Chemistry was always my least favorite of the hard sciences, probably due to disappointment more than anything else. I had this "Mr. Wizard" impression of chemistry, all burners, beakers, flasks and fluorine. Then you finally take a chemistry class and it's all about the mole. No, not a tasty Mexican concoction, the unit that has to do with 6.02 sheets of carbon paper and 10^23rd of something else. Yes, I payed close attention 
Anyway, I'm sitting here this morning drinking coffee and reading Jan 29 issue of "Science News," and there's an interesting article about making periodic table revisions in the atomic weights of several elements.
Okay, I'm with you so far. Simple enough.
Here's where my chemignorant question comes in:
Okay... from where does it gain these neutrons? Does it take them from "heavy" hydrogen in the water? Does it take them from whatever elements are in the air in the freezer? Will it take two 16^O and churn out a 14^O and an 18^O? There aren't a bunch of free neutrons just hanging about waiting for some Oxygen to get cold, right?
Teach me, oh wise ones.

Anyway, I'm sitting here this morning drinking coffee and reading Jan 29 issue of "Science News," and there's an interesting article about making periodic table revisions in the atomic weights of several elements.
The atomic weights of oxygen, hydrogen, lithium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, silicon, sulfur, chlorine and thallium will now be noted as intervals with upper and lower bounds, rather than as specific values.
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Until now, determining the atomic weight of an element with more than one stable isotope entailed averaging the relative amounts of the different versions, boosting the uncertainty around each number.
Okay, I'm with you so far. Simple enough.
Here's where my chemignorant question comes in:
Elements undergo what's called physical and chemical fractionation during processes such as going from liquid to solid. For example oxygen-18, or "heavy" oxygen, prefers cold things. So the ice cubes in you freezer will have considerably more oxygen-18 than the liquid water from which they formed.
Okay... from where does it gain these neutrons? Does it take them from "heavy" hydrogen in the water? Does it take them from whatever elements are in the air in the freezer? Will it take two 16^O and churn out a 14^O and an 18^O? There aren't a bunch of free neutrons just hanging about waiting for some Oxygen to get cold, right?
Teach me, oh wise ones.
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