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Your holo-program.

"Computer, create an interactive program of the Enterprise D where I am the captain and every woman on board finds me sexually attractive…

Run program and disable holodeck access to all other crewmembers."

I may occasionally "freeze program", but not necessarily to take a break.
 
I have no idea what I'd do. :lol:

Although the probability that Admiral Nechayev from ST:TNG would be involved, and in leather, is rather high. :devil: :drool:

Here's a thought: Would you want to know if somebody else was using your image in a holoprogram? Especially if they were doing things like killing you, nailing you (or both)? And if so, would you tell them to knock it off already?
 
Assuming I could get the holodeck for a low low price, I'd use it to travel to all the places I want to go that are too expensive to go to. Like other planets. ;)

Oh, and sex and violence. :thumbsup:
 
People,

Well, aside from creating a fantasy holo-deck lover, who would be a physical and mental composite of all the women I've ever loved with all their good qualities, I'd use it to go to the most inaccessible places on Earth. I'd program it so that one moment, I'd be atop Mt. Everest, then in the ruins of Machu Pichu, in the middle of Stonehenge, Easter Island, and at the South Pole in Antarctica.

Red Ranger
 
It would be a fantasy family around the holidays (tip to Picard), lots of kids and fun and presents, but it would also involve a very romantic rendevous with the fantasy missus.

You guys who just want to get right to the "banging" miss out on SOOOOOO much.

--Ted
 
Aside from mucho plenty h010pr0n!!!1!...

Probably a great historic concert series (much as I'd do if I had access to a time machine). The Beatles in Hamburg in '60, at the Cavern in '62, at the Royal Variety Show in '63, on Ed Sullivan in '64, Shea Stadium in '65, on the Apple rooftop in '69... the Ramones at CBGB in '75, at the Roundhouse in London on July 4, 1976... maybe Elvis, Scotty, and Bill at some southern county fair in '54 or so... Elvis at the '68 comeback special... and so on. The possibilities are endless.

Oh, and I'd get the old holo-novel on, too. "Computer," he said, straightening the blue-and-white uniform coat of a Lieutenant in the Royal Navy. "Load program: Master And Commander by Patrick O'Brian, Chapter One."

(Actually, come to think of it, my temperament probably lines up closer to Stephen than to Jack, though I'm a bit tall for the part... but then, so was Paul Bettany...)
 
My holodeck program would invovle the following "fantasies":

The Adventures of Robin Hood
Speed
From Russia with Love
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Spy Who Loved Me
Moonraker
For Your Eyes Only
Octopussy
The Living Daylights
Goldeneye
Tomorrow Never Dies
The World Is Not Enough
Die Another Day
Casino Royale
Alfie
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Star Trek: Generations
Star Trek: First Contact
Star Trek: Insurrection
Star Trek (2008)
Pretty Woman
The Lover
The Saint (1997)
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Star Wars: A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Road House
Stand By Me
Blown Away (Nicole Eggert)
Tarzan: The Ape Man
Ghost
Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Twelve
Ocean's Thirteen
Top Gun
Cocktail
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
 
A Master Chief/Blue Team adventure, defeating the Covenant!

An encounter with a woman like Minuet from 10011001, would be fantastic.

Captain of the Defiant, cloaked in Dominion space.
 
Temis the Vorta said:
Stargate: Atlantis The Holoprogram, starring John Sheppard.

We don't get much Wraith-fighting done, I'm afraid... :D

That would be mine DEFINETLY!!!!!! Although i would include a lot of wraith fighting 'cos he looks sooooooooooo sexy all revved up and in combat ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ;) :drool: :devil:
 
Ebuntor said:
You can literally go anywhere, create anything you want and actually "be" there. You could go site seeing anywhere on Earth without having to travel or pay.

Yes, yes... imagine all the possibilities. Japanese women. Thai women. Russian women. French women. British women. Scandinavian women. Hell, why stop here? Celtic women. Roman women. Etrusk women. Egyptian women. Babylonian women. Neanderthal women. All free, all in their native environment! :D

You could go inside every building and see what's inside

The women!

Heck you could create your entire planet or even universe and create every possible situation you can imagine.

Whole new worlds of women! :D

Instead of using it as a sex toy imagine what you could do with it that enriches your personality.

But it is not mutually exclusive, is it? :)
 
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