Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption This: A typical day for my crew

[Catarina]

Leadhead caught me on a coffee high. I find this cute and amusing.

EMH: Captain, I don't understand why it was necessary to reprogram me to carry around your tablet for you.

Janeway: You're my spam filter.


AC2T: Word....

Neelix, THAT'S IT! I'm sealing off the replicator! This is a small cabin, with limited breathable air, and I'm not letting you order "Talaxian Tootin' Beans and Franks" again!

Jirin: Right?
Borg: A Star Fleet shuttle worthy of adding to our own. Prepare to improve our spheres.

BORG: Analysis of design of craft. Not very practical, but looks cool. This craft will be assimilated. Its aesthetic distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Jirin gets another thumbs up from Cat

JANEWAY: Emergency...piloting hologram?
DOC: What do you think?
JANEWAY: I think if you start all your proposed new jobs with 'Emergency' you must have a pretty low self esteem. (or inflated ego)

The Keep Calm and let Paris Fly award to my fill in, Leadhead

Kleg: You almost crashed into that asteroid!

Paris: That's nothing, I could've gotten even closer!

Uber: kidnapping more than helping since the 21st century...yikes...Mr. Laserbeam. :P

"'Take Uber,' they said. 'You'll save a lot of money and get there fast.' Oh yeah, this is working... "

Ouch...Stardream LOL

The Borg took Neelix but found me unworthy of assimilation?

HMS Ark Royal: A nod to a great episode award for you!

Computer: CAUTION... TORPEDOES - A LOT CLOSER THAN YOU THINK

 

[Catarina]

Annddd this week's (month's sometimes) contest!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: And how long since her last cup of coffee?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Thanks for the help, fellas. We'll find my acting talent SOMEWHERE on this ship!"

 

[Hutchy01]

You can tell by the way I use my walk...

 

[Catarina]

You can tell by the way I use my walk...

Simple but I can't help but ask for What? That he needs to find his script? His excitement for his job? His zeal?

 

[at Quark's]

Seven: 'There's no need for apprehension, Commander ... you asked me to make the design of your quarters more efficient, so I added my cultural distinctiveness to it.'

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKTOY: Your sensors must need recalibrating, Tuvok. If there were Klingons nearby I would smell them.

 

[Finn]

Nothing like a borgified Leola Root soup to inspire the crew to take up arms.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Russ : So this is the writers' room?

Beltran : No wonder the scripts are so stale...

Klingon (offscreen) : This is the worst G'agh I've ever had!
Neelix: Talk to her. She's the head chef!

Chakotay to Tuvok - I think the internal sensors are malfunctioning. I've searched almost the entire ship, and haven't seen a single Klingon.

EDIT: Sorry Nerys Myk, that'll teach me to not read the previous entries first. Let's try this one again...

Chakotay: I'm reporting the two of you to the Captain.
Klingon #1: Impressive. I did not think he noticed the sign on his back.
Klingon #2: How did he know it was us?
Chakotay: Writing "Kick Me" in Klingon was the first clue.

 

[2takesfrakes]

CHAKOTAY: "B'Elanna ... wait! Come back! You're not being very hospitable to our guests, here ... And you know that."

 

[Triskelion]

Seven: You hold him down. I'll dustbust the tattoo off his head.

Chakotay: First Officer's log. We're at the scene.
One Hirogen hunting rifle. In soup. S-O-U-P.
One Hirogen suit of armor. In soup. S-O-U-P.
One Hirogen head. On reclamation pad. R-E-C-K.... R-E-K.... R-E-C-L-E-M....
<looks around, kicks head>
In soup. S-O-U-P.

Janeway: Please tell me you just came from the kitchen and not from sickbay.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Klingon on Left: "Why have you brought us down this cooridoor that never ends?"

Woodcotay: "Oh, it's May Sweeps and we were hoping that if you walked behind me for a while the ratings might go up."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK: How long have you had three arms?

 

[Catarina]

TUVOK: How long have you had three arms?

Woah, nice observation. We always felt something was off, right?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Woah, nice observation. We always felt something was off, right?

Chakotay is a semi-half-cousin of Zaphod Beeblebrox

 

[Triskelion]

Chakotay: Be on your guard, men. It may jump out at any moment.
Warrior: We are prepared for any attack!
Naomi: Anyone wanna play a game of Kadis-Kot?
Men: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!

Neelix: Here you go, Captain.
Janeway: What's this for?
Neelix: The Klingons respect a girl with no gagh reflex.

 

[hux]

NEELIX: Hold this, I need to go and violently beat Kes.

 

[Hutchy01]

Klingon furthest right: That wasn't a fart.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

"Arn't you guys supposed to be off my starboard bow?"