Your Reality is False

[apostle83]

www.dlhines.net

One of my employees made this site, and I thought it was pretty awesome!

 

[Scout101]

i guess I don't get it. where's the awesome, or even clever, part? What's the point?

 

[Canadave]

^ Yeah, I can't say I get it, either...

 

[apostle83]

Of course you don't understand.

Your reality is false.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I don't have a reality of my own, sorry.

We all inhabit the same reality. We just have individual illusions.

 

[apostle83]

No reality is the same as a false reality in Boolean logic.

Your reality is false, Dennis.

 

[DarkHelmet]

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

This sentence is false.

 

[Capn Flukie]

I am the eggman.

 

[Gepard]

I am the eggman.

Goo goo gajoob.

 

[apostle83]

You are not the eggman. In your reality you are eggman.

Therefore, your reality is false. Boolean logic.


BOO!

 

[Kommander]

The PayPal link doesn't work.

How come everything in my reality is always broken?

 

[apostle83]

The 19.99 is payment to yourself. If your reality is false, it cannot accept the reality of money. Since you can not dole out reality, your reality, and indeed you, yourself, do not exist.

Your reality is false, but of a nature that even the referenced website cannot help.

 

[Kommander]

^ I have suspected this for some time.

Not that I have confirmation that I do not exist, I see no reason to continue wearing clothes. It is my understanding that clothing is for people that do exist.

 

[apostle83]

But... then females will want you to inject them with the void of your lacking reality. You will spread nothingness through sexual intercourse, and the universe will collapse in on itself! Our reality will be replaced with your lack of reality!

All for your inability to accept $19.99.

You must be Republican, welfare rejector.

 

[Kommander]

I can destroy the universe through sex? I must learn to use my new found abilities responsibly.

 

[Kryton]

Neither you nor your friend have a significant grasp on metaphysics.

Fortunately for him, there is no shortage of stupid people willing to pay to affirm their stupidity.

 

[Amaris]

That website is poorly made and serves no purpose other than to consume space on a server hard drive.

J.

 

[Gepard]

That website is poorly made and serves no purpose other than to consume space on a server hard drive.

J.

Ooooh. Burn.

 

[Australis]

And I have some grave doubts, and strongly suspect that the website's reality is false.

Meh. Whatcha gonna do?