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MeTV's SuperSci-Fi Saturday Night

"Holy Missed Opportunities, Batman!"

So I am watching the Batman episode "When the Rat's Away the Mice will play"..the Riddler sends a Henchman disguised as Batman while COmissioner Gordon & Bruce Wayne are meeting in Gordon's office. (The henchman actually looks a little like Adam West, though doesn't really sound like him -- which of course was on purpose)

"Batman" gives some instructions , and Bruce Wayne affirms them.

Later Commissioner Gordon calls Batman, asking if he's been in the office. (For once in the TV show, Gordon actually has a clue). Batman denies being there.

That just seemed like a blown opportunity for the how to have a plausible reason why Gordon doesn't suspect Wayne is Batman. Instead, it's like Superman & WOnder Woman shows --no one sees the obvious.
 
It's not like Gordon on the TV show ever seems to suspect or even want to know who Batman really is. Hell, Alfred's voice alone should be a dead giveaway, even if you look past that West and Ward aren't doing anything to make their voices different between identities.
 
Wonder Woman season one tonight.

Interesting that in the early episodes, Wonder Woman's clothing are held in her hands after completing the magical spin, instead of disappearing as seen in later episodes.

The episode was written by Margaret Armen, best known for being a prolific contributor to Star Trek, with no less than five stories (combined) for TOS and TAS.

Guest star Bradford Dillman has the distinction of troubling 1970s DC & Marvel heroes--in this WW episode, and in The Snare, a 1979 episode of The Incredible Hulk, as a man who lures David Banner to his personal island to become his prey.
 
It's not like Gordon on the TV show ever seems to suspect or even want to know who Batman really is. Hell, Alfred's voice alone should be a dead giveaway, even if you look past that West and Ward aren't doing anything to make their voices different between identities.

Not to mention Gordon is around Batman & Robin constantly, and knows Wayne & Grayson socially enough to visit Wayne manor and attend functions with both. Hmm...nothing similar about an adult and teenager always palling around together, who just so happen to be around the same height, build and voice as the other set?

Guess not!
 
"Topsy Turvy"

This invention, OTOH, Luthor wouldn't be caught dead with....

I dunno... It seemed like a silly invention at first, but I liked the way the villains used its disorienting effect to incapacitate people and facilitate their crimes. When you think about it, it's basically the same as Count Vertigo's schtick. I think I've even heard of real research into nonlethal sonic weapons that would disrupt the sense of balance. So aside from the silliness of the machine's operation, the psychological/physiological principle behind using it as a weapon is pretty sound.

Although I wish this show would pick an eccentric scientist and stick with him, instead of constantly bringing in new ones.


"Jimmy the Kid"

This one was kind of cute as evil twin episodes go...and featured a less contrived reason to have Jack Larson/Jimmy assume another role than some episodes have.

Although it's quite a coincidence that he just happens to be a perfect lookalike and soundalike. At least the guy in "The Face and the Voice" needed plastic surgery to look like Superman.


Clearly the show-makers were giving Larson lots to do from the get-go. Neill never seems to get stories that center on her.

I've said before that I think Larson is the most effective performer on the show. Also, Jimmy is the identification figure for the young target audience. He generally got plenty to do on radio, and he had his own comic series for quite a few years (though so did Lois).


And yet again the hidden closet proves to be a liability. Clark can't find a less conspicuous place to stash his spare costume? Yet the plot point is too-conveniently hand-waved away.

Yeah, Clark's excuse was a little vague.

I remember the one from Lois and Clark where someone found a Superman costume in Clark's apartment, and Clark's explanation was that he let Superman store his spare costumes in Clark's apartment, or something like that.


But Lois did have a nice bit of deduction here when she figured out that Kid Collins wasn't really Jimmy. For once she was on the ball.


Tonight's Batman 2-parter had a rare title scheme where each half of the title was itself a rhyming phrase. It's also the first return appearance for a villain -- before we even get our first Catwoman episode. And Gorshin is particularly effective here as the Riddler, coming off as very menacing and crazed, and plausible as the leading member of the supervillain community. We think of the Joker as holding that role today, but on this show, at least in this season, it was the Riddler. (And Gorshin's performance was an inspiration for Mark Hamill's Joker in Batman: The Animated Series.) It's interesting, by the way, that in his first two appearances, he's abetted by pre-existing gangs with their own distinct schticks, rather than just henchmen following the main villain's theme.

That Queen of Freedom monument is weird, a tiny woman holding a gigantic torch. I guess they needed to make the torch so huge in order to hold that big set they used as the Torch Room museum.

