Movies Caption Contest #255: Water, Water, Everywhere

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! It's time for a new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Hint, Hint" Award, going to:

Sulu: Sir, you make a better door than a window.

Kirk: Huh?

Cadet: Down in front!

Next, we have the "In human or dog years?" Award, going to:

Crusher: Admiral Archer, just how old is this dog?

Next, we have the "Priorities" Award, going to:

Ilia: V'ger problem later. Batman movie now.

Our photoshop award, goes to:

Ilia: They're heeeere...

The lengths Star Trek: Nemesis went to hide the ageing faces of the actors were not entirely successful.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, after hearing news story after news story about the drought here on the west coast, just seemed like a good time for some scenes around the water.

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: ... And now before Riker screws this up. Worf to Defiant. One to beam up.

Spock: Pool parties are illogical, but very fun.

Picard: Wasn't the door about two feet above water level 45 seconds ago?

 

[Gepard]

WORF: Aren't practical effects awesome?

SULU: I know! Much better than hanging out in front of some shitty matte painting!

PICARD: [grumbles]
SULU (OS): ...sorry Captain.

 

[Hutchy01]

Everyone is enjoying the swim completely oblivious to the fact that Scotty has died!

(Leadhead are you feeling alright that's two new contests in a week)

 

[hux]

Thanks for the win.

Worf: Ok, I'm standing on the holographic plank that can be removed at any time. What happens next?

Scotty: Finally, I can have a piss. Ahhhhhhh.

Picard: What the fuck has happened to my ready room?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Worf: I'm KING OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRLLLLD
Crusher: Wow, it took a lot more brandy than I thought to get him drunk, but there he is!

Spock: This is an ill-advised form of recreation. It is likely we will become victims of a rhinovirus if we do not exit and warm our bodies quickly.
Sulu, Uhurua, Chekov, Gail, McCoy: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!

Data: "Skinny-dipping", sir?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Oh, fuck! Not this shit again!"

Worf: "Sing along! 'OOOHHHhh... who's been carried over onto another spin off and will get to play his established character for who knows how many years while getting a steady paycheck while all you shmucks have to knock on doors and lower your standards?!'. Oh, wait -- it's just me. MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Good job grabbing the hat. Now climb up to the crow's nest to get your jacket!"

Worf: "Fine."

Picard: "And you'll find your boots under the keel."

Worf: *sigh*

Picard: "And we left your fancy sword on that island over there in the distance."

Worf: "...oh for..."

It was only then that Leonard Nimoy realized he should have asked the cast if they knew how to swim before they started filming.

Picard: "When did we have this installed? I swear Starfleet's trying to turn engineering into some sort of brewery."

 

[Nerys Myk]

In the case of a water landing, Scotty could be used as a flotation device

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Dr. Taylor was relieved (both literally and figuratively) to discover that in 300 years, people still pissed in the pool, as evidenced by Mr. Scott.

Anij: HELP!

Data: Captain, I do not understand. Was the holoship below the lake and the release valve lowered the water level, exposing it? Or was the holoship above the lake and we sprayed water on it, exposing it?

Anij: I CAN'T SWIM!

Data: Because if it was below the lake, then that would indicate that the dock over there was built below the water level. Why would the Ba'ku build a dock under a lake? Also, if the Ba'ku are against technology, would they not also be against the building of a dam and the irrigation systems present in the village?

Anij: *gurgle*

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Catherine Hicks (thinking): "Christ. Here I am, soaking wet in a flimsy top and no bra. I probably just blew my '7th Heaven' audition."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Oh dear Lord, it got in my mouth! It got in my mouth!"

 

[Hutchy01]

"Oh dear Lord, it got in my mouth! It got in my mouth!"

Said every woman kirk ever met!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Worf (singing): It's fun to stay at the Y-K-C-A....

Picard: Merde. Nobody thought to build a #%)(#*^ DIVING BOARD?!?

 

[Triskelion]

Crusher: If that's Geordi with his hand on my bum I will twist it off and shove it right up his - oh it's just a syphilitic sea hobo. The scamp!

Scotty: So...isn't anyone else worried about whales being super-intelligent planet-killing aliens that can't even survive without some kind of human interstellar time travel deus ex machina?
Uhura: Let it go, Scotty! Water, wheeeee!
Scotty: I'll let it go when they kiss my transparent aluminum-inventing, time traveling blowhole!

Data: Nice dingy.
Picard: Thank you.

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[inflatabledalek]

Thanks for the logic Leadhead!

Worf: ... Alirght! The entire sequence designed to introduce cinema goers to the new crew is all about me! That must mean I'm going to play a major and important role in the rest of the film! Especially with my own personal nemeses as the secondary villains. Anything else would just be bad writing!

Geordi: You mean like making the scene that's supposed to fill in people who haven't seen the series about a Victorian sailing ship and not really establishing what any of us actually do?

Worf: Bugger.

McCoy: Greeat God...

Spock: The Captain...

Sulu: Swiming underwater!

Uhura: And his hair is still on!

Scotty: Och, it's just good glue. Wake me up when something interesting happens.

Data: That's your girlfriend that is.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Looks like Truman is on to us.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Mr. Data, is the letter I the ninth in the English alphabet?"

Data: "Aye, sir."

 

[Nebusj]

Worf: ``And now where is this shark I am expected to jump?''

Kirk: ``You all gotta stop the party, dry out the basement and clean up right now, Mom is gonna be home any minute!''

Picard: ``Nemesis behind us, Insurrection ahead of us ... gads, I hate having to make a choice like that.''

 

[tharpdevenport]

Scotty: "Do'not'ah worry, laddies -- in the eevent ohv ay water lahnding I have been designed to ahct az flotation deevice."