You know you're a TNG fan if...

[ThankQ]

You know you're a TNG fan if you've every caught yourself screaming into a pillow...

HOW THE FUCK CAN DATA NOT KNOW WHAT "SNOOP" MEANS? HE'S A FUCKING COMPUTER AND YOU DIDN'T FUCKING INSTALL ENCARTA? OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT AWAY? FINE, MAYBE HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SNOOP AROUND BUT YOU DIDN'T THINK KNOWING WHAT THE FUCKING WORD MEANS MIGHT COME IN HANDY SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 1000 YEARS? OH, AND DID YOU LEAVE OUT EVERY WORD HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO EMULATE (BTW, FUCK THAT WORD)? LIKE, MURDER? RAPE? SOME LADY COMES UP TO HIM "HELP THEY'RE TRYING TO RAPE ME" AND DATA IS ALL LIKE, "INQUIRY..." AS THEY DRAG TASHA BACK TO THE TUNNELS?

 

[NCC-73515]

He also told Riker in 63 that he graduated in 78 XD
His vocabulary was programmed by Soong, who didn't know or remember the word snoop. Or didn't find it relevant XD

 

[Qonundrum]

Or using enough synonymous refernces, Data could process two dictionaries and - with not unreasonable accuracy - expand his vocabulary, with the rare mistake... then swap actors for Robert Englund and you've got Willie from 1983's "V"...

 

[Gary7]

If you're still watching it in 2063...

 

[Capt. Moon]

I always say make it so or make it happen. LOL I also have changed my ALexa to computer and now computer turns on the lights. I am keeping a journal and have always started it with Captain's log and the date. I am such a weirdo.

 

[Capt. Moon]

I have been called Spock like or Date like my whole life so I knew I was odd.

 

[Nerys Myk]

You see a red 49ers jacket with black shoulders but think "Star Trek".

 

[Qonundrum]

You know you're a TNG fan if you've every caught yourself screaming into a pillow...

HOW THE FUCK CAN DATA NOT KNOW WHAT "SNOOP" MEANS? HE'S A FUCKING COMPUTER AND YOU DIDN'T FUCKING INSTALL ENCARTA? OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT AWAY? FINE, MAYBE HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SNOOP AROUND BUT YOU DIDN'T THINK KNOWING WHAT THE FUCKING WORD MEANS MIGHT COME IN HANDY SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 1000 YEARS? OH, AND DID YOU LEAVE OUT EVERY WORD HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO EMULATE (BTW, FUCK THAT WORD)? LIKE, MURDER? RAPE? SOME LADY COMES UP TO HIM "HELP THEY'RE TRYING TO RAPE ME" AND DATA IS ALL LIKE, "INQUIRY..." AS THEY DRAG TASHA BACK TO THE TUNNELS?

Not for the same reason 21st century people don't use centuries-obsolete terms or colloquialisms such as "lubberwort", "slatra", and "quatch"? A computer had it and the number of bytes used is minimal.

 

[Lynx]

If you're still watching it in 2063...

I guess I will be one of those who are doing that!

 

[Lynx]

When you imagine that the office where you work is the main bridge of the Enterprise, your computer is a tactical station, your boss os Picard and you address him as "sir".

 

[at Quark's]

^ .... And your colleagues ask you what exactly qualifies your offices' building lifts as "turbo" since they are, in fact, decidedly slow?

 

[JesterFace]

If you have a pet and even if it's not a cat it's called Spot.
47 is your favourite number.
You have 47 cats, all of them named Spot from Spot 1 to Spot 47. You count them 47 times a day making sure not one has escaped.
You also have few iguanas just in case some of the cats devolve into lizards so he won't be alone.
You favourite character in Finnish comedy is "Herra Numero 47", translates into Mister Number 47.

 

[Kilana2]

.... you call your Daddy Number One!

 

[jmidnight_99]

Well, I'm a Star Trek fan, I love all of the series, but I know I'm a star trek fan because no matter what happens in life, i can relate it to an episode of star trek.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

I guess I will be one of those who are doing that!

I’m afraid I would be 117 years old. Not likely.

 

[Armus]

You have an opinion on which season Riker's beard looked the best.

 

[JesterFace]

I’m afraid I would be 117 years old. Not likely.

Likely or not, there's that possibility.

 

[Kilana2]

I’m afraid I would be 117 years old. Not likely.

Admiral McCoy was 137 when he visited the Enterprise D. You'd be much younger......

 

[Lynx]

I’m afraid I would be 117 years old. Not likely.

Well, wherever I'll be, I'll continue to watch it.

 

[Admiral Picard]

I guess I will be one of those who are doing that!

Count me in. Especially TNG will always be a part of my life. It had the most influence of all Trek on me in my childhood.

 

[amp]

You're disappointed that it's Saturday night, because there's no TNG on the H&I channel.

 

[Agony_Boothb]

You have an opinion on which season Riker's beard looked the best.

Or you try to sit down like Riker and end up wrecking your balls.