"Zoe's clutch is sticking," "Zoe needs her oil changed"...

[tharpdevenport]

Damn. No, "Zoe got rear ended" or, "Let's let Zoe's top down".

I guess there will be no lubin' Zoe. No turning Zoe on.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

She thinks she has name problems? See that user name over there? That's actually my name - imagine what my middle school experience was like! Thankfully everyone got over that bit of immaturity after that.

Joseph is a traditional middle name on my side of the family. My wife wanted to name our first son Benjamin. I talked her out of it.

[insert "why is the ignition so close to the exhaust" joke here]

But is Zoe going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe again?