Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #113: Heathen Chemistry

[Nebusj]

As we come to the end of the month I'm sure the question has crossed everyone's minds here: will I get through the end of Season One before we all get to the end of Year 2016? I'm not making any promises, but I do point out that 2016 is extra-long what with it having a Leap Day and a Leap Second. And the way it's going I wouldn't put it past 2016 to sneak in a Leap Hour either, so keep watching.

Just a bit of a headsup, though: my web site's host said he wants to get out of the web site hosting business. I don't know when I will have a new host or when I'll be able to move things over. There's a chance the site might be erratic or unavailable for a few days and goodness knows what life will look like after that. I will try to post when I know something, in case I do.

That said, please here enjoy the winners of Caption Contest #111!


Winning the ``Turner Classic Movies September Under The Stars'' little gold statuette:

T'Pol: Admiral Fellini would like to have a word with you.

The ``I Had No Preconceptions'' medallion goes to:

Trip: This isn't what it looks like.

Because You Can't Believe Everything You Read Online, take a prize for:

The is last time I go by a Yelp! hotel review. Four stars my ass!

The ``We're Sorry, But The Captain Was Showering'' excuse goes to:

TRIP: Who turned off the gravity??

This week's Because I Was Just Listening To Sparks's ``Angst In My Pants'' ribbon we give to:

Ceiling Trip is watching you masturbate.

And winning the ``I Guess I Just Go To Different Locker Rooms'' ceremonial abandoned half-used jar of Ben Gay is:

Trip: It's just locker room talk.

The prized Self-Awareness Ceremonial Mirror gets shared this week! Enjoying it for the duration of this contest are:

Clint: My Brother is a major Actor/Director, I helped launch this franchise 40 years ago as an Iconic villain and now I'm Space Donald Trump holding a freaking Beagle.

Alien: It's almost as bad as what that Talaxian made us the other day.

Worf: Worf to Picard, there is no sign of your missing saddle, however a dog just beamed into Cargo Bay 2...

I thank everyone for entering and if you didn't tickle my fancy this time, I am sorry. But please remember there are no losers in Caption This contests, except for Travis Mayweather, because we forgot he entered.

And now to the next caption contest. I admit, ``Oasis'' hasn't got the abundance of wonderful pictures that ``Acquisitions'' had. But it has its worthwhile pictures. I hope they provide inspiration. Here we go.

Good luck and have fun, all!

 

[Tenacity]

Trip: "So, what's your name?"
Girl: "Kes."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"'Turn up that thermostat THIS INSTANT."

Girl: So including this episode, HOW many times did you say The Tempest got ripped off? Fascinating!

 

[Nerys Myk]

GIRL: No, I haven't thought about how I'd look with pointed ears.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

T'POL: "My apologies for interrupting the filming of your music video. Lower the weapon."

OFFICER: "Shhhh, I'm pretending I'm a tree."
T'POL (frowns): "As you were."

"'If you can read this, you're a-' - HEY!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: We appear to have wandered on to the set of a bad 70's SciFi program.

 

[Tenacity]

Archer: "The guy in blue and red, isn't that Mark Wahlberg?"

 

[Finn]

Jolene: I'm relieved Beltran isn't directing this episode. We won't be able to notice him on this set even if we tried.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Girl: (laughs) No, really. The CUBS?!?

T'Pol: I was told there would be cake.

T'Pol: Mr. Tucker, may I inquire as to why you have changed your Spacebook status to "In a relationship"?

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: I was unaware this world was clothing optional.

 

[Catarina]

Just a word of advice, try Duracell(R). The Copper Top(TM) beats bunny and drug store brands every time.

 

[Catarina]

Trip: You are still holding a grudge over what I didn't do last contest aren't you?

 

[Catarina]

If this terminal was found at another retailer please call: ^^^ ^;^^---^^

 

[tharpdevenport]

T'Pol: "Drink ... more ... Ovaltine."

 

[Nebusj]

The new thread is up! http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/ent-caption-competition-114-detention.285329/ because I can't remember how to make the text in the link different from the link and it's to cold for me to check just now.