What vintage TV series could we "Trekkerize"?

[Bud Brewster]

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A member of my own message board, All Sci-Fi, gave me a funny idea for a Star Trek series based on the four gals in the picture he posted below. Visualize this wacky series, and then suggest a few of your own!
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"Once upon a time there were four little girls who went to Starfleet Academy. And they were each assigned very hazardous duties . . . NOT!"

"But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name . . . is Jimmy."

"Jimmy Kirk."

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[Kor]

Harry Mudd and Cyrano Jones go into business together to take tour groups around space on short cruises in a little ship. One day, while doing a three-hour cruise with Sarek and Amanda, Lenore Karidian, Leila Kalomi, and Professor Richard Daystrom, they run into some magnetic turbulence, the ship is damaged, and they are forced to land on a remote tropical planet with no way to repair the ship.

High jinks ensue.

Kor

 

[USS Triumphant]

Vengeance Flyer. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a Klingon who does not exist. Kurn, son of Lorgh. A young loner on a crusade to restore honor to his true family name in a world of petaQ who operate without any. He has joined forces with K.A.R.R. (Klingon Armored Robotic Raptor), an experimental fighter based on a copy of long abandoned Federation technologies, fleeing from those that would destroy him as failed and dangerous.

Edit: Oops. Forgot which forum I was in. Oh well. >.<

Harry Mudd and Cyrano Jones go into business together to take tour groups around space on short cruises in a little ship. One day, while doing a three-hour cruise with Sarek and Amanda, Lenore Karidian, Leila Kalomi, and Professor Richard Daystrom, they run into some magnetic turbulence, the ship is damaged, and they are forced to land on a remote tropical planet with no way to repair the ship.

High jinks ensue.

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[JonnyQuest037]

Harry Mudd and Cyrano Jones go into business together to take tour groups around space on short cruises in a little ship. One day, while doing a three-hour cruise with Sarek and Amanda, Lenore Karidian, Leila Kalomi, and Professor Richard Daystrom, they run into some magnetic turbulence, the ship is damaged, and they are forced to land on a remote tropical planet with no way to repair the ship.

High jinks ensue.

God help me, I would watch that. Especially if they landed on the same planet as Zephram Cochrane and the Companion.

 

[FormerLurker]

But on the other side of it, so they don't meet them until season three.

 

[Hippocrates Noah]

The Enterprise has a new Captain, Bob Newhart. Each week he beams down to a planet but is soon contacted by the ship and has to diffuse a situation with a wacky one-sided communicator conversation. "What's that you say Spock? The Enterprise has lost power and her orbit is decaying? Well call Scotty. Passed out drunk you say? Mmm Hmm. Puddle of his own urine?". Basically I just want to see Suzanne Pleshette in that uniform.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Fantasy Island....with both Khan and Soran. Kirk and crew are in BIG trouble!

 

[johnnybear]

Bob Newhart? We all know that Bob Newhart is Hulk Hogan don't we? Newhart found a formula and swallowed it back in the early seventies, he morphed into Hogan and like Dr.Jekyll/Mr.Hyde, Bruce Banner/The Hulk, he started living two lives, when the formula wore off he was himself in his comedy show and when he took a new batch he was Hogan, wrestling across the world defending the belt from bad guy wrestlers! Well look at it this way they have the same face!
JB

 

[Capn Nick]

The Clampett family on a five year mission. Just for the opening credits with granny's rocking chair tied up between the warp nacelles.

Well doggies!

 

[Hippocrates Noah]

No synopsis needed, the picture says it all.

Well we're movin' on up, to the Enterprise, to that deluxe starship in the skyyyy

Captain Jefferson the Klingon ship has been destroyed...

 

[JonnyQuest037]

How about The Dick Van Dyke Show? I'm seeing a "Lower Decks" type show with Rob Petrie consulting with his staff in the phaser control room (Rose Marie and Morey Amsterdam), with Mel Cooley as the officious Captain Picard-type who occasionally checks in on them.

Plus, mid-60s Mary Tyler Moore in a TOS uniform.

 

[Hippocrates Noah]

How about The Dick Van Dyke Show? I'm seeing a "Lower Decks" type show with Rob Petrie consulting with his staff in the phaser control room (Rose Marie and Morey Amsterdam), with Mel Cooley as the officious Captain Picard-type who occasionally checks in on them.

Plus, mid-60s Mary Tyler Moore in a TOS uniform.

And there's an ottoman on the bridge right in front of the turbolift doors that he constantly trips over.

 

[Poltargyst]

Except when he almost does but avoids it at the last second.

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Except when he almost does but avoids it at the last second.

He could also do that with phaser blasts.