TNG Caption This! #421: The Trouble with Turbolifts

[tharpdevenport]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NERD WHEN...

At first you don't notice the fireball-thing-y, but that loose hanging part in the turbolift.

 

[Hutchy01]

Worf: A red circle has joined the Tribble attack!

 

[joededman]

Dorn: You know I think this scene would have a lot more visual impact if I was throwing myself at Gates or Marina.

Director: Thank you Mr. Dorn. When you get to direct an episode you can make those decisions if you like.

 

[joededman]

Director: Could you take another half step back Ms. Sirtis... perfect. We now have some boobage in the shot. Action!

M Sirtis thinking: I really need to have a chat with my agent.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Red Circle likes to watch.

 

[Triskelion]

Red Circle: I'm supposed to impregnate that thing? Screw it, I'm evolving. *poof*
Ah crap I'm still here.

 

[joededman]

Inspired by Mr. Laser Beam...

Dr. Crusher: Would you hang this mini-cam on the wall some place? Purely for scientific reasons of course.

 

[joededman]

Data: You are aware that Dr. Crusher has a miniature holographic camera that she has set up. You do not all have to get on the turbo-lift with us.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: You're right, Commander. That is totally messed up. Glad I'm not in Engineering.

 

[shivkala]

Crusher: Welcome to the Caption Contest. Per General Order 311.4 here's your inoculation against bad puns.

Much to his dismay, Geordi finally found a good idea for #310's lightning round contest, but unfortunately he found the thread was locked.

Data: The latest contest is almost here, everyone pile in the turbolift. Next stop #422!

O'Brien, Troi, and Data all experience that moment when the new caption page is loading and you're anxious to see if you've won.

Worf: Too many croissant jokes in this caption contest, retreat back to the main forum page!

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[Leviathan]

SCRIPT: Blind guy walks into doors, hilarity ensues.

 

[Hutchy01]

Burton: Mr Baird I didn't mean it ... you can call me Laverne if Geordie is in the film!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Crusher: "Welcome back from Antares IV! Here are your Antarian encephalitis vaccinations!"
Riker: "Uh...weren't you supposed to give us those before we beamed down to a contaminated planet?"
Crusher: "Technically, yes. But making sure it shows up in your blood screen if you should happen to end up on an autopsy table is what's important now."

 

[LeadHead]

Hey everyone! Before you go organizing a search party, I haven't mysteriously disappeared. I expected to have better wi-if access over the weekend to set up the next contest. That didn't work out and since it's a little late to start a new one, I'll add additional photos to this one later today and judge em all this weekend.

 

[shivkala]

Data: The latest contest is almost here, everyone pile in the turbolift. Next stop #422!

Hey everyone! Before you go organizing a search party, I haven't mysteriously disappeared. I expected to have better wi-if access over the weekend to set up the next contest. That didn't work out and since it's a little late to start a new one, I'll add additional photos to this one later today and judge em all this weekend.

Data: Apparently, in my haste to caption the new contest, I did not take into account the fact that Captain Leadhead may not have provided the correct coordinates for the new contest.

Tasha: But we can still all go to Ten-Forward and get drunk off our asses, right?

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[tharpdevenport]

Riker (off screen): "Geordi! What are you doing?!"

Geordi: "AAAGGGHHhhh ... sorry, commander, couldn't find a bathroom."

 

[LeadHead]

Here come the new photos!

Riker: Don't worry, Captain. I'll get rid of him.

Picard: No.

Picard: (Narration) And that's the moment when everything went wrong...

Troi: If we stand here for much longer, people will think there's something going on between us.

Worf: I'm totally cool with that.

Riker: Divert more power to the turbolift doors! I don't want to hear any more of is poetry!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Okay, just this once. I'd become the laughingstock of the fleet if I let a child on the bridge on a regular basis.

 

[joededman]

Picard: No, no. It's alright. He can come on the bridge.
(while thinking; If it wasn't for the fact that I was trying to get into his mothers.. good books, I'd take a phaser to him myself)

Deanna: You really want to sit beside the Captain? And I'll get to fire the phasers and torpedoes?

Data: The Captain really should not have pissed off the maintenance staff. The turbo-lifts need cleaning and they have not been serviced in months.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Data: Thank you for your concern, Captain, I am fine. However, after the inertial dampeners failed, Wesley was not so fortunate.