"The Confession"--
At the
Santa Clara Medical Center, evening custodian David is locked away in the Computer Analysis Room, using the X-3700 computer in conjunction with his portable recorder, vial and syringe...
David: "Alright. I'm ready to begin the test on experimental drug S-27 for possible effect on adrenal function. The serum antidote S-27A to be used in the event of a hypertensive episode."
In Chicago, at the National Register building, McGee grumbles about being drafted to take part in a student training program; at that moment, he meets Pamela Norris, and instantly butts heads with the young reporter-to-be--
Pamela: "I'm the student assigned to you on the work/study program."
McGee: "Ah-hah....well...Pam--"
Pamela: "Pamela--please!"
McGee: "Well...Pamela, be here at 6 a.m...that's not 6:15."
Pamela: "Listen, I understand you're not too happy about this Mr. McGee, but I just want you to know I've completed four years of college, and my master's thesis, and I was the first woman editor--"
With that, the annoyed McGee interrupts--
McGee: "Frankly, Pamela, I'm not too interested in your diplomas. All I'm interested in is do you have what it takes to make a good reporter...and being myself an ace reporter, I could not help but observe that you are indeed a woman! Now there's your first lesson: never comment on the obvious! See you in the morning."
In a small apartment, nebbish computer research employee Harold Milburn sets a place for
one at his dinner table, then leaves...
At the Santa Clara lab, David records computer monitor data readout of his vital signs, then injects S-27 into his arm..
David: "Decreased adrenal gland function should control the metamorphosis...second stage completed. Blood sample analysis now being programmed."
Outside, Harold walks to his job at the medical center.....
In the lab, David sees his blood pressure, respiration and pulse suddenly rise to dangerous levels--
David: "...cardiac overload imminent!"
Suffering from a form of extreme hypertension bordering on full arrest, the shaking David tries to inject antidote
37-A to counter his adrenal gland overreaction to S-27, but the effects quickly overwhelm him. Clutching his head in pain, he transforms into the Hulk, and immediately tears consoles apart in a pain-induced rage, just as Harold enters the lab--obviously astounded by the sight. The Hulk holds his head in pain from S-27, but breaks his way out of the medical center--Harold retrieving David's shirt, and chasing after him.
Harold tracks the Hulk to a bowling alley (the patrons ran in panic at the sight of the Hulk), but loses the creature.
The next day, McGee--with Pamela--fly to California, on the trail of the latest Hulk sighting. Pamela knows her presence is not welcome--
Pamela: "The Hulk was spotted in Santa Clara and you don't want to take me along. I understand how you feel. I asked to apprentice at The New York Times, The Washington Post and Los Angeles Times--real newspapers--so the National Register was not my first choice!"
McGee: "
Well, at least we have something in common."
Recovered, David calls the medical center pretending to be
Dr. Benton, asking about the X-3700 computer; confirming his belief that the Hulk destroyed it. David fakes his way into the building records room and copies the data tape file number taken during his session....
At the California office of the National Register, McGee still tries to sideline Pamela--
McGee: "So while I'm out on the streets, you can stay here and man the phones, that way I can call stuff in--like a bay station."
Pamela: "Bay station?? This is a newspaper article, not war correspondence! I came here to work, Jack!"
McGee: "Pamela, you were supposed to be here to help me, not play Brenda Starr!"
Pamela notices Harold sitting in a corner, eyeing McGee, and alerts the reporter; Harold claims he is the Hulk. McGee laughs him off, telling Pamela that he does not resemble the man he spent time with (in "Mystery Man). Pamela does not want to dismiss Harold so quickly, which McGee uses to occupy her time, while he heads off in pursuit of the "real" Hulk story.
Harold takes Pamela to his apartment, where he has pinned Hulk photos--and crudely colored bodybuilder photos to the wall, along with a map of the U.S., marked for various Hulk sightings. Slowly, a character profile is formed: Harold displays his high school R.O.T.C. marksmanship certificate, and admits he once wanted to be a police officer, but he blames his failing to make the cut on being too short. As evidence for his being the Hulk, he produces Banner's torn shirt...
McGee questions the medical center's publicity representative Alan O'Neil about the computer room's destruction--
O'Neill: "I have you word, McGee--the article will call this vandalism."
McGee: "Yeah, sure, sure, sure...of course, off the record, you and I both know that its the Hulk."
