Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #113: Heathen Chemistry

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  1. Nebusj

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    As we come to the end of the month I'm sure the question has crossed everyone's minds here: will I get through the end of Season One before we all get to the end of Year 2016? I'm not making any promises, but I do point out that 2016 is extra-long what with it having a Leap Day and a Leap Second. And the way it's going I wouldn't put it past 2016 to sneak in a Leap Hour either, so keep watching.

    Just a bit of a headsup, though: my web site's host said he wants to get out of the web site hosting business. I don't know when I will have a new host or when I'll be able to move things over. There's a chance the site might be erratic or unavailable for a few days and goodness knows what life will look like after that. I will try to post when I know something, in case I do.

    That said, please here enjoy the winners of Caption Contest #111!


    Winning the ``Turner Classic Movies September Under The Stars'' little gold statuette:

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    The ``I Had No Preconceptions'' medallion goes to:

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    Because You Can't Believe Everything You Read Online, take a prize for:

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    The ``We're Sorry, But The Captain Was Showering'' excuse goes to:

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    This week's Because I Was Just Listening To Sparks's ``Angst In My Pants'' ribbon we give to:

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    And winning the ``I Guess I Just Go To Different Locker Rooms'' ceremonial abandoned half-used jar of Ben Gay is:

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    The prized Self-Awareness Ceremonial Mirror gets shared this week! Enjoying it for the duration of this contest are:

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    I thank everyone for entering and if you didn't tickle my fancy this time, I am sorry. But please remember there are no losers in Caption This contests, except for Travis Mayweather, because we forgot he entered.

    And now to the next caption contest. I admit, ``Oasis'' hasn't got the abundance of wonderful pictures that ``Acquisitions'' had. But it has its worthwhile pictures. I hope they provide inspiration. Here we go.

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    Good luck and have fun, all!
     
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