Demandra.
Devo Ono.
It's Devinoni, actually. Not Ono as in Yoko.
Devils Food Donut, May I present Bhagavad Gita of Barzan Two.
Bars Artoo?
Bhavani of Barzan II.
Dextrose Oreo.
R2.
C3P0.
Danny Devito.
It's Devinoni, actually.
Kevin Bacon, Bhagavad Gita. Bhagavad Gita, Kevin Bacon.
Devinoni.
Deviled Olive Loaf?
It's Bhavani, of Barzan II, actually.
Ah, Buckaroo Bonzai.
Barzan - like in Tarzan. Or Barzan II, actually.
And we have a Tarzan two, too. Number One.
Do what now?
Will T. Riker. How are you, Dentyne Gum and Burger King?
Will Trike who? Deanna?
Well, I'd trike her too but she's standing right there.
No, not Trike her,
Riker, Will T!
Whoever heard of triking someone, anyway? If anything, I'd shovelhead her.
I WILL EMPATHIZE WITH YOU - ALL THE WAY TO KLINGON HELL, ROOFS!
STOP CALLING ME ROOFS!
Ahem. Deviled Ham, Lieutenant Wereworf. Wereworf, Deviled Ham.
Dervish Han Solo.
Woofers.
That's
Worf! Son of Mogh!
Hi. Devinoni. Son of Ral and his life partner, "Betty".
Ah. Long Division, Son of LeBaron.
No - Devinoni Ral.
I see. Apolo Anton Ohno.
Devinoni Ral.
Dented Penis Ball.
- CLOSE ENOUGH!
Later that same afternoon....
- And now let's all beam to the Bars in the Wormhole.
It's the "Barzan Wormhole", actually. There aren't any bars.
Oh, just the one bar?
THERE AREN'T ANY BARS!!!
There's a trucker bar called the Ten-Four Word, Bathhouse Rita.
That's Ten Forward, actually.
No, I don't believe it is, good buddy.
Bhavani, actually -
Of Tarzan Number One.
No,
Barzan, Number Two.
No, Data is Number Two.
She meant the Truckstop Bar Stool Two.
Thank you, Evel Knievel.
Devinoni. Devinoni Ral.
Deviled egg on rye.
Now you've got it, Dinosaur Toy.
Dinosaur
Troi. Imzado.
ImzaDEE.
Sorry, You za Dee, I'm za W.
Deanna Troi, actually, Daught-
Daughter of the Fifth Horse -
Holder of the Salted Chestnuts that Reek -
Hair of the Hurling Ringtone of Bedheads -
Lord of the Dance -
Psycho Therapist to the Stars -
Master of the Pan Flute -
Master Blaster run Bartertown -
MASTER BLASTER!!! LISTEN TO THE LAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!
Good one, Roofs.
We've met. Wynona.
Denim Members Only Jacket.
Evel Knievel, Count Chocula.
That's Counselor Deanna, Curtain Rod.
Not Curtain Rod! He's
Captain!
Oh, my bad. All these years -
Captain Jordache Jeans Unitard.
Hey -
never go full Unitard!
Jean Luc Picard, actually.
John Loo Peekwhored? OK....
Picard, actually, Lorraine.
Ral.
Wilty.
Will! T!
D-Train.
T-Bone.
Folger's LaCrystals.
Tarzan.
Apollo.
Yoko.
Wifebeater, Son of Gonad.
Demented Moulin Rouge.
Devinoni Ral, actually.
Dali Lama Rastaman.
Sorry, that's Devinoni Ral.
Data's Android Lal?
Data's Pen Pal LOL.
Devonini Ral, actually -
Later, in The 10-4 Word Truckstop....
- Ral. Devinoni.
Guglielmo Marconi?
Devinoni Ral!
Sovereign Marouk.
Curtain Rod.
Stroker.
Dennis Rodman.
Björk Guðmundsdóttir.
Diverticulitis.
Master Bata.
He's Manstress Dater, actually -
Dancing the Rhumba.
Counselor Hammertoe.
I...HAVE...HAD...ENOUGH...FROYO!!!
...
That's TROI, Counseling Therapist!
Oh, TRY Counseling The Rapist?
What rapist?
She means Devinoni Ral, here.
OH SURE,
NOW WILTY GETS IT RIGHT!!!
AND NOW, THE CAPTION:
Curtain Rod: Now to set a new golfswing record. Has anyone seen my dimpled ball?
Everybody: YES.