Man in Vest: Yay, now it's a douche with a lid....
Spock: San Francisco Bay is unseasonably warm.
Scotty: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Picard: What is is girl?
Anij: nk...woehkw...eowi...hfk....
Picard: An accident? Was it an accident?
Anij: Hu..hweir...hownf a....sowef hsf....
Picard: A Masterpiece Society? A Corellian Flu? Barclay fell into the Barzan Wormhole? What is it, girl?
Anij: Bllblblbllllllbbbllllll...
Data: If I run a pattern recognition subroutine through my internal translation matrix, I believe I can decrypt her communication using common base referents, sir.
Picard: Make it so!
Data: Processing...processing...fascinating.
Picard: Well?
Data: "I cannot swim you monkey-jawed butt rangers. Help me I am drowning to my certain death."
Picard: Mister Data, did she really say "I cannot swim" and "I am drowning"? Or did she say "I can't swim" and "I'm drowning."
Data: Yes sir. What you said.
Picard: Come on, you can't even quote someone saying "Can't" or "I'm?"
Data: No sir. I cannot.
Picard: You mean you can't?
Data: I cannot.
Picard: You
cannnnnn't?
Data: I cannnnnnnnot.
Picard: Come on, try. Say caaaaannnnnn.
Data: Caaaaannnnnn.
Picard: Say "tah".
Data: Tah.
Picard: Now put them together: caaaaannnnnn-tah.
Data: caaaaannnnnn-tah.
Picard: I caaaaannnnnn-tah swim.
Data: I caaaaannnnnn-tah swim. Oh for fuck's sake. <
Data explodes>.
Picard: Soong was quite the asshole.
Anij <
from shore>: You fish-balled meatwit!
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