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Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upon us

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I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a psychic friend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Prognosticating on the interwebs
She said how'd you like to predict future times
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki's mind


An avalanche in the Himalayas
A causeway bridge collapses in Florida
Eagles attacking people in Anchorage, Alaska
A castle in Ireland burns down
A castle fire in Toronto, Canada
A fire at the CN Tower, Toronto, Canada
A large species of octopus sinks a cruise ship in the Western Mediterranean
A flood in Eastern Romania
Mount Etna erupting
Mount St. Helens erupting
A bomb blast at Buckingham Palace
You ever get the feeling Nikki just pops in The Lord of the Rings trilogy and starts writing down ideas?

 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

You ever get the feeling Nikki just pops in The Lord of the Rings trilogy and starts writing down ideas?

She's as if Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich got together and made the mother of all disaster movies.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

"A large species of octopus sinks a cruise ship in the Western Mediterranean"

You expect me to believe that a giant octopus can sink a large ship like a cruise ship? Lets make it an aircraft carrie while we're at it!
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

Hater predictions for last year were very hit and miss. The hits were generally those vague sorts that were bound to come true in some way.

Nikki's hits and misses

Let's look at one of her misses

Air Force One would be attacked – Harrison Ford did not become president, so this is also a bust.
Huh. Let's look at one of her predictions from this year.

An attack on Air Force One
Looking back, she predicted the same thing in 2004, 2007, and 2010.

Hey, you gotta give it to her, she doesn't give up!
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

"A large species of octopus sinks a cruise ship in the Western Mediterranean"

You expect me to believe that a giant octopus can sink a large ship like a cruise ship? Lets make it an aircraft carrie while we're at it!

Release the Kraken!

Hater predictions for last year were very hit and miss. The hits were generally those vague sorts that were bound to come true in some way.

Nikki's hits and misses

Let's look at one of her misses

Air Force One would be attacked – Harrison Ford did not become president, so this is also a bust.
Huh. Let's look at one of her predictions from this year.

An attack on Air Force One
Looking back, she predicted the same thing in 2004, 2007, and 2010.

Hey, you gotta give it to her, she doesn't give up!

Again, spaghetti psychic.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

117. A fireworks display goes wrong in rural Maine, USA

Next to the earthquakes, tanks in Moscow, and giant octupus sinking cruise ships, this one is hilarious. :lol:

Speaking of which:
7. A cruise ship sinking off the coast of France
45. A large species of octopus sinks a cruise ship in the Western Mediterranean
80. A bomb on a cruise ship
I wonder if it's the same cruise ship?

3. Danger around President of France, François Hollande
52. Russian President Vladimir Putin in danger
84. US Secretary of State John Kerry in danger
92. Danger around Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle
97. Queen Elizabeth in danger
106. Prime Minister Stephen Harper in danger
110. Prince Harry in grave danger
132. North Korean President Kim Jong-un in danger
That's a lot of high profile figures who will be in danger this year. :eek:

Interestingly, the British PM will not be in danger, despite:
125. A bomb blast at 10 Downing Street in London, England
edit: My mistake, he's listed in the "Death and Health Watch" section at the bottom. Hmm...
 
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I looked at her Death and Health watch going back for many years. About 90% of the people on it this year were on it last year and many of them have been on it for several years, especially the older people on the list - it seems the only way for them to get off the list is to die.

She always does the same for some celebrities's marriage breakups and pregnancies.

It seems that she has predicted an earthquake in about every US state that regularly gets earthquakes. She also does the same when predicting earthquakes around the world. She predicts Mt St Helens will erupt but she made the same prediction last year.

She predicts terrorist attacks in numerous cities, usually in countries that have had terrorist attacks in the past.
 
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BTW, how many castle fires can there possibly be in Toronto? I think Casa Loma should watch out, because this is like Psychic Nikki's version of a bad Yelp review and she's coming to make it happen for real.
 
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I will be very disappointed if a cruise ship isn't sunk by a giant octopus. I can think of few things that would be cooler than proving that there is really such a thing as a kraken.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

BTW, how many castle fires can there possibly be in Toronto? I think Casa Loma should watch out, because this is like Psychic Nikki's version of a bad Yelp review and she's coming to make it happen for real.

Never been to Casa Loma (though I probably will next time) but the CN Tower is probably one of the safest such towers in the modern world. There are quite a bit of safety features that would prevent a catastrophic fire.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

No, the CN Tower one was different. She actually said there would be a fire at a castle in Toronto too. I know of Casa Loma, but I'm not sure how many other castles there can possibly be in the area. Feudal Toronto was pretty brutal, though. My god, the Third Crusade to retake the Toronto area Tim Hortons was devastating.

A castle fire in Toronto, Canada
A fire at the CN Tower, Toronto, Canada


I'm not exactly sure why I'm questioning the logic of a psychic who is predicting giant octopuses will start taking out cruise ships, but the castle fire in Toronto one struck me funny for some reason. It's just not two things you're used to hearing together, I guess.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

No, the CN Tower one was different. She actually said there would be a fire at a castle in Toronto too. I know of Casa Loma, but I'm not sure how many other castles there can possibly be in the area. Feudal Toronto was pretty brutal, though. My god, the Third Crusade to retake the Toronto area Tim Hortons was devastating.

A castle fire in Toronto, Canada
A fire at the CN Tower, Toronto, Canada


I'm not exactly sure why I'm questioning the logic of a psychic who is predicting giant octopuses will start taking out cruise ships, but the castle fire in Toronto one struck me funny for some reason. It's just not two things you're used to hearing together, I guess.
Perhaps, Rob Ford dropped a lit crack pipe while there? :devil:
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

I will be very disappointed if a cruise ship isn't sunk by a giant octopus. I can think of few things that would be cooler than proving that there is really such a thing as a kraken.

Hell, I'd pay good money to be on that cruise ship when it happens. I'd die, but I'd finally have street cred.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

Speaking of which:
7. A cruise ship sinking off the coast of France
45. A large species of octopus sinks a cruise ship in the Western Mediterranean
80. A bomb on a cruise ship
I wonder if it's the same cruise ship?
The Large Octopus sneaks on board with the bomb to sink it-- unlike his brethren, the Giant Octopus, the Merely Large Octopus must resort to such gross measures. He becomes a Terrorist Octopus. Terrorpus, for short. Soon to be a minor motion picture.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

I'd never heard of her before, so all I can say is who is this woman and why is she even famous? If she's worthy of news coverage, why can't I find a Wikipedia article on her for all the years she's been doing her act? She's just another Sylvia Browne or Jeanne Dixon, or any other self proclaimed psychic I've heard about over the last 63 years.
 
Re: Psychic Nikki predicts 2015 - The year of the large octopus is upo

The only reason I know of her is from these threads. I can't remember when they started, but the search function pulls up threads dating back to her 2009 predictions.
 
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