Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped
They'll just make their way for the inevitable Gingerbread Spice a few months later
They'll just make their way for the inevitable Gingerbread Spice a few months later

You left out the option I would've chosen: Don't give a damn how much of it there is around, since no one can force me to eat/drink it.
^Ditto.
It's option two: "No"
Think about it.
...even jalapeño cornbread, for Christ's sake. I mean, who the hell wants spicy cornbread?![]()
...even jalapeño cornbread, for Christ's sake. I mean, who the hell wants spicy cornbread?![]()
I think jalapeño cornbread sounds wonderful! Seriously.
I mean, Posh isn't going to be coming back for their reunion tour. Pumpkin Spice would be an awesome name for her replacement!
I do not know which one of them likes pumpkin but the one in the green dress is hot
You realize that picture is like 20 years old, right?
...even jalapeño cornbread, for Christ's sake. I mean, who the hell wants spicy cornbread?![]()
I think jalapeño cornbread sounds wonderful! Seriously.
It was actually scotpens who put forth that quote but I do find myself agreeing with him.
(srsly, I love cornbread, but not jalapeño...)
Yes.Why does food need to be logical? Is it logical to put peanut butter inside chocolate?
Look on the bright side. We have that inedible Kinder Surprise stuff that's apparently banned in the U.S.Hey, tharpdevenport, if it bothers you that much... consider moving to friendly Canada!
Why Canada misses out on the pumpkin spice craze
Short answer: because we *always* miss out on special food products?(Seriously... that Pumpkin Spice Oreo image caused me to look up the US Oreo product page... Berry Oreos? Lemon Oreos? PEANUT BUTTER OREOS?? The hell, America?!
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To be fair, though, Timmie's does trot out pumpkin spice lattes every fall, IIRC.
Now I'm imagining a little Fremen boy named Linus, waiting all night in the melange bed, hoping for the Great Pumpkin Worm to come and leave him toys, because he's just the most sincere little Fremen kid who ever lived -
*worm slithers up, opens its maw*
GULP!
- okay, the most sincere little Fremen kid who used to live on all of Arrakis!
Funny how Canadian kids know enough not to eat them. But then there's not really anything at all about Kinder Surprises that is edible, since the "chocolate" tastes like a concoction that's half-plastic, half-wax.Kinder Surprise is only legal in the U.S. if you buy approved domestic Kinder Surprise eggs, or a reasonable facsimile thereof. It's because the U.S. government feels that Kinder Surprise eggs present a choking hazard, and so they banned them.
Funny how Canadian kids know enough not to eat them. But then there's not really anything at all about Kinder Surprises that is edible, since the "chocolate" tastes like a concoction that's half-plastic, half-wax.Kinder Surprise is only legal in the U.S. if you buy approved domestic Kinder Surprise eggs, or a reasonable facsimile thereof. It's because the U.S. government feels that Kinder Surprise eggs present a choking hazard, and so they banned them.
There is no Pumpkin Spice in Australia.
We ARE the promised land.
...even jalapeño cornbread, for Christ's sake. I mean, who the hell wants spicy cornbread?![]()
I think jalapeño cornbread sounds wonderful! Seriously.
It was actually scotpens who put forth that quote but I do find myself agreeing with him.
(srsly, I love cornbread, but not jalapeño...)
Funny how Canadian kids know enough not to eat them.Kinder Surprise is only legal in the U.S. if you buy approved domestic Kinder Surprise eggs, or a reasonable facsimile thereof. It's because the U.S. government feels that Kinder Surprise eggs present a choking hazard, and so they banned them.
American kids do too, but I'm just going to hazard a guess that Canada doesn't have the rampant "sue-their-ass" mentality that we do.
I may be dating myself here, but I remember when we used to go to birthday parties as kids, and the birthday cake would have coins baked inside. I wonder if that kind of thing would fly today?(Although I believe that toys like this - pretty much any toy, not just Kinder Surprise, that's hidden inside a candy - have been banned in the US since around 1938).
I may be dating myself here, but I remember when we used to go to birthday parties as kids, and the birthday cake would have coins baked inside. I wonder if that kind of thing would fly today?![]()
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse replied, "No change yet."
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