Oh man, I've ranted here before about how it seems everybody's got something against peanut butter, because everytime a new peanut butter flavored junk food product comes out, they eventualyl stop making it.
Anyway, I started thinking and wondered what my Top 10 missed ones are. And here they are in no order with pictures, as I could find them:
Anyway, I started thinking and wondered what my Top 10 missed ones are. And here they are in no order with pictures, as I could find them:
Keebler Cinnamon Crispana's. These delicious chips where shaped like Doritos, came in a bag like regular chips, and where covered in cinnamon & sugar. There are been, on occassion cinnamon chip, but none I have tasted have lived up to Keebler's. They also had a catchy, silly commercial with the elves dnacing. "We're making Cinnamon Crispana's" (WHIP sound, CHI CHI CHI -- sound of grating). "(something, something, something) nachos," "flowered totilla chips".
For the next two entries, considering I was just buying these products about two years ago, it was surpiring to not find any pics on Google Images after five minutes of searching:
Keebler Butterfinger cream elf cookies. Like a regular Keebler elf cookies, but with butterfinger crea.
Keebler peanut butter cream cookies. Like above.
Keebler smores cookies (just like the above two).
Planter's P.B. Crisps: Holy shit I could eat those things. This is my biggest beef of them all. In fact, I started a petition to bring them back. One of my MySpace friends is someone so obssessed, they created a MySpace P.B. Crisps page. I even called the people who own it, Kraft. It was a positive experience hearing from them that if enough people actually wanted the product back, they would give serious consideration to bringing it back.
Skippy peanut butter falvored bars: see picture. They stopped making these about three+ years ago, and even then I think they only made them for about over a year.
Skippy peanut butter flavored Fiddle Faddle. Originally carried only during hte sumemrtime when I first discovered them, they then back a regualr product at select locations, then one day became hard-to-find, then sinply vanished.
Bubble Yum -- orange flavor: randomly wanted gum one day, found they had this. Stopped making it over ten years ago. Tasty as hell. I have a lot of seven-year digesting to do, I
ll tell you what.
Keebler(?) Lemon Cooler cookies: fuck I miss those things. Never had a lemon cookies like it since. They were flat o nthe bottom, dome shaped on top -- like regular Keebler round cookies. They were semi crunky on the inside with bits of soft sugary lemon things inside, and a white powder covering the cookies. Oh fuck I want one.
And finally, my newest "Hooked on" confectionary is: Reese peanut butter covered WHOPPERS. Tell me this:
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=Reese+whoppers
doesn't make you hungry. Naturally I assume they'll stop making it in a year or two.
For the next two entries, considering I was just buying these products about two years ago, it was surpiring to not find any pics on Google Images after five minutes of searching:
Keebler Butterfinger cream elf cookies. Like a regular Keebler elf cookies, but with butterfinger crea.
Keebler peanut butter cream cookies. Like above.
Keebler smores cookies (just like the above two).
Planter's P.B. Crisps: Holy shit I could eat those things. This is my biggest beef of them all. In fact, I started a petition to bring them back. One of my MySpace friends is someone so obssessed, they created a MySpace P.B. Crisps page. I even called the people who own it, Kraft. It was a positive experience hearing from them that if enough people actually wanted the product back, they would give serious consideration to bringing it back.
Skippy peanut butter falvored bars: see picture. They stopped making these about three+ years ago, and even then I think they only made them for about over a year.
Skippy peanut butter flavored Fiddle Faddle. Originally carried only during hte sumemrtime when I first discovered them, they then back a regualr product at select locations, then one day became hard-to-find, then sinply vanished.
Bubble Yum -- orange flavor: randomly wanted gum one day, found they had this. Stopped making it over ten years ago. Tasty as hell. I have a lot of seven-year digesting to do, I
ll tell you what.
Keebler(?) Lemon Cooler cookies: fuck I miss those things. Never had a lemon cookies like it since. They were flat o nthe bottom, dome shaped on top -- like regular Keebler round cookies. They were semi crunky on the inside with bits of soft sugary lemon things inside, and a white powder covering the cookies. Oh fuck I want one.
And finally, my newest "Hooked on" confectionary is: Reese peanut butter covered WHOPPERS. Tell me this:
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=Reese+whoppers
doesn't make you hungry. Naturally I assume they'll stop making it in a year or two.
