goddammit, Garth!"
"Hoggers vs. Ninkies"
"Goddammit, Mira!"
"Goddammit, Da Vinci!"
"Goddmamit, Herbert!"
"GODDAMMIT, STAR TREK!"

 

[Spock's Barber]

Irwin Allen version: TURNIPS OF SPACE.

You mean.....*gasp*.....'The Great Vegetable Rebellion'?

 

[Tracy Trek]

I thought THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH for AMOK TIME was a good one. AMOK TIME is kind of a strange title anyway.

 

[geotrek]

"Goddammit, Da Vinci!"
"Goddmamit, Herbert!"

"Requiem for Methuselah" and "The Way to Eden," respectively. Possibly your last reference is "Turnabout Intruder?

 

[UnknownSample]

Wolf in the Fold: PIGLET OF TREACHERY

Amok Time: THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH

Chuckles.

 

[johnnybear]

I thought Return of The Archons should be known more as The Space Purge these days!
JB

 

[TLOZ Lover]

"Miri" -- "Kids Suck"
"And the Children Shall Lead" -- "Kids Suck 2"

 

[Crazy Eddie]

How's that?

Almost!

"Pimpin Aint Easy" Mudd's Women

"Discotech" Corbomite Maneuver

"ACTING!" Conscience of the King

"Pimpin Gets Easier" Space Seed

"Space Ghost (Coast to Coast)" The Tholian Web although it works for "Children Shall Lead" almost as well.

"Hoggers vs. Ninkies" Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

 

[Spock's Barber]

"Discotech" Corbomite Maneuver

Yes, the big, glowing disco ball spaceship that Little Balok drives around.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Yes, the big, glowing disco ball spaceship that Little Balok drives around.

And also the warning buoy that Kirk destroyed. It laid down the boogie and played that funky music till it died...

 

[Spock's Barber]

I thought Return of The Archons should be known more as The Space Purge these days!
JB

"Festival! Festival!"

 

[johnnybear]

"Your Father can put them up can't he?" is quite a weird bit of acting from Ralph Maurer I think his name was!
JB

 

[Spock's Barber]

"Your Father can put them up can't he?" is quite a weird bit of acting from Ralph Maurer I think his name was!
JB

He was also freaky looking as a Nazi officer in Patterns of Force.

 

[UnknownSample]

"Your Father can put them up can't he?" is quite a weird bit of acting from Ralph Maurer I think his name was!
JB

It's "Your father can put them up can he?", which makes it stranger.

 

[johnnybear]

It's "Your father can put them up can he?", which makes it stranger.

Yes, forgive me for that little slip! He did seem as though he was either drunk or under the influence of drugs somewhat and a strange looking guy too!
JB