Note that King Boris is played by Reginald Denny, who would later play Commodore Schmidlapp in the Batman feature film. And Mousey is Susan Silo, a major animation voice actor over the decades, most recently playing Mako and Bolin's grandmother Yin on The Legend of Korra.

This episode was pretty severely cut for syndication. They cut out the answer to the riddle "What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every race?" Of course that's a well-known riddle (though usually phrased as "I am..." rather than "What is...?") and the answer is the letter E, but what was its significance to the caper?
 
I dunno... It seemed like a silly invention at first, but I liked the way the villains used its disorienting effect to incapacitate people and facilitate their crimes. When you think about it, it's basically the same as Count Vertigo's schtick. I think I've even heard of real research into nonlethal sonic weapons that would disrupt the sense of balance. So aside from the silliness of the machine's operation, the psychological/physiological principle behind using it as a weapon is pretty sound.
Induced vertigo is OK, but everyone acted like they thought they were going to fall into the air, as if they couldn't feel the pull of gravity in the opposite direction. Jimmy hanging on for dear life to a file cabinet drawer was a bit extreme...even if he fell to the ceiling of the room, it's only a few feet.

And yet again the hidden closet proves to be a liability. Clark can't find a less conspicuous place to stash his spare costume? Yet the plot point is too-conveniently hand-waved away.
Yeah, Clark's excuse was a little vague.
Not to mention that it did nothing to explain why Clark just happened to have a secret closet in which to hide Superman's "borrowed" costume.

I thought that Fake Jimmy was going to end up food for the worms because of this plot point, but they just waved it all away.
 
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Induced vertigo is OK, but everyone acted like they thought they were going to fall into the air, as if they couldn't feel the pull of gravity in the opposite direction. Jimmy hanging on for deer life to a file cabinet drawer was a bit extreme...even if he fell to the ceiling of the room, it's only a few feet.

Sure, and as the episode showed, once people had time to think it through and get used to the effect, it didn't bother them. But if it happens for the first time and you don't understand what's going on, it's bound to be confusing and alarming. As for feeling the pull of gravity, if the balance sensors in your ears were somehow caused to invert their perceptions, it might feel to you like you should be falling toward the ceiling no matter how much the evidence tells you otherwise.


Not to mention that it did nothing to explain why Clark just happened to have a secret closet in which to hide Superman's "borrowed" costume.

We don't know if Kid Collins revealed that part to any of them. All they knew was that he found the costume somewhere in Clark's apartment.


I thought that Fake Jimmy was going to end up food for the worms because of this plot point, but they just waved it all away.

Given the toned-down violence of the later seasons, I was expecting him to get a concussion and lose his memory.
 
But a good alibi would have taken the closet into account, because Kid Collins was free to tell anybody.
 
^But remember -- Collins found the criminal-case evidence he was searching for in Clark's hidden closet along with the Superman costume. So Clark already has a built-in explanation for why he has a secret compartment -- it's where he stores sensitive materials for his journalistic investigations, and maybe his valuables as well. Some people have safes, he has a hidden closet. And he put Superman's loaned costume in there because Superman's costume is a rare and valuable item, one that Superman entrusted to him and that he wanted to keep safe. So naturally he kept it hidden. A perfect explanation.
 
I swear, this version of Superman keeps his secret through sheer force of will. It's like the Jedi mind trick--Somebody voices a suspicion that he's Superman, he gives a half-assed excuse, and that's the end of it.
He's using his power of super-credibility.

For one thing, uranium-183 is a physical impossibility. It would have one less neutron than it had protons, giving the nucleus a net positive charge that would blow it apart instantly from mutual repulsion. The only element that has an isotope 183 is tungsten.
All nuclei have a net positive charge-- that's where the protons live. The positive charge of the protons isn't balanced by the neutrons (which are neutral), but by the electrons in a cloud of shells around the nucleus. The number of protons determines the element and the number of neutrons determines the isotope (and the number of electrons in the valence shell determines chemical properties). If you strip away the electrons you have a positive particle called an ion. You're right, though, that nuclei with fewer neutrons than protons are not stable (except for helium).
 
^You're right -- the charge is what pushes the protons apart, but the neutrons counter it with the attraction of the strong nuclear force, holding the nucleus together despite that mutual repulsion that would otherwise tear it apart. I was trying to simplify that for brevity, and I simplified it to the point of being misleading. My mistake.

And the more protons a nucleus has, the more neutrons it needs to "glue" the nucleus together. Light elements like helium or oxygen can get by with an equal number of protons and neutrons, but in heavier nuclei, the neutrons need to outnumber the protons by progressively greater amounts. Which is why you get, for instance, uranium-236, with 92 protons and 144 neutrons.

