Bad Starship Names

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Holden Caulfield Is A Selfish, Rich, Spoiled Brat Who Acts Like The World Revolves Around Him

USS Still, You Must Admit, The First Half of the Novel Was Quite Funny

USS Tamoon Cheekoof

 

[comsol]

USS A Moose Once Bit My Sister

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Archer fans take note...

USS Phrasing!

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Get in my Belly!

 

[at Quark's]

USS Kamikaze

 

[FormerLurker]

The name of every Borg ship:
Consider Yourself One Of Us

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

USS All Your Space Are Belong To Us

 

[Vanyel]

USS Anál nathrach, orth bháis bethad, do chél dénmha

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Enterprise BLTM

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

The name of every Borg ship:
Consider Yourself One Of Us

Well, one of them could be called USS Gabba Gabba Hey!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

USS Here Fishy Fishy Fishy Fishy!

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

Corporate sponsorships!
USS Wendy's
USS Staples
USS Hooters (Need to have a change of uniforms for that one...)

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Louis Gossett, Jr. Did Not Deserve JAWS 3-D OR Firewalker

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

USS Kamikaze

USS No Time To Lose

 

[fireproof78]

USS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN:

 

[Vanyel]

USS It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again
Its shuttle is the USS Precious.

 

[cooleddie74]

U.S.S. Do Not Dead Open Inside

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS I See Dead People

Actually, that sounds kinda badass...

 

[flandry84]

Just mentally picturing a musical interlude set on a Borg cube..
“Consider yourself part of the family...”

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

Just mentally picturing a musical interlude set on a Borg cube..
“Consider yourself part of the family...”

So, Subspace Rhapsody with Borg instead of Klingons? Gotta say, K-Pop Klingons was absolutely brilliant.