Buddy, buddy, buddy ...
Couldn't Tom have mentored Harry on the fact that women like Men with some mileage?
.....
Kim married Lynnis Paris to get back into Tom's inner circle, since a married family man doesn't have time to hang out much with a dopey child like bachelor, without it getting weird and competitive.
He's using Tom's kids to get to Tom, like a reverse Lolita.
Andrew Paris was going to hook up with Janeway during his 4th birthday blow out.
Girls are fertile at 3, and boys are fertile at 8.
(Kes' daddy died before her first birthday. If that's normal, then the men shag women half their age, and make a family, just before they die, which isn't the worst way to go.)
Which is why I said "if that's normal".
If they were going to hook up, it would have been during The Chute.
A good way to balance out all that crazy they were feeling, might have been an abundance of orgasms, if they were too dumb to make toilet wine?
And they did live together.
How many beds were there in their room?
Maybe Ocampa males are fertile for a longer window than the female's "just once and for a short period of time" otherwise the Ocampa life cycle would be even more ridiculous than it already is. Imagine if a couple's fertility windows don't coincide...Girls are fertile at 3, and boys are fertile at 8.
(Kes' daddy died before her first birthday. If that's normal, then the men shag women half their age, and make a family, just before they die, which isn't the worst way to go.)
(Janeway holds out her arms and Kes runs into them, whimpering.)
JANEWAY: Oh. Shush. It's going to be all right. Now, tell me. What is happening to you?
KES: Did the Doctor tell you he found something growing on my back?
JANEWAY: Yes, a growth of some kind.
KES: It's, it's the mitral sac. It's, it's where my child would grow. I'm going through the elogium, the time of change, when, when my body prepares for fertilisation.
JANEWAY: Humans go through the same kind of process. It's called puberty.
KES: But I'm too young. Much too young. It usually happens between the ages of four and five. I'm not even two yet.
JANEWAY: Listen to me. All your body's metabolic activity has increased. It's possible your reproductive processes are being accelerated as a result.
KES: I'm not ready.
JANEWAY: We're going to get you through this, Kes. The Doctor will monitor you constantly.
KES: But you, you don't understand. The elogium occurs only once. If I am ever going to have a child, it has to be now!
Lynx, our resident Kes fan will either be thrilled to know that or jealous. I'm going to assume thrilled.Ah, I'd almost remembered the exact line. I'm quite pleased with that.It does help that Kes was my favorite S1-S3 character so I'd watch her episodes more often than the others.
No one made wine?
Food waste + sugar + water + time.
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