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CBS/Paramount sues to stop Axanar

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muCephi said:
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
"Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and targs and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Password. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Ban Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Right. One... two... five.
Three, sir.
Three.
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And Lo, the Three Infringers did come, on their Trek, for they were guided by the$Light.
And they asked, "Where is this Trek, born of the Great Bird?"
But, It was revealed to them in a (Tele)Vision, as if they could see it before them, and the Kirk and the Spock and the Doc were there. Enterprising and Good.
But, instead of being awed, as in the Adoration of the Fans, they were tempted by the Evil One.
Riches and Glory he Promised the Three. Frankenscence and Myrrh-chendise.
Percentages and False Idols, Mere Shadows of the Trek.
And the Dark Light of Axanar did make itself seen.
Bearing False Witness. Saying the Words of the Script, but, nay...
Feeling neither the Delivery. Of. theKirk., nor the Curmudgeonry of the Doc.
There was no Logic in this Path, yet...the Evil One Illuminated it Darkly
When Logged On did the Sheppards go, the IP bore False Witness
For the Prince of Lies did Thief it...verily, not...
Without Permission from the Priests of Paramount, nor of the Satraps of CBS
A Gathering of L'Eagles was called Forth
The Father of Lies caused much Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth
Council and Engineering was Needed and Briefs were Written
On the Hallowed Padd of Trek
A Bridge was Forged From the Manger to the Room of Briefing

Thus endeth of the Reading of the Gospel of the Roddenberry
 
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Karzak said:
I've said for years that a documentary about the people and the psychology of people who make these fan films would make for a fascinating project, if you could get everyone to agree to do it. :lol:

Also: if a documentary about this whole embarrassment about Axanar gets made, I sincerely hope it will be called Casting Dispersions.
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How to Axa-dentally Steal an IP
 
HIjol said:
And Lo, the Three Infringers did come, on their Trek, for they were guided by the$Light.
And they asked, "Where is this Trek, born of the Great Bird?"
But, It was revealed to them in a (Tele)Vision, as if they could see it before them, and the Kirk and the Spock and the Doc were there. Enterprising and Good.
But, instead of being awed, as in the Adoration of the Fans, they were tempted by the Evil One.
Riches and Glory he Promised the Three. Frankenscence and Myrrh-chendise.
Percentages and False Idols, Mere Shadows of the Trek.
And the Dark Light of Axanar did make itself seen.
Bearing False Witness. Saying the Words of the Script, but, nay...
Feeling neither the Delivery. Of. theKirk., nor the Curmudgeonry of the Doc.
There was no Logic in this Path, yet...the Evil One Illuminated it Darkly
When Logged On did the Sheppards go, the IP bore False Witness
For the Prince of Lies did Thief it...verily, not...
Without Permission from the Priests of Paramount, nor of the Satraps of CBS
A Gathering of L'Eagles was called Forth
The Father of Lies caused much Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth
Council and Engineering was Needed and Briefs were Written
On the Hallowed Padd of Trek
A Bridge was Forged From the Manger to the Room of Briefing

Thus endeth of the Reading of the Gospel of the Roddenberry
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Our Alec, who art in litigation,
Hallowed be thy psychosis.
Thy film making done.
Thy will be done in Facebook,
As it is in TrekBBS.
Give us this day our daily blog post.
And forgive us our IP violations,
As we forgive them that IP violate against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from CBS.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the paranoia,
For ever and ever.

Qapla'
 
HMS Ark Royal said:
Our Alec, who art in litigation,
Hallowed be thy psychosis.
Thy film making done.
Thy will be done in Facebook,
As it is in TrekBBS.
Give us this day our daily blog post.
And forgive us our IP violations,
As we forgive them that IP violate against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from CBS.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the paranoia,
For ever and ever.

Qapla'
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And the Board said unto Fandom, "Why are you hiding behind that greenery? (screenery)
And some among the Fandom replied, "Because I am Fake-ed, my Board."
And the Board asked, "Who told you this?" "How do you know you are Fake-ed?"
Those Fake-ed Fandom were shamed and said, "The Web Serpent, oh Board!"
"It is not our fault" "We could not tell the difference!"
It was then that the Board knew its Paradise had been Violated
And it was Angry. And Vengful.
It called upon the Minions to Cast Out the Fak-ed, never to be allowed back into the Garden
 
I've only been halfway watching this thread for the last week or so. Could somebody sum up the latest legalities in a brief soundbite?

Also, I see we are close to 700 pages. :eek:

Kor
 
Well, we almost made it to 700 pages, but we can Call the Thread, and save C/P and Hex-Binar the trouble.

RMB just confirmed that Axanar does not exist.
 
Kor said:
I've only been halfway watching this thread for the last week or so. Could somebody sum up the latest legalities in a brief soundbite?

Also, I see we are close to 700 pages. :eek:

Kor
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Certainly

Alec Peters has stolen the IP of CBS and paramount and has told lies. The pair are now suing him, several unknown persons and Axanar production

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