O'Neil: "Hah! I don't know that..and neither will the board of directors, who happen to be deciding on a grant for the computer department."
McGee: "Oh, I see..its what's good PR for a bowling alley isn't necessarily good for a medical center."
O'Neill:
"You're sharp, McGee. Listen, do me a favor--come and see me when you get tired of running after big, green monsters."
David arrives at the medical center lobby, asking about the security area, but runs into Pamela, announcing her employer--and the presence of McGee at the center. David beats a path away from the premises.
In the computer room, McGee tries to hide from, then sneak up on Pamela, only for the capable young woman to use a basic martial arts move to twist McGee's arm and send him into a console. McGee's bruised ego aside, Pamela shares her own investigative work--
Pamela: "I followed the trail."
McGee: "What trail?"
Pamela: "The Hulk's trail. Isn't that how you got here? You know, Jack, I think Harold is very interesting."
McGee: "Maybe..."
Pamela: "No, I think he'd make a terrific human interest story."
McGee: "Listen! Human interest stories do not make front page!"
Pamela: "I disagree--I think a good human story could sell a lot of papers! You know, he works here--I think he might know a lot more than he's letting on."
McGee: "He lost a lot of credibility when he claimed that he was the Hulk!!"
Pamela: "Don't you think you're jumping to conclusions??"
McGee: "LISTEN, YOU!! I've tolerated you so far because the boss told me I had to, but don't make the mistake of assuming that you and I are a partnership!!! TO PUT IT BLUNTLY, PAMELA--YOU'RE A LOT MORE TROUBLE THAN YOU'RE WORTH!!"
Pamela is insulted--steaming. She leaves McGee in the lab.
Back at the Register offices, the resilient Pamela continues--
Pamela: "Jack, about Harold..."
McGee: "You don't give up, do you?"
Pamela: "Look what he gave me--and there are pictures, too."
McGee: "I can't believe that you fell for the old torn shirt routine. Pamela, there are Hulk groupies in every city in this country--the only difference with this little guy, he's a bit crazier than the rest!"
Pamela: "I'm telling you, Jack, I think there's a story there!"
McGee:
"The story has been written before. It usually has an unhappy ending. He hates his mother--right? He eats alone...he resents authority figures and has feelings of inferiority because he's short...shall I go on?"
Pamela: "But you haven't talked to him, Jack!"
McGee: "..a little shy, perhaps..introverted...longs for the discipline of the military life, but doesn't quite fit in?"
Pamela: "Well, you may be right about a couple of things, but I still think--"
McGee: "Pamela...if you keep giving this guy media exposure, you're setting him up for a Helluva disappointment."
Pamela confesses that the story she sent in--with McGee's by-line--was not his, but her story about Harold
. Days later, David sees the story and is disturbed by one detail: Harold may not be the Hulk, but he might have witnessed the actual man transform into the creature...
McGee is not having his best day, as his boss not only loves the story, but thinks McGee & Pamela make a great team. McGee begrudgingly admits Pamela is a good writer--but to support her story, they need more information from the medical center...
David tracks down Harold as David
Beeman from
View Magazine, with an interest in interviewing Harold; the nerdy man (already trying to profit from the Register piece by printing publicity photos of himself) lights up at the idea, and agrees to meet David at the town square. Later, Harold returns to the Register office, upset that he's not in the follow-up story, and that he's not the man who becomes the Hulk. Harold is hurt--particularly when Pamela gently tells him that he just not the Hulk--
Harold: "It's all lies, isn't it? You lied to me, lied to your paper.."
McGee:
"Look, Harold....I'm very sorry, but you can't expect us.."
As McGee reaches for Harold's arm, the man pulls away angrily--
Harold:
"The funny thing is...you're right....I'm not the Hulk...but I do know who the man is! I saw the change...just like you said."
McGee: "What does he look like, Harold?"
Harold: "View Magazine is gonna do the story on us!"
McGee: "That's nice. Who is he?"
Harold: "You wanna story? You come to the square by city hall at 12 o'clock noon. I'll give you a story!"
McGee: "Why don't you just tell us now?"
Harold:
"You forget it!! I don't need you two--or your crummy paper!!"
Pamela: "Harold, please--I'm so sorry--i didn't mean to hurt you!"
Harold: "...you can't hurt me..."
McGee: (to Pamela)
"Look...let's have some lunch--this isn't gonna do us any good."
Harold: "YOU BOTH THINK YOU'RE SO SMART!! Well, View magazine's gonna get a real story!! You'll see!! You can't ignore me anymore!! I'll show you.....I'll show everyone!"
Later, at Harold's home, the disturbed man calls the Channel 6 news--promising the death of a man later that afternoon...
Elsewhere, Pamela uncovers the medical center logs proving Harold was at the facility at the time of the Hulk's rampage...
David goes to the town square, suspiciously scanning the area for Harold, when the man calls to David--from the bell tower. Meeting in the tower, David recognizes Harold (when he was the Hulk), but continues the reporter ruse for information on the computer used in his experiments--
David: "I understand that there was some vandalism to the X-3700 was damaged."
Harold:
"It wasn't vandalism. It was the Hulk. I saw him."
David: "But you didn't see the metamorphosis?"
Harold: "I saw the Hulk."
David: "The damage to the computer--how soon do you think it can be repaired?"
Harold: "uhh--i don't know. What does that got to do with anything?"
David: "I'm just trying to get all the information that I can--for example, the security lock-up system...you know about that? Where the used computer tapes are stored?"
Harold:
"Yeah...sure. Why?"
David: "It's important."
Harold: "I-I-I..what does that have to do with the Hulk?"
David: "I'm just trying to get as much background as I can, that's all."
Harold:
"I know what it is....you don't believe me. No one believes me. Not you...o-or Pamela, or McGee...Channel 6 probably won't even show up."
David: (startled)
"Channel 6?"
Harold: "Yeah. There's gonna be a big story here today, Mr. Beeman. I--I told the National Register, too.Harold Milburn's gonna be biog news by tonight!"
David: "Harold, look--I have to go."
Harold: "Y-you can't go! They're all gonna be here!"
David: "I'm sorry Harold, I have to leave!"
As David makes his way to the stairs, Pamela runs up, calling for Harold. David waits for her to pass, then sneaks down the staircase--but is stopped cold by the sight of McGee driving up. Harold moves over the guardrail
, with a panicked Pamela trying to pull him back; McGee calls out to the man, trying to talk him to safety. David races up the stairs again--trapped.
Harold prepares to jump to his death--
Pamela: "I'm sorry, Harold. Mr. McGee is sorry, too. No one meant to hurt you, we were only trying to be honest. Please come down, Harold!"
Harold: "You're so pretty..a girl like you...would never talk to me.Just...just talk. Just because I'm me."
Pamela:
"Yes I would, Harold."
Harold: "No--don't. Don't lie to me! Nobody even cared about me until I got famous.I'm not gonna let you take that away from me! I'd rather be dead!"
Pamela: "
Harold, come in here. We can help you. Take care of you. Take my hand. Come on. Please..."
Suddenly, the giant bell rings--its reverberating noise sends Harold over the edge, hanging my his fingertips; Pamela tries to reach for him, but the deafening bell is preventing her from reaching him. A few feet away, David covers his ears in pain, triggering a Hulk-out. The creature dislodges the giant bell, and hurls it to the streets below--the awestruck Pamela finally witnessing that which she doubted. The Hulk rips the concrete railing away, finally pulling Harold to safety, carrying him away.
McGee--in the face of a life and death situation--cannot pass up opportunity, so he (and some volunteer reporters) grab a large "elephant net" from his trunk, and race after the creature (still carrying Harold), missing him after jumping to the surface street. Knowing his enemy, the creature rips the fire escape ladder from the walkway--just as McGee reached for it. As the Hulk runs off, Pamela consoles the shamed Harold.
She retrieved David's notebook with the lab security reel numbers....
The following day, Harold is back at home, phoning his mother, letting her know he's going to be okay.
At the Santa Clara Medical center, McGee, Pamela & O'Neill review the data reel with David's
unnamed vitals, but it reveals nothing about why the information was used. Pamela is frustrated because the mystery man was only a few feet away from her, but she missed the chance to learn his human identity. McGee tells her not to be hard on herself.
Pamela admits the national Register was not her first choice, but working with McGee was.
On yet another lonely road (yes, a stock shot), David moves on.
