You know why this movie is gonna suck? No clamdiggers!!! WTF!!!

[Biggshow]

I like how trolling critics of the movie is like the cool thing to do in this forum, but there's all kinds of butthurt when someone points out that proponents of it can be just as bad or worse.

The moar you know, I guess.

On a slightly serious note, what I'm poking fun at is that most of the "critics" have not actually seen the movie so they don't actually KNOW how any of the new stuff plays; they are simply making assumptions (some of them fairly ridiculous).

I suppose the other thing I'm making fun of is that it IS just a God damn movie based on just a God damn TV show centered around a fictional universe that has already gone through several permutations, some more successful that others, so lighten up. This from an old school Trekkie who's been a fan since the first airing of "Miri" and used to bug all of his high school friends by reading them passages from "The Making of Star Trek" (I mention just to establish some geek cred here).

And now back to the ridiculousnes...

I'm just disappointed that there doesn't appear to be any Camel Toes present...

*sputter, sputter. Head explodes for the third time in 24 hours*

 

[Sector 7]

Clamdiggers?! Forