TNG Caption This! #426: Ready for Captioning

[Ithekro]

Ro: Stop looking at my ass ... 21st century perverts!

I'm fairly certain the Trek-ish 21st century response is "Zoom in and enhance".

 

[Hutchy01]

Ro: If anything Deanna says is true ... I'll be back in two minutes!

 

[Triskelion]

This one made me laugh harder than any in a long time.

Thanks Deranged Nasat!

Troi: Nightbird!
Ro: The hell?
Riker: Just ignore it.
Troi: Night! Bird!

 

[Hutchy01]

Riker: I hardly know 'er!

 

[Ember]

I turned it into an animated GIF.

 

[Leviathan]

Geordi (Thinking): YES! When this thing explodes I am totally rolling under that isolation door.

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Jenice...Kamala...Vash...Eline...Ro...they all dumped you like a breaching warp core, didn't they sir.
Picard: Well, it was mutual, Number One.
Beverly: Right...and Wesley's not still a raging virgin.
Wesley: I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU FRUIT BAT!
Riker: Like that one girlfriend you hatched from an egg...she called you some kind of Pathetic Megadork, remember?
Picard: I believe the term you are looking for is Empathic Metamorph, and she was not referring to me but to herself.
Crusher: An Android-Probing, Pube-Shaving Asshat, that's what the Dauphin called him.
Picard: No, that was an Anthropomorphic Shapeshifting Allasomorph. And again - not referring to me!
Riker: Whatever, if this were Star Wars he'd be Captain "HAND SOLO."
Picard: WELL GOOD THING FOR YOU IT'S NOT BLOODY STAR WARS, OR I'D BE ORDERING YOU TO CHEWY-MY-BALLS, CHEWY! BECAUSE OF THAT BIG WOOKIE PUBIC MOUND YOU CALL A CHIN CURTAIN!
Riker: IF ANYONE HERE IS CHEWY, IT'S WORF! HE'S GOT THE SASH AND THE BRILLIANT DIALOGUE DOWN PAT!
Worf: IT"S NOT A SASH! IT'S A !@#$% BALDRIC, YOU !@#$RRRRRRRRR.....!
Wesley: AND I'M NOT A VIRGIN!
Beverly: DROOLING OVER HOLOGRAPHIC SKANKS IN FAKE FRENCH CAFES DOESN'T COUNT, CASA-NO-VAJ!
Picard: Well that was unnecessarily specific.


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[LeadHead]

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