Eating Cellphones

[Johnny7oak]

apparently I have a re-occurring dream of eating old cell phones. The latest gave me the feeling of plastic in my mouth crunching down them in half with my teeth, and swallowing a chuck of the cellphones in some sort of gathering.

Anyone else have similar dreams?

 

[tomalak301]

Those are weird dreams. You should probably see a psychologist.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Do you ever have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? I know, I do.

 

[Saga]

my advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Double posted, somehow. Must have been a dream.

 

[SPCTRE]

apparently I have a re-occurring dream of eating old cell phones. The latest gave me the feeling of plastic in my mouth crunching down them in half with my teeth, and swallowing a chuck of the cellphones in some sort of gathering.

Anyone else have similar dreams?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I ate one once. Because it would not bloody stop ringing so I crunched that little fucker up in my teeth and swallowed it good.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Your dream sounds like a Twilight Phone episode.

 

[hux]

Maybe your subconscious is telling you to eat more fruit.

Apples, for example.

 

[SPCTRE]

I ate one once. Because it would not bloody stop ringing so I crunched that little fucker up in my teeth and swallowed it good.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

 

[SPCTRE]

I bet androids can gobble up cellphones like nobody's business

 

[B.J.]

I can hear the ringtone in my head!

 

[HIjol]

My Crackberry Dream Anthem

BlackBerry ringing in the dead of night
Take these ringtones, download high
All your life
You were only waiting for the Android 10.5

BlackBerry ringing with a Server Fright
Middle East, afraid you'll see
Enterprise
They won't let you PM to your Brothers, can't be free

BlackBerry try BlackBerry try
They won't allow you the satellite, high

BlackBerry, sigh BlackBerry, sigh
Limit your reach, in the Arab sky

Blackbird ringing, software on the fly
Functionality, censored, cry
You can try
UAE was waiting, hoping you would give a try
Terrorism 'noia keeps your functioning awry
Canada rolled over, gave it up, small piece of pie


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[Mr. Laser Beam]

Are you a man who dreams he has eaten a cellphone, or a cellphone that dreams it has eaten a man?

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I wonder what kind of sauce goes best with a cell phone.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I wonder what kind of sauce goes best with a cell phone.

Apple sauce, surely.

 

[Kor]

I had a dream that people were eating cigarettes.

Kor

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I had a dream that people were eating cigarettes.

Kor

My father's mother forced him to do that, once.

I hear it didn't taste good.

 

[HIjol]

Apple sauce, surely.

Surely Cran- or Black- for me!!!