There actually are some lighter elements that have isotopes with fewer neutrons than protons. There's normal hydrogen, of course, with one proton and zero neutrons, but with no repulsion between like-charged protons, there's no need for neutrons. But there's also helium-3 (2 protons), beryllium-7 (4 protons), carbon-10 and -11 (6 protons), nitrogen-12 and -13 (7 protons), oxygen-14 and -15 (8 protons), fluorine-17 (9 protons), neon-18 and -19 (10 protons), and magnesium-23 (12 protons). But except for helium-3, all of them are unstable. Beryllium-7 has a half-life of 53.3 days, but all the others have half-lives of minutes or seconds, even milliseconds.
 
"The Girl Who Hired Superman"

"Superman's not for sale"...unless you have a pie that needs delivered to Alaska...then you get first-class service!

I'm not sure which was more contrived -- how easily Clark agreed to go along with this indulgence for a couple of rich fat cats (even for the sake of charity, it sets a bad precedent) or how Mara and the bad guys just assumed Superman would show up just because Mara talked to Clark about it. Now we even have strangers taking it for granted that Clark is Superman's message service.


Turning coal into a diamond is a classic Superman trick, but I've never heard of him turning a (fake) diamond to powder and crushing it back together. I can't buy that his super-pressure would allow him to restore the stone's cut.
We saw before in that jungle-idol episode that he could crush coal into a cut and polished diamond. So he must have incredibly fine manipulative abilities in his fingers. In this case, the fake diamond was probably a rhinestone made from flint glass. Crushing it would be easy for Superman, as would melting it with pressure from his fingers and molding the glass into the desired shape. The problem would be cooling it down, but if this were a comic book, he'd probably have directed a split-second pulse of his super-breath to cool it down -- while describing the process to the readers in a verbose thought balloon.


Charity or no, Superman putting on a private show for the lady didn't feel right...but it would have been a nice bit if they'd done an episode that had him performing for orphans or children in a hospital. Perhaps a room full of child extras would have been beyond the show's means.
Yeah. And I don't mind, because Gloria Talbott (Mara) is possibly the most gorgeous actress they've had on this show to date. (And again, the "girl" is played by a 25-year-old actress -- although I guess that's not the same as the 20-something "boys" in the show, since it was common at the time to refer to any single, non-elderly woman as a "girl.")


A plot involving a photographic negative and Superman didn't fog it with his X-ray vision...or did he and I missed it?
He didn't need to, because what he was carrying wasn't actually a photographic negative, it was a counterfeit printing plate hidden inside a film holder. Though no doubt he could've used his x-ray vision to see what was really inside the holder -- and no doubt he overheard the bad guys whispering to each other in his earshot, a really stupid move on their parts.


Lois and Jimmy should have called about the film holder, instead of practically turning themselves in to the bad guys.
But they already knew the phone was out. So at least this time they had an excuse.


So did Clark have some way of making the lightning strike the antenna? Otherwise, it seems like he was counting on getting a little too lucky.
In a storm that heavy, it's not too unlikely that an antenna would get hit by lightning. Maybe the switch he flipped open was to the grounding wire which would've protected the equipment from the lightning, so that when the lightning did strike, it was directed through his body rather than to ground.

I'm more surprised, though, that the electric current recharged the batteries rather than burning out the equipment altogether.


Once again sending kids to summer camp comes up as a charity, and this time it's established to be Superman's favorite. He must have wanted to go real bad as a kid but the Kents couldn't afford it.
Yeah, seriously. Why not medical research into some deadly childhood disease? In the radio series, you'd sometimes hear public service announcements encouraging people to give money to polio research or the March of Dimes. There was a polio vaccine by 1956, but there must've been other diseases that needed to be fought, like muscular dystrophy or something. It's a shame the TV series didn't manage to be as socially conscious or genuinely beneficial as the radio series was.


"The Wedding of Superman"

And I was just saying that they didn't do any Neill-centric episodes....OTOH, it features Lois sniffling over the lovelorn column. Not exactly the sort of Lois that we've become used to in more recent decades.

Yeah -- but it's the first time this show's Lois has been portrayed in a way consistent with her '50s/'60s comics portrayal, as a character whose entire identity was defined by her obsession with marrying Superman. Although the comics' Lois took that obsession to a downright predatory extreme, and was in a bitter rivalry with other suitors (if you can use that word for women) like Lana Lang and sometimes Wonder Woman. Even though Lois wasn't as bad here, her sudden weepy obsession with romance doesn't look good on her. Especially at the end where she was evidently teetering on the edge of a psychotic break and couldn't distinguish dreams from reality.

