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Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #156 What am I thinking?
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B'ELANA: Captain, I think I figured out why the number of crew on the ship never goes down even when people die.
Q: You Federation types are so easy to mess with!
CHAKOTAY: THAT'S for putting liola root in everything even thousands of light years away from the planets it grows on!
SEVEN: I have decided I would like to experience a romantic relationship. I will request your help in finding a suitable male who is physically healthy but not emotionally demanding.
CHAKOTAY: Hmm...
NAOMI: Mom, I think this educational programming is starting to get a little preachy.
FLOTTER: If we don't all stop using fossil fuels I'm going to shrink...until I'm gone forever!
ALIEN: I'm here for the nostril competition.
JANEWAY: Did you clear the table?
CHAKOTAY: Done!
My son wishes he could clear it that way. LOL
Naomi: "Well, I hope you don't think I'm too adorable and get too invested in me, 'cause I might inexplicably vanish without explination."
Seven: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU!
Q: (singing) Oh, B'Elanna don't you cry for me, I come from the Continuum with-
B'Elanna punches Q.
B'Elanna: -with a fist in your face.
Chakotay: Chakotay to bridge, the Leola Root Stew has adapted!
Janeway: Now, to section 140, paragraph 5 of the starfleet code of conduct...
Paris: Okay, I'm sorry I accidentally deleted coffee from the replicators!
Naomi: Stop telling me that I'm too young for this! I'm 2 & 1/2 years old, I can absolutely go on an away mission to an alien planet!
Picard: Hugh! How have you been?
Hugh: Things got weird after you left, Captain.
Seven: "Time's up. Please put down your styluses and hand in your test PADDs."
Paris: "Well, I'm pretty sure I flunked. How about you, Chakotay?"
Chakotay: "Not now, Tom, I'm having a moment."
Flyboy's Log: I just realized Seven got a beautiful voice. Reminds me of my great-great-great grandmother. Dad actually knew her when he was little and she was a tiny old woman in a hoverchair. Dad said she looked like that 21st century actress. I can't remember the name...
Flyboy's Log: I just realized Seven got a beautiful voice. Reminds me of my great-great-great grandmother. Dad actually knew her when he was little and she was a tiny old woman in a hoverchair. Dad said she looked like that 21st century actress. I can't remember the name...
Since I'm not invested in the new Trek movies...bring it on... :P
which character is your avatar from? (I know it's Clinton now, but the original face is in my head and I cannot remember the name!)
Naomi: "Do we HAVE to do the Time Warp again?"
Kai Winn- I guess you aren't a Niner
I saw your avatar somewhere else and I couldn't work out whose face it was on Winn's head. I feel ashamed. 
SEVEN: "You know, Chakotay, when I texted you, 'WUT U DOIN,' and you wrote back, 'Important Ship's Business,' I had no idea you'd be hiding out in here, playing poker, with the boys. I mean, most old dudes who had a beautiful, younger woman waiting to be with them, would be tripping over their own feet, just to get to her, with time to spare."
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