Your favorite lines

[MadaBidyoni]

Hi
What are your favorite lines from scifi & fantasy films/shows?

 

[sojourner]

"Space!?! why are we in space? Can't we just do this at sea?"

 

[Vendikarr]

see quote below

 

[Admiral2]

"Give my regards to King Tut, asshole!"

-Col. Jack O'Neill, Stargate

 

[Greg Cox]

"May the wings of liberty never lose a feather!"--Big Trouble in Little China.

"No, not the bore-worms!"--Flash Gordon

"Klaatu birada nikto!"

 

[DarthTom]

Too many to count in Space Balls.

Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

[nurse exits]
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet

Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

 

[Klaus]

"What, behind the rabbit?!?!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail


"Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it." - 2001, A Space Odyssey


Kevin: "Yes, why does there have to be evil?"
Supreme Being: "I think it has something to do with free will." - Time Bandits

 

[pimp]

From BSG

Tom Zarek: You have to think about the people of this fleet now, and surrender.

President Laura Roslin: No. Not now. Not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eye teeth to end you! I swear it! I'm coming for all of you!

 

[Greg Cox]

"After a time, you may find that having a thing is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

(Do I really need to give a citation?)

 

[Silvercrest]

Too many to count in Space Balls.

Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

[nurse exits]
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet

Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

"Check please!"

 

[Greg Cox]

"If God could things we can do, He'd be a happy man."--The Stunt Man

(Okay, not technically a genre film, but still one my favorite movie lines.)

 

[MadaBidyoni]

Young Doc: No! It can't be; I just sent you back to the future!
Marty McFly: No, I know; you *did* send me back to the future. But I'm back - I'm back *from* the future.
Young Doc: Great Scott!
[Doc faints]
Marty McFly: Doc! Doc! Doc! Oh, fantastic.

back to the future 2

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"Hell, I'd piss on a spark-plug if I thought it would do any good!"
-General Derringer of NORAD.. Wargames

 

[Greg Cox]

"The way you walk is thorny, through no fault of your own, but as the rain enters the soil and the river runs into the sea, so tears flow to a predestined end. Your suffering is over. Find peace for eternity."
--Maleva, The Wolf Man (1941)

Yes, I memorized that as a kid . . . .

 

[Klaus]

Yes, I memorized that as a kid . . . .

...explains a lot, really. Probably like me memorizing the Ring-inscription in the Black Speech.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"A diversion."

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[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

I also like, from TNG, (it's all in her delivery)

"Your neutrinos are drifting..."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Spock's final "Live long and prosper" (in a definite "You can go straight to hell" tone) in ST XI.

 

[Base_Delta_Zero]

*breaking glass*

*splat*

*pause - no boom*

"Yeah."