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Seasonal Flavored Products I Don't Like Must be Stopped

End the Pumpkin Spice Era


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Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

Even the chemicals used to produce spiced scents, that's just dangerous.
 
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Is that what tampons are for?! Here I've just been letting them water my beard.
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

Even the chemicals used to produce spiced scents, that's just dangerous.

Yeah, but I bet if Gwyneth Paltrow said shooting cardamom up your cooch cured autism, you'd be able to get Pumpkin Spice douches at your naturopath's in no time!
 
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I was out and about this weekend and of course immediately thought of this thread.

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Really? They'd better also be booze-soaked.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/tampax.asp

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Snapped some more photos today. The cloying scourge is pervasive indeed.

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Pumpkin kale chips? Say it ain't so!
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

What, the barbecue sauce and fig butter weren't pumpkin spice flavor??
Scandalous! :eek:

The pasta sauce actually doesn't sound too bad, if you like savory things like pumpkin soup.

Kor
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

I think I'm gonna make some pumpkin banana bread today.
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

^ It's good if you use pumpkin ale in the dough: pumpkin beer bread.

Kor
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

I generally don't like pumpkin ales, so I would either have to make A LOT of bread or have leftover beers that I would never drink.
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

When I have made pumpkin beer bread, I just got a single bottle and used it for one loaf of bread.
I don't know if the stores in your area allow you to break up six packs of beer, though.

Kor
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

I don't know if the stores in your area allow you to break up six packs of beer, though.

Kor

Not typically. Sometimes you can do a mix and match 6-pack, but only from a pre-selected assortment of bottles (usually crap they're trying to get rid of).
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped


I would love to try pumpkin spice peanut butter! :drool:

... but even I might have to draw the line at pumpkin pasta sauce. That one sounds like it might be a little too out there, even for me.

(And pumpkin spice apple cider sounds great, too, but I don't generally go for "sparkling" ciders.)
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

... but even I might have to draw the line at pumpkin pasta sauce. That one sounds like it might be a little too out there, even for me.

Have you ever had pumpkin soup? It's very traditional, and not sweet or cinnamon/nutmeg-y. I think the pasta sauce would be like that.

Pumpkin is just a type of squash, after all.

Kor
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

Aldi's usually has Pumpkin pasta sauce this time of year. It was quite good.

Bought my first Peppermint Mocha coffee creamer last night. Made a delicious cup of coffee!
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

... but even I might have to draw the line at pumpkin pasta sauce. That one sounds like it might be a little too out there, even for me.

Have you ever had pumpkin soup? It's very traditional, and not sweet or cinnamon/nutmeg-y. I think the pasta sauce would be like that.

Pumpkin is just a type of squash, after all.

Admittedly, I have not. But you know, I'd try *almost* any food at least once, so I guess I'd be willing to at least give pumpkin pasta sauce a try.

It's probably academic, though, since I'm sure I'll never see pumpkin pasta sauce around here, anyway.

Thanks. Those will look really good in the trash two weeks later after nobody has eaten any (well, side from you).

Yeah, that could feasibly happen! :lol: (Not really... I'd probably make myself sick by eating them all before I threw them out! ;))

Well, it turned out they were actually well-liked, and none had to see the inside of a garbage bag. But they're gone now, and there's still a lot of pumpkin left over, so what's next?

Ah... pumpkin chocolate chip cookies!

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Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

Well, it turned out they were actually well-liked, and none had to see the inside of a garbage bag. But they're gone now, and there's still a lot of pumpkin left over, so what's next?

Well, I can tell you as a person who has changed many a trash bag in offices: fellow employees try to be nice, but often this home cooked stuff ends up half eaten or not eaten at all and trashed in their trash can.


I thought I could avoid the pumpkin spice today. I bent over to get a bag of bagles and right next to the one I want: friggin' pumpkin spice flavored bagles.
 
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