Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo
Ya'll better get-a-crackin.
Ya'll better get-a-crackin.
Nikki practices from the "spaghetti" school of precognition.
You ever get the feeling Nikki just pops in The Lord of the Rings trilogy and starts writing down ideas?An avalanche in the Himalayas
A causeway bridge collapses in Florida
Eagles attacking people in Anchorage, Alaska
A castle in Ireland burns down
A castle fire in Toronto, Canada
A fire at the CN Tower, Toronto, Canada
A large species of octopus sinks a cruise ship in the Western Mediterranean
A flood in Eastern Romania
Mount Etna erupting
Mount St. Helens erupting
A bomb blast at Buckingham Palace
You ever get the feeling Nikki just pops in The Lord of the Rings trilogy and starts writing down ideas?
Hater predictions for last year were very hit and miss. The hits were generally those vague sorts that were bound to come true in some way.
Nikki's hits and misses
Huh. Let's look at one of her predictions from this year.Air Force One would be attacked – Harrison Ford did not become president, so this is also a bust.
Looking back, she predicted the same thing in 2004, 2007, and 2010.An attack on Air Force One
"A large species of octopus sinks a cruise ship in the Western Mediterranean"
You expect me to believe that a giant octopus can sink a large ship like a cruise ship? Lets make it an aircraft carrie while we're at it!
Hater predictions for last year were very hit and miss. The hits were generally those vague sorts that were bound to come true in some way.
Nikki's hits and misses
Let's look at one of her misses
Huh. Let's look at one of her predictions from this year.Air Force One would be attacked – Harrison Ford did not become president, so this is also a bust.
Looking back, she predicted the same thing in 2004, 2007, and 2010.An attack on Air Force One
Hey, you gotta give it to her, she doesn't give up!
117. A fireworks display goes wrong in rural Maine, USA
I wonder if it's the same cruise ship?7. A cruise ship sinking off the coast of France
45. A large species of octopus sinks a cruise ship in the Western Mediterranean
80. A bomb on a cruise ship
That's a lot of high profile figures who will be in danger this year.3. Danger around President of France, François Hollande
52. Russian President Vladimir Putin in danger
84. US Secretary of State John Kerry in danger
92. Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
97. Queen Elizabeth in danger
106. Prime Minister Stephen Harper in danger
110. Prince Harry in grave danger
132. North Korean President Kim Jong-un in danger
edit: My mistake, he's listed in the "Death and Health Watch" section at the bottom. Hmm...125. A bomb blast at 10 Downing Street in London, England
BTW, how many castle fires can there possibly be in Toronto? I think Casa Loma should watch out, because this is like Psychic Nikki's version of a bad Yelp review and she's coming to make it happen for real.
Perhaps, Rob Ford dropped a lit crack pipe while there?No, the CN Tower one was different. She actually said there would be a fire at a castle in Toronto too. I know of Casa Loma, but I'm not sure how many other castles there can possibly be in the area. Feudal Toronto was pretty brutal, though. My god, the Third Crusade to retake the Toronto area Tim Hortons was devastating.
A castle fire in Toronto, Canada
A fire at the CN Tower, Toronto, Canada
I'm not exactly sure why I'm questioning the logic of a psychic who is predicting giant octopuses will start taking out cruise ships, but the castle fire in Toronto one struck me funny for some reason. It's just not two things you're used to hearing together, I guess.
I will be very disappointed if a cruise ship isn't sunk by a giant octopus. I can think of few things that would be cooler than proving that there is really such a thing as a kraken.
Giant octopus? We're safe as long as Seaview is on patrol!
Hell, I'd pay good money to be on that cruise ship when it happens. I'd die, but I'd finally have street cred.
The Large Octopus sneaks on board with the bomb to sink it-- unlike his brethren, the Giant Octopus, the Merely Large Octopus must resort to such gross measures. He becomes a Terrorist Octopus. Terrorpus, for short. Soon to be a minor motion picture.Speaking of which:
I wonder if it's the same cruise ship?7. A cruise ship sinking off the coast of France
45. A large species of octopus sinks a cruise ship in the Western Mediterranean
80. A bomb on a cruise ship
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