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Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upon us

cobrien

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Ok, 2014 comes to a close and, as per the usual and venerable tradition, Psychic Nikki is here to unveil the shape of things to come in 2015.

http://www.psychicnikki.com/predictions.html

She seems a little more tame this year, alas, no man eating gorilla nor panda rampage predicted, but we do have a nice little war and a ship-sinking octopus for you. :)

So, let's go!

2. An avalanche in the Himalayas
Yep, here you see one of her awesome powers, unlike other psychics she has the bravery to predict the obvious, who can predict that a bear will crap in the woods with assurance and seriousness? She can! :p

19. Eagles attacking people in Anchorage, Alaska
45. A large species of octopus sinks a cruise ship in the Western Mediterranean
And animals attack, the "large octopus" is a nice touch, but shouldn't be a "giant octopus"? Oh well, maybe it's a really small cruise ship. :P

40. Russia invading other countries
41. Invasion of Russia by US and British tanks in Moscow
War! I guess that this will be an year to go down in the history books after all, and it is kind of funny to see this along with Putin and Obama on the "Death and Health Watch" and predictions of danger around the UK's royal family. :vulcan:

And then there's the usual stuff, the natural disasters section sure seems to have a lot of earthquakes in it, you think there's going to be enough time to fit in all of them? Those poor tectonic plates are going to have to work some serious overtime.

And naturally, as usual, on the "Death and Health Watch" every single year since she started her site, we have good old Fidel Castro, 10th (11th? 12th?) time is the charm, right? ;)
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

Oh, Psychic Nikki, your power knows no bounds. Why have you not yet joined the Avengers?
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

Giant squid attack seems more plausible, but even they get bored easily.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

And when War happens gas will be 99 cents a gallon

91.Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
131.An attack on Air Force One
GOD! I hope that happens. Im getting pretty damn tired of Obamas shit! Like his executive orders cause he doesn't agree with republicans
 
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Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

And when War happens gas will be 99 cents a gallon

91.Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
131.An attack on Air Force One
GOD! I hope that happens. Im getting pretty damn tired of Obamas shit! Like his executive orders cause he doesn't agree with republicans

What the hell? You're wishing someone would kill the President? What's wrong with you? :wtf:
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

And when War happens gas will be 99 cents a gallon

91.Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
131.An attack on Air Force One
GOD! I hope that happens. Im getting pretty damn tired of Obamas shit! Like his executive orders cause he doesn't agree with republicans

Man, that's pretty fucking low. I'm a Democrat and never have I wished death on a Republican president or his family. Don't you have any common fucking decency?

Definitely a new low for this board. :(
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

And when War happens gas will be 99 cents a gallon

91.Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
131.An attack on Air Force One
GOD! I hope that happens. Im getting pretty damn tired of Obamas shit! Like his executive orders cause he doesn't agree with republicans

What the absolute fuck is wrong with you?

Two or three threads glorifying or encouraging murdering police officers, another glorifying games where you can murder members of the public and now this?

You are one sick, demented individual.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

And when War happens gas will be 99 cents a gallon

91.Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
131.An attack on Air Force One
GOD! I hope that happens. Im getting pretty damn tired of Obamas shit! Like his executive orders cause he doesn't agree with republicans

:eek:
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

And when War happens gas will be 99 cents a gallon

91.Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
131.An attack on Air Force One
GOD! I hope that happens. Im getting pretty damn tired of Obamas shit! Like his executive orders cause he doesn't agree with republicans

You need to turn off Fox News before it gets you into some real trouble.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

And when War happens gas will be 99 cents a gallon

91.Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
131.An attack on Air Force One
GOD! I hope that happens. Im getting pretty damn tired of Obamas shit! Like his executive orders cause he doesn't agree with republicans

Hey, I'm sick of Obama too, but this is going too far.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

And when War happens gas will be 99 cents a gallon

91.Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
131.An attack on Air Force One
GOD! I hope that happens. Im getting pretty damn tired of Obamas shit! Like his executive orders cause he doesn't agree with republicans

Infraction for trolling. Comments to PM.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

Presidents and the number of their executive orders, according to American Presidency Project (and other sources found online):

Ronald Reagan: 381
George H.W. Bush: 166 (One term only)
Bill Clinton: 364
George W. Bush: 291
Barack Obama: 193 (as of November 20, 2014)

Like in so many other instances, a lack of familiarity with basic facts can fuel misguided opinions, leading to a warped perception of reality, and then on to outrageous claims, and twisted ideas regarding 'solutions'.

While I did not vote for each one of these Presidents, I do/did not hate any of them or wished them to come to violent ends. It is too bad that so may people these days don't really know fact from partisan fiction and yet are so vehement about their misguided, unhelpful, unproductive ideas.
 
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Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

And when War happens gas will be 99 cents a gallon

91.Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
131.An attack on Air Force One
GOD! I hope that happens. Im getting pretty damn tired of Obamas shit! Like his executive orders cause he doesn't agree with republicans

Yeah, Republican presidents never use executive orders in order to push through things that a democratic congress won't allow.

(Here's some shocking news, George Bush issued 291 executive orders during his tenure as President. As of November 21 of this year Obama has issued 194.)
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

Never mind the large octopus, what about the large Sharktopus? Or Sharknado? Or Sharknadoctapusapythongatoroid? I'd watch those.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

She must have been watching It Came from Beneath the Sea to come up with the giant octopus prediction.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

Giant octopus? We're safe as long as Seaview is on patrol!
 
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She must have been watching It Came from Beneath the Sea to come up with the giant octopus prediction.
Actually it's just a large octopus, we're going trough austerity measures, you know. :lol:
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

Take a look at how many of those are major earthquakes. 19 or so. She needs to re-read her own list once in a while.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

Hater predictions for last year were very hit and miss. The hits were generally those vague sorts that were bound to come true in some way.

Nikki's hits and misses
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

Nikki practices from the "spaghetti" school of precognition.
 
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