TOS Caption Contest #290: Where No Caption Has Gone Before

[T'Girl]

Spock:

"Captain, if you continue to stare at a image of yourself ... frankly the crew's beginning to notice."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Fascinating. The Portrait of Dorian Grey?"

Kirk: "Better than 50 Shades of Grey, you drama critic."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: As my wingman, you're required to get me the number of the woman in red.

SPOCK: And people think Vulcan mating customs are odd.

 

[Armored Saint]

SPOCK: Fascinating, she's an highly-skilled exo-linguist and she called us to fill for those dull secretarial tasks.
KIRK: Are you scheduling an interview?
SPOCK: Highly illogical, look at that butt, she's starting tuesday.

SPOCK: Fascinating, this young human boy tries to prank us by asking for a friend of him called Hugh Jass.

 

[Hutchy01]

Kirk: Damn, I hate astroblocking!

Spock: Captain , I thought you would hate cockblocking more

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "So...the kid from the beginning's now the lady from Zero Dark Thirty? How...?"

Spock: "...did you literally sleep your way through the academy?"

Kirk: "And how!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "For a moment I thought I heard...singing."

 

[Avro Arrow]

Spock: *sigh* Yes, captain, you are indeed "the fairest of them all".

(Great image, BTW. )

 

[Hutchy01]

Spock: "For a moment I thought I heard...singing."

Scotty O/S: Ye cannae call the Cap'n's noises singin'

 

[Redfern]

Spock: "Fascinating. The Portrait of Dorian Grey?"

Kirk: "In our case, more like 'Andorian Grey'."

Spock: "Humor, it is a difficult concept...for some humans, obviously."

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[MGagen]

I did this a while ago, but perhaps it can be considered:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Kirk to Enterprise: let's try switching to velour next time."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "It's Carl. He wants us to hold a bag for him."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CARL: Its's someone looking for Dave. I let him know that Dave's not here.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "So that's how you keep your 'fro so puffy."

 

[Triskelion]

Carl Spock: I don't think Shatmandu's home, man.
Kirk: Well Rat Boy's back, so keep at it.
Carl Spock: You want I should try Outpost 4 again?
Kirk: And cross the Sewage Planning Commission? I don't think so. On the bright side, at least they didn't get Rat Boy.
Carl Spock: Word.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CARL: I'm switching to Sciences. This equipment is messing with my 'fro

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Apologies to T'Girl for the theft of the image.

Spock: "What do you think of this?
Kirk: "Do we get residuals from it?"
Spock: "I don't think so."
Kirk: "It sucks!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: A commendation for original thinking?

KIRK: I was surprised too.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "But...that's not what I was like at the Academy!"
Spock: "Didn't Janice Lester write your biography?"
Kirk: "Ah. Nevermind."