TOS Caption Contest #290: Where No Caption Has Gone Before

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Sensor scans? Sorry, I'm still stuck in a World of Warcraft queue."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Spock: Captain, I am honored to serve as your first officer. Now may I ask what we are watching on this screen?

Kirk: A picture of all the other XO's Starfleet offered to send me.

 

[EnsignTOS]

CARL: I'm switching to Sciences. This equipment is messing with my 'fro

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest has begun!