TNG Caption This! #409: Klingons!
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Thanks for the win
Gowron: Get out! I know it was you who farted, Picard
Data: it's a new scratching post for Spot
O'Brien: The Klingons want me to beam them to Stova Kor
Picard: Yes, they're not the smartest people, are they
Picard: Alright my lovely, I hope you like your new haircut, that'll be five credits chuck
Klingon: Beam me back to my ship, I was having sex
Data: That explains the penis
Gowron: Get out! I know it was you who farted, Picard
Data: it's a new scratching post for Spot
O'Brien: The Klingons want me to beam them to Stova Kor
Picard: Yes, they're not the smartest people, are they
Picard: Alright my lovely, I hope you like your new haircut, that'll be five credits chuck
Klingon: Beam me back to my ship, I was having sex
Data: That explains the penis
Picard: Data, can you set Mendon's respirator to Pine scent?
Data: Yes sir.
Picard: Make it so.
Kargan: YOU! Android! I'll see you at the FORUM tomorrow night! The championship belt shall be MINE!
Mendon: 10,000 quatloos on the Klingon.
Worf: I'll take 15.
Picard: The ship's pool does not seem to be in your favor, Commander.
DATA: "Klingon male, warrior race known throughout the quadrant for their strength, stamina, and virility. As well as their brazen masculinity, confidence, and living life to its fullest"
TROI (THINKING): Sigh ... hmmm, aren't Worf's quarters just down the corridor?
DATA: "They are also known for their prowess at satisfying the sexual demands of their famously difficult-to-please females"
TROI: "Excuse me Data, I have to go ... right now!"
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Worf: "YOU are imagining what does not exist Gowron."
Gowron: "Use your eyes fool, they're two different ships."
Worf: "It's a impressionistic stylized display, they're not supposed to be identical.
Gowron: "Andrew Probert's wall display is NOTHING like Rick Sternbach's ship design.
Worf: "But they both represent ..."
Gowron: "It's just another Federation conspiracy."
Worf: "YOU are imagining what does not exist Gowron."
Gowron: "Use your eyes fool, they're two different ships."
Worf: "It's a impressionistic stylized display, they're not supposed to be identical.
Gowron: "Andrew Probert's wall display is NOTHING like Rick Sternbach's ship design.
Worf: "But they both represent ..."
Gowron: "It's just another Federation conspiracy."
Why do I want to continue this rant by having it be about he lack of Archer's Enterprise on the wall? Usign Duras of course, since at least one of his family would have been killed in combat with Archer.
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