TNG Caption This! #379: Risky Business

[Avro Arrow]

Troi: Should we help him?

Riker: We're already standing still AND looking concerned. What more could we possibly do?

Crusher: Computer, what is the nature of the universe?

Ensign Blueshirt (whispering): What's that all about?

Worf (whispering): I do not know, but she has asked the same question every day since early season four!

O'Brien: Why do I have to go to Data's poetry readings? They're so boring!

Riker: If I have to suffer, so do you. Captain's orders: all officers must attend.

O'Brien: You know I'm a non-com, right?

Riker: Why do you think I gave you those two pips to wear, "Lieutenant"?

Picard: Ha! I knew Nechayev was lying! There's no such thing as the "Clothing Optional Briefing Protocol"!

 

[Noname Given]

Picard: "SHAZAM!"

Riker: "Okay, okay, you win. I guess you did prove Billy Batson was one of your distant ancestors."

 

[Hutchy01]

Picard: IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard: "SHAZAM!"

Riker: "Okay, okay, you win. I guess you did prove Billy Batson was one of your distant ancestors."

The last time this pic was used I came up with this

 

[Triskelion]

T4TLeadHead!

Riker: What is it, Data?
Data: I believe it is the Cha Cha, sir.

Worf: Being a senior officer on the flagship is extremely challenging, but it's worth it when you do something noble for humanity.
Beverly: Guess who's got superfluous genitals!

O'Brien: That flipper lady is bringing her flipper baby this way.
Riker: <Starts doing math>

Picard: Get a load of that Borg's implants.
Data: Resistance is fertile.
Riker: I'm sensing great joy and gratitude, Captain. From both of them.
Troi: Oh well, at least this one doesn't have flippers.

Captain's log, Supplemental: For my birthday, Riker got me a bobbing treasure chest with a chin strap. So, when I call him Number One I will really mean something else!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Crusher: "Ho-gannnnn!"
Worf: "Keep it on the holodeck, Doctor!"

 

[Hutchy01]

T4TLeadHead]

Picard: Get a load of that Borg's implants.
Data: Resistance is fertile.
Riker: I'm sensing great joy and gratitude, Captain. From both of them.
Troi: Oh well, at least this one doesn't have flippers.

I Thought Seven was still in delta quadrant then!

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: Why are all my old uniforms for sale on ebay!!!!!????

BLUESHIRT: You didn't tell me this was used!!!

WORF: Whoops, gotta go!

 

[2takesfrakes]

"If Maurice Hurley grabs my ass one more time, that's it - I'm quitting this show!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

I Thought Seven was still in delta quadrant then!

Yes, but they were looking at her Spacebook profile.

Beverly: All right, who keeps butt-dialing sickbay and talking about their prowess with "ridged wheapons?"

 

[Armored Saint]

BEVERLY: All right, who let another chicks from the Blue division than me coming to the bridge?

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: No, I'm wearing my bunny slippers instead of regulation boots with rubber soles today. What could go wro-

Beverly: Wesley lost more nanites, so if your crotch is burning, that's probably just them looking for an energy source. Who needs demagnetization?
Worf: Right here.
Blueshirt: When did you plan on telling me this?

Riker: What are Ensign Crusher, Geordi, Worf, Data and Leland T Lynch doing?
O'Brien: Looks like a Kolvoord Starburst of hookup rejection, sir.
Riker: Spectacular!

Picard: Ready - and bend and dip and twist and bend, bend and dip and - are you following along?
Riker: Yes sir. <All sit down>
Picard: - and bend and dip....You don't know what invigoration you're missing, Data!
Data: If only I were human, sir. <Goes back to reading magazine>

Picard: Yes Admiral, you're keystroke logger appears to have worked. I haven't played Bass Avenger on duty all month.
Necheyev: I still hear 8 bit splashing, Picard.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Play that last part again, Mr Data.

(From view screen)

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

With your hand on your hips.

You bring your knees in tight.

But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

PICARD: Let's get it right people!

 

[LeadHead]

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