Teen Lust
On his 16th birthday, a virgin Satanist from a family of Satanists is almost sacrificed to the Devil, but like a greased pig he scrambles off the alter and makes it out of the church. On the run from his cult, the kid realises that if he can somehow quickly lose his virginity, he will no longer be viable as a virgin sacrifice to Satan.
LOL! I can see his approach now as he tries to solicit sex from chicks.
Him: "Hi!"
Her: (looking mildly interested) "Hi, there."
Him: "How ya' doin'?"
Her: "I'm good. How are you?"
Him: "Well....I'm ... kinda good."
Her: "Well...that's... good."
Him: "Listen...I know I'm a stranger but...maybe you can help me."
Her: "Okaaayyy....how can I help?"
Him: "It's kinda ....life or death. Maybe my soul too...but mostly it's just life or death."
Her: "I....dunno."
Him: "Please....just ... hear me out?"
Her: "Well...ok."
Him: "In order for me to live... I need you to..."
Her: "You're not gonna ask me to kill someone, are you?"
Him: "Oh...no. Ha ha ha.... hell, no.... nothing so extreme. Believe me."
Her: "Whew...ok. So...what is it you need?"
Him: (takes a deep, hopeful breath) "I need you to.... and I promise...this could very well save me.... I need you to .... (squints eyes)... fuckmybrainsoutsoIlosemyvirginity....(inhales)...andnotgetsacrificedtoSatan!" (opens his eyes with a hopeful, yet sheepish smile.) We can go missionary, if you like. And I promise not to enjoy it...even briefly. It's strictly business. I'll even pay you if you like." (then he gets a look on his face like "what the hell am I saying?")
Her: (hesitates, abashed, for several seconds) "I think I'd rather you'd asked me to kill someone."