We also get another Silver Age comics trope, the imaginary story, though filtered here through the TV trope of the dream episode. I wonder how many times Lois married Superman in imaginary stories. There was even one where Superman was split into two identical selves, Superman Red and Superman Blue, and was thus able to marry both Lois and Lana. (This was the loose inspiration for the weird '90s phase where Superman was split into Red and Blue selves with new costumes and electrical powers.)

Interesting casting note: there were two Lois Lane actresses in this episode. "Sometimes Mabel" was played by Julie Bennett, who would go on to be a career voice actress and would occasionally substitute for Joan Alexander as the voice of Lois Lane in Filmation's '67 Superman series, as well as playing Wonder Girl in their Teen Titans shorts (and Aunt May in the last season or two of the '90s Spider-Man series).

The episode also features Dolores Fuller, best known as the girlfriend of notorious director Ed Wood.


"Dagger Island"

Hey, hey, there's Lois's office!
We saw her office in "The Wedding of Superman" too, remember.


I love it how they're going to such lengths to avoid casting guest actors when they can get Perry to fill the role. First he revealed hitherto-unsuspected scientific brilliance, and now it turns out he's secretly a lawyer too! He's like one of those characters in small Western towns who are the mayor, the postmaster, the sheriff, the justice of the peace, and so on.

(Oh, and here's a Gilligan's Island ad with Dawn Wells. Who's looking incredibly good for a woman in her mid-70s.)

Pro tip for trenchcoat-wearing hoods: If you're going to chloroform someone, wait until they hang up the phone so nobody knows they're in danger.

Odd that Superman inhaled the gas but didn't exhale it safely like he did last time he used that trick -- it just disappeared. Also, the window he jumped out of in Lois's office was exactly the same window he re-entered out in the hallway.

And using heat vision to make that cannonball hot didn't exactly protect Jimmy, considering that it just meant Jimmy had to dodge a hot falling cannonball rather than a cold one. And how did Jimmy think the cannonball got heated if he didn't know Superman had intervened?


I wasn't watching this one very closely, but closely enough to notice that it's chock full of more of those major color/quality shifts. It makes me wonder if they did any remastering/restoration for the DVD releases.
I doubt MeTV is using the same source material as the DVDs. They're probably using some cheaper version, one that isn't very high-resolution, judging from the posterization in a lot of the black-and-white episodes they showed before.

Anyway, I think the shifts in quality were inherent to the episode. I noted that for the most part, the lower-quality footage was in shots that dissolved into each other or faded in or out. That would mean they took an extra pass through the optical printer, which would've degraded their resolution compared to the raw footage. Normally the effect isn't this extreme, but I've seen it in other old productions. They must've been using a pretty poor optical printer.
 
(And again, the "girl" is played by a 25-year-old actress -- although I guess that's not the same as the 20-something "boys" in the show, since it was common at the time to refer to any single, non-elderly woman as a "girl.")
Here it didn't seem quite so problematic because I took it she was supposed to be a debutante...at least 16. The kid who thought his hoodlum boarder pal was Superman, OTOH, seemed to be playing about 12.

He didn't need to, because what he was carrying wasn't actually a photographic negative, it was a counterfeit printing plate hidden inside a film holder. Though no doubt he could've used his x-ray vision to see what was really inside the holder
Ah...so perhaps they specifically schemed to smuggle it in a film holder so that Superman wouldn't look at it with his X-ray vision, as he wouldn't want to fog the film. Perhaps a plot detail that was explained but trimmed out for syndication?

But they already knew the phone was out. So at least this time they had an excuse.
Forgot that detail. Not sure what was going on with that, other than that maybe they weren't paying their bills?

There was even one where Superman was split into two identical selves, Superman Red and Superman Blue, and was thus able to marry both Lois and Lana.
A classic. The 90s version...not so much.

We saw her office in "The Wedding of Superman" too, remember.
I didn't forget so much as I hadn't noticed.... :shifty:

I love it how they're going to such lengths to avoid casting guest actors when they can get Perry to fill the role. First he revealed hitherto-unsuspected scientific brilliance, and now it turns out he's secretly a lawyer too! He's like one of those characters in small Western towns who are the mayor, the postmaster, the sheriff, the justice of the peace, and so on.
At least former mayor, lawyer, and crusading newspaper editor kind of go together. Amateur scientist who makes a major breakthrough is way pushing it.
 
Here it didn't seem quite so problematic because I took it she was supposed to be a debutante...at least 16. The kid who thought his hoodlum boarder pal was Superman, OTOH, seemed to be playing about 12.

