The Doctor’s multiple talents

[Kilana2]

The doctors encounter with that blonde dude is the reason I'm curious about how he utilise his holo-penis

What about that long-legged woman the future Doc calls his wife? She didn't look unhappy.

I guess after Voyager's return to the AQ all the holograms want to be upgraded with additional sexual subroutines.

I'd like to see that other holo guy again. Does anyone know which Mark he was?

It's just what I expect from Lewis Zimmerman to withdraw that odd customer from circulation. He didn't have Zimmerman's appearance after all. He could simply state that this EMH was outdated.

And there's the problem with some of the holograms who have no real name: dude, guy, Doctor, hey you.....

From now on the blond EMH is Blondie.....

 

[Melakon]

The character is identified as the EMH Mark II. He was only installed 6 weeks earlier, and still a work in progress.

Watched it last week.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

As I said, La Donna e Mobile was a Voyager highlight. Tuvok suffered from Pon Farr and the Doctor controlled the situation in a virtuoso manner.

When I saw Picardo at a convention he came out on stage, put down a boom box, pressed play and sang this song to the audience. IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

That is beyond cool!! Lucky you

If he is ever at a con near you I highly recommend him Janeway's Girl LOL

And I see you're all Who'd up..

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

AND here is the clip from the con I was at.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-C2NvGB3E[/yt]

There was no preamble, this was his intro to his talk

 

[Bagofmostlywatr]

The doctor having sex needed to be explore more purely for holographic reasons. Did he have a holo-penis permanently projected underneath his holo-clothing or did he say "computer, attach penis" just before sex? I need to know!

Same thing with Data. How does he look like nude? I guess, Tasha Yar knows, unfortunately she's quite dead.

According to his mother, it's all where it should be http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Inheritance_(episode)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

There is no way Soong wouldn't have included a particularly fine, exaggerated even, specimen of manhood in his creations pants.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

When I saw Picardo at a convention he came out on stage, put down a boom box, pressed play and sang this song to the audience. IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

That is beyond cool!! Lucky you

If he is ever at a con near you I highly recommend him Janeway's Girl LOL

And I see you're all Who'd up..

That clip makes me want to watch Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy, again! He was at my city's con a few years ago so I'm hoping he will come back.

Who'd up? Getting there

 

[Kilana2]

I share B'Elanna's disgust when she accompanied the doctor to the holodeck to meet his initial version of his holo family. The kids were far too well-educated. Unrealistically so. `Joe's´ holo son with Klingon friends was much funnier.

hux might criticize the lack of sexual interest of Jeffrey, though. He would prefer a nice Klingon female, 10 years older than the boy, as Jeffrey's first girl friend. With The Doctor aka Joe barging into Jeffrey's room to cause C.I. (censored.....).

Just to spice up the holo program!

 

[hux]

Everything about "Real Life" annoys me.

Killing his daughter to teach him how real families work.....FFS! Cos every family experiences that on a daily basis

 

[Kilana2]

Everything about "Real Life" annoys me.

Killing his daughter to teach him how real families work.....FFS! Cos every family experiences that on a daily basis

Then you have the opportunity now to re-create this episode in a hux - fashion.
First advice would be: change the title, holodeck adventures are not REAL LIFE.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I would have liked Real Life to have been all comedy, more of his perfect family and more of B'Elanna's trolling his perfect family. The lesson learning part was dumb and dull. If he wanted to actually learn something he should have been sentenced to dealing with his teenage kids for more than a scene!

 

[Kilana2]

I would have liked Real Life to have been all comedy, more of his perfect family and more of B'Elanna's trolling his perfect family. The lesson learning part was dumb and dull. If he wanted to actually learn something he should have been sentenced to dealing with his teenage kids for more than a scene!

The end of this episode was quite sappy. It was a holographic kid who died after all. More interaction with hith holographic family and dealing with problems of everyday life would have been better.
The kid could be programmed to be alive again. A real child would be inevitably dead.

 

[hux]

"Real Life" needs to be punched in the face.

EMH: I. It's my family. My daughter Belle had an accident. She's a child who tends to take risks. She's going to die.
PARIS: I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry that your imaginary child is no longer being programmed and despite only having known her for a few days, you somehow appear to have developed the emotion of love for her (even though you can't actually experience that fucking emotion).

Oh and you can totally program her to be alive again tomorrow if you want.

Oh shut up.

PARIS: Is it so fortunate? You created that programme so you could experience what it's like to have a family. The good times and the bad. You can't have one without the other.

Firstly, the horrific death of a child is NOT what it's like to have a God damn family. Secondly, it's a holographic family. There is no good and bad. There is only pretend.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Having said that, I did enjoy Larg and K'Kath (their sitcom needs to happen)

 

[Kilana2]

Even in the show we can see the Doctor developing feelings for Seven. Which aren't reciprocated.
This situation worsens during the VOY relaunch.

Freeing the Doctor of those feelings by removing them out of his matrix would be invasive,

Spoiler: Litverse Doc

the Doctor fought for his holographic rights after all

The Doctor is essantially for the holograms what Data is for the androids and AI's.

Being rebuffed by Seven was hard for the Doctor. She even offered Kim to bXXg him....

 

[hux]

The doctor doesn't have feelings. He is developing programming for Seven and calling it love. When the doctor takes joy in singing, it's because he programmed himself to believe that he is feeling joy. It's an anthropomorphised man-shaped computer program.

My feelings on the doctor

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I want to agree with hux about the doctor and in fact I do intellectually agree with hux about the doctor but.. Picardo is just so damn great that I find myself believing IN the doctor as a person

 

[Kilana2]

And I say, programming a female hologram to become a potential partner for the Doctor without his knowledge is a bad idea. Programmed feelings asides, he should have a say. Barclay could help him programmin a partner (to implement all his sex subroutines ). Honestly, I like the notion or a real flesh-and-blood partner more than this programming nonsense.

Leaves open the question if his sex subroutines can be considered as talent?

Obviously he has more sex than Kim, who isn't shy about cheating Libby. Libby has cheated him, too. So they are quits...

 

[hux]

Does the flesh-and-blood partner have access to his subroutines?

We know Janeway wasn't happy with the size of her man, after all.

Wink, wink, nudge nudge.

 

[Kilana2]

Does the flesh-and-blood partner have access to his subroutines?

We know Janeway wasn't happy with the size of her man, after all.

Wink, wink, nudge nudge.

Maybe the size of his frame/height wasn't the only thing she wasn't content with. Then she decreased his intellect in favor of his willie.

That's the advantage of holograms. You can remove undesired charasteristics and add new features.

Sometimes I ask myself what happened in Quark's dirty holo-sex-chambers. Bashir had to treat a lot of exotic STI. How's that, when people have a nice time with holograms?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

They have a nice time with holograms with their real lovers in tow. The holograms are just sex toys that you don't keep in a drawer.