NOTES:
Cure-related episode; there's no established time between
"Kindred Spirits" and
"The Confession," but it must be considerable, since David had enough time to research & develop serums designed to control his Hulk side.
Continuity: thinking control of his adrenal glands held the promise of a cure was discussed in earlier episodes.
One interesting part of David's own serum is that it causes one of the few times transforming into the Hulk did not protect and/or use the creature's amazing recuperative powers to overcome his reaction/problem, in a timely manner.
Although it is not explored in the finale, usually a suicide attempt with law enforcement on the scene is followed by the person held for observation for 72 hours. In 1979 that time may be different. Harold tells his mother he's alright, so the audience will have to conclude he received (or continued to receive) professional help somewhere down the line.
Superheroes must love shattering bowling pins to dust. The Hulk gets first crack in this episode, and the Man of Steel himself would help Lana's son do the same several years later in
Superman III--
Filming locations were some "backyard" memories--
@32:56 is a quick stock shot of "The Black Tower," the nickname for what was then known as MCA Tower (in Burbank), now owned by Comcast. A
lot of Universal's history unfolded in that building and was once one of Southern California's most recognizable landmarks.
The Santa Clara city square was the oft-used Pasadena City Hall, and has appeared in endless TV & movie productions. From certain angles the skyline is still free of the now replaced Plaza Pasadena (mall) which opened one year later, lasting until 2001.
McGee refers to the famed Dale Messick comic strip character,
Brenda Starr. This could be the only time the series mentions another comic character.
Markie Post's character had a few good building blocks--enough that she should have earned a return trip to Hulkland, or at least an offhand reference to the character's career in some future episode.
GUEST CAST:
Markie Post (
Pamlela Norris) will always be
Night Court's Christine Sullivan in the minds of TV fans, but of her few fantasy roles, none standout like the embarrassing, low budget pilot reboot of the 70's Saturday morning series
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (unaired, 2001). Open your eyes to the joy...or terror...
Other fantasy credits:
- Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (NBC, 1979) - the 2-part "The Plot to Kill a City"
- The Greatest American Hero (ABC, 1981) "The Two-Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Fast Ball"
- VR.5 (FOX, 1995) - "The Many Faces of Alex"
- Visitors of the Night (1995)
- I've Been Waiting for You (NBC, 1998)
- Twice in a Lifetime (CTV, 2000) - "It's a Hard Knock Life"
- Ghost Whisperer (CBS, 2005) - "The Woman of His Dreams"
- Transformers Prime (The Hub, 2012-13)
Barry Gordon (
Harold Milburn) has a fantasy résumé dating back to his childhood actor days, with a number of jobs from DC Comics adaptations.
- Alfred Hitchcock Presents (NBC, 1960) - "The Day of the Bullet" & "The Contest for Aaron Gold"
- Thriller (NBC, 1961) - "The Man in the Cage"
- Hands of a Stranger (Allied Artists, 1962)
- My Brother the Angel / The Smothers Brothers Show (CBS, 1966) - "The Big Newsboy War"
- The Spirit is Willing (Paramount, 1967)
- Kolchak: The Night Stalker (ABC, 1974) - "Horror in the Heights"
- Good Heavens (ABC, 1976) - "I Want Nancy!"
- Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle (CBS, 1976 - 1979) - Fillmation's series
- Love at First Bite (AIP, 1979)
- Mr. and Mrs. Dracula (ABC, 1980 / 1981)
- The Kid Super Power Hour with Shazam! (NBC, 1981) as the voice of Captain Marvel Jr. / Freddy Freeman
- Time Warp (Sandler Institutional Films, 1981) - also starring Adam West & Kirk Alyn
- Warp Speed (Sandler Institutional Films, 1981) - also starring Adam West
- The Mighty Orbots (ABC, 1984)
- Superman (CBS, 1988) - Ruby-Spears series / "Bonechill" / "The Driver's License"
- Gravedale High (NBC, 1990)
- Spacecats (NBC, 1991)
- Batman: The Animated Series (Fox Kids, 1993) - as Sheldrake in "The Mechanic" &"Blind as a Bat"
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Syndicated, 1993) - "The Nagus"
- SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron (TBS, 1993-94)
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (CBS / syndication, 1987-1996) as Donatello
- Star Trek: Voyager (UPN, 2001) - "Author, Author"
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Nickelodeon, 2014-16) as "80s Donatello"