Perhaps,the TrollSpies will appreciate a nice recipie for
Axanar Pie. Maybe they can bring it to the High Lord Infringer, when he serves his penance.
Axanar Pie (with respect to Madame Chief Justice Jespah)
Ingredients:
1 Length of Trailer with Vulcan spices
4 Props from Star Trek (authentic and fresh...or not)
At Least one IP (add more to taste)
A bushel of Minions (cut up and diced, because; Self-Preservation)
2 or 3 websites, Heavily Edited for Content
1 Webstore, with Premiums
Mix above ingredients to taste...
Find (Build) a large space, with high amp capacity
Slowly stir in Contracts and Agreements, whatever
Add Appearances at Cons
Carefully chop up a couple of video interviews
Obtain 1 Prestigious Law Firm
Purée 10-20 Fibs and mask in slowly
Pour ingredients into Large GreenScreenPan
Change name of Large Space (above)
Set aside to Settle (or not)
Axanar Pie Crust Dough$$$
Mix Dough$$$ from Webstore and Prop $ales with;
70 cups of Fleecing™ Flour (bleached and purified)
Many Thousands of Donors (careful!, remove shells when breaking)
Premiums never awarded (reserve some, in case of future "recipes")
Dribble in Coffee©, to taste (mixture should be moist and icky)
(Careful not to spill on floor...or Carpet®)
Pour Mess...er - sorry...pour Mixture into Large Courtroom
Fold Crust over Entire Venue
Don't forget to Prick (yep) top of Crust
Cook till Finished...Pie should be steaming and crust should be crisp
Slice into Portions, and sell at new Webstore devoted to Documentary on "How to Make Axanar Pie".