DS9 Caption Contest 107: Paging Doctor Love
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Melora: Will these devices make me better?
Bashir: No, but once they make you lose consciousness they'll do a world of good for me.
Bashir: Hello, my name is ...
Sarina: I can read minds.
Bashir: Please excuse me.
Thump thump thump
O'Brien: (os) Everything okay in there?
Dax: Can you get us out?
O'Brien: (os) The door's locked from the inside, under Julian's password.
BASHIR: What were you thinking of doing after being released?
SARINA: Well, seeing as I have no rights in the Federation, I was thinking of getting a high paying corporate Ferengi job.
BASHIR: ...How has no genetically modified person ever thought of that before?
^Yeah, that IS the question, isn't it?
Okay! Cue the music....
Bashir: Not to worry, darling--some of my greatest moments involve my being in tight spots.
Melora: Geez, now we're playing doctor.
Bashir: On the contrary, dear; work before play.
Leeta: Just one thing, Julian: suppose this week becomes so...pleasurable, our passions stir up so much we start reconsidering?
Bashir: Well...I suppose, then, a cold shower's in order?
Leeta: Think it would work? I'm not a cold sort of girl.
Bashir: Certainly not.
Leeta: Everyone tells me I'm "hot".
Bashir: Certainly, yes.
(Long pause)
Leeta: So...you said "a cold shower". Does that mean we do it together...?
(Pause)
Bashir: This is gonna take longer than we thought.
Sarina: So...why does everyone think I can read minds, all of a sudden?
Bashir: Oh, people with great powers of deduction--simulates being psychic, at times.
Sarina: Get that reaction all the time?
Bashir: Sometimes.
Sarina: Mostly from women?
Bashir: ...How'd you know?
Sarina: Take a wild guess, Doc.
Woman: Ever heard the phrase "Get a room"?
Ezri: Sure, but we both already got one.
Okay! Cue the music....
Bashir: Not to worry, darling--some of my greatest moments involve my being in tight spots.
Melora: Geez, now we're playing doctor.
Bashir: On the contrary, dear; work before play.
Leeta: Just one thing, Julian: suppose this week becomes so...pleasurable, our passions stir up so much we start reconsidering?
Bashir: Well...I suppose, then, a cold shower's in order?
Leeta: Think it would work? I'm not a cold sort of girl.
Bashir: Certainly not.
Leeta: Everyone tells me I'm "hot".
Bashir: Certainly, yes.
(Long pause)
Leeta: So...you said "a cold shower". Does that mean we do it together...?
(Pause)
Bashir: This is gonna take longer than we thought.
Sarina: So...why does everyone think I can read minds, all of a sudden?
Bashir: Oh, people with great powers of deduction--simulates being psychic, at times.
Sarina: Get that reaction all the time?
Bashir: Sometimes.
Sarina: Mostly from women?
Bashir: ...How'd you know?
Sarina: Take a wild guess, Doc.
Woman: Ever heard the phrase "Get a room"?
Ezri: Sure, but we both already got one.
Twelve hour warning!
Bashir: We might as well get it over with, you know.
Melora: Do we have to? That quote shows up in every caption contest!
(long pause)
Melora: ...FINE.
Bashir: Right then! *claps hands* Melora, how long have you had these headaches?
Melora: I can't tell.
Bashir: You can tell me, I'm a doctor!
Get it?Melora: *sighs* Kill me now.
Bashir: We'll be done with your breast enlargement before you know it.
Melora: Breast enlargement? I came in for a neuromuscular treatment!
Bashir: Oh, that's what they all say.
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