It's weird that they never feature actual children in this show, except maybe a couple of times in the first season. I mean, it is a kids' show. Yet all the young characters are played by actors in their 20s. Were child labor laws in television much stricter in the '50s than they are now? Except they can't have been, otherwise we wouldn't have had Leave it to Beaver.


Ah...so perhaps they specifically schemed to smuggle it in a film holder so that Superman wouldn't look at it with his X-ray vision, as he wouldn't want to fog the film. Perhaps a plot detail that was explained but trimmed out for syndication?

Maybe. Excellent catch.
 
Well, we had the blind girl recently, and there was another episode featuring a young girl (handicapped?) earlier on. What they don't seem to do for some reason is adolescent actors. Their casting skips from single digits to mid-20s.
 
^You're right -- the charge is what pushes the protons apart, but the neutrons counter it with the attraction of the strong nuclear force, holding the nucleus together despite that mutual repulsion that would otherwise tear it apart. I was trying to simplify that for brevity, and I simplified it to the point of being misleading. My mistake.

And the more protons a nucleus has, the more neutrons it needs to "glue" the nucleus together. Light elements like helium or oxygen can get by with an equal number of protons and neutrons, but in heavier nuclei, the neutrons need to outnumber the protons by progressively greater amounts. Which is why you get, for instance, uranium-236, with 92 protons and 144 neutrons.

There actually are some lighter elements that have isotopes with fewer neutrons than protons. There's normal hydrogen, of course, with one proton and zero neutrons, but with no repulsion between like-charged protons, there's no need for neutrons. But there's also helium-3 (2 protons), beryllium-7 (4 protons), carbon-10 and -11 (6 protons), nitrogen-12 and -13 (7 protons), oxygen-14 and -15 (8 protons), fluorine-17 (9 protons), neon-18 and -19 (10 protons), and magnesium-23 (12 protons). But except for helium-3, all of them are unstable. Beryllium-7 has a half-life of 53.3 days, but all the others have half-lives of minutes or seconds, even milliseconds.
I figured you would know all that stuff.
 
Here it didn't seem quite so problematic because I took it she was supposed to be a debutante...at least 16. The kid who thought his hoodlum boarder pal was Superman, OTOH, seemed to be playing about 12.

It's weird that they never feature actual children in this show, except maybe a couple of times in the first season. I mean, it is a kids' show. Yet all the young characters are played by actors in their 20s. Were child labor laws in television much stricter in the '50s than they are now? Except they can't have been, otherwise we wouldn't have had Leave it to Beaver.
They did the same thing with Robin in Batman. Burt Ward was already in his 20s when the show started, but Dick/Robin was apparently supposed to only be about 13 or 14. He didn't even have a drivers license until the last season, and they always treated him like he was a little kid.
 
Of course it still happens all the time today. Tom Welling was the same age when Smallville started that Clark Kent was when it ended nearly a decade later. On the other hand, Bruce and Selina on Gotham are actual teenagers -- though Camren Bicondova is still a couple of years older than her character.


Back to Superman: "Blackmail" was mostly quite a good one. It was at once a very funny episode, with lots of amusing interplay and banter, and one of the most serious, dramatic episodes they've done, with Henderson going through some real angst that was largely the result of Clark's bad decision. I was expecting the whole thing to be some master stratagem they were acting out together, but Clark really did screw up and really did get Henderson in deep trouble -- although he managed to get him out of it, of course.

I really liked the comic interplay in the opening scene. What does it say about Superman that the hood knew he'd make his entrance at exactly the point that would cause the most spectacular damage? :D And it was cool to see Jimmy successfully fast-talk his way out of a crisis and rescue himself and Lois without Superman's help. Plus I loved his line about genius -- "It runs in my family, and sometimes I catch up with it."

Although how could Clark not know they were listening through his door? His super-hearing must've been on the fritz.

And the episode did kind of fall apart at the end. That tacked on anti-Superman weapon was pointless, and the final gag scene was lame.
 
I liked the playful interactions between Superman and the thugs at the beginning and end. As for the blackmail angle, I think that Lois and Jimmy get their share of the blame for making things worse with their meddling. They weren't just interfering with Clark's story, but a police investigation as well. Can't they find their own stories?

Jimmy does seem to be getting smarter in these episodes, though.

*******

"The Deadly Rock"

So we get to see natural Kryptonite, I presume...but it makes Clark's friend invulnerable even while it weakens him?

Interesting that they seem to be calling back to the events of "Panic in the Sky", though they're sort of retconning Kryptonite into that asteroid when it wasn't specifically mentioned in that episode.
 
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