ENT Caption Competition #104: Stationary Front
- Thread starter Nebusj
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Archer: But what *IS* it?
Alien: It's part of a Saltah'na clock. All the cool Starfleet officers are building them!
Captain's personal log, September 7, 2151. Starfleet has turned down my request for a seatwarmer in the captain's chair three times now. I have been forced to make alternate arrangements when I'm away from the bridge.
Alien: This mind meld isn't working!
Tucker (O/S): That's the warp core. It's a machine. It's not conscious.
Alien: Hmm. I see.
Tucker (O/S): And you're not a Vulcan.
Alien: ... But I totally have the robes!
Daniels: A-HA! After all this searching, I've finally found it!
Archer: What? The start of the temporal cold war?
Daniels: No, of course not. It's the exact moment they decided to discontinue Pepsi Blue! We can finally fix this!
Archer: Nope, the image of T'Pol's head isn't in here, either.
Reed: Sir, maybe Nebusj just wanted to be a little different this time.
Archer: Are you even listening to yourself? Keep searching!
THE ORIGINAL ALTERNATE ENDING TO "ENTERPRISE":
Future Guy: "It's a natural exf-f-f-f-f-f-f-foliant. Just relax and ease into it."
Silik: "I really need to stop humoring the Earth people with what I'd do for a Klondike bar!"
Archer: "What in the name of....what am I looking at here?"
Daniels: "I've brought you here to let you witness an important moment in Earth's history, Jonathan. The candidacy of Kanye West for President of the United States in the early 21st century."
Suliban: FORGOT THE PARACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
Archer: What is it?
Crewman, singing: oouuuur whole universe was in a hot dense state, then fourteen billi-
Archer: Sorry I asked.
Marvin, disembodied: That was supposed to be an EARTH-shattering kaboom, not a MARVIN-shattering kaboom!
Silik: "When am I going to start remembering the location of that trap door...."
Daniels: "Do you know what you're looking at, Jonathan?"
Archer: "No. But I'm pretty sure that marijuana or cocaine have nothing to do with it so that narrows down the choices by quite a bit."
Archer: "Apparently the economic system of the 31st century invests far too much in helium for its own good."
Archer: "Thank you. I'm honored.
Who's this....Chris Gaines?"
"The bridge looks a lot bigger from here. And my actual role on this show looks a lot smaller."
The world is coming to an end! I managed to pick winners and put up a new thread! Thank you all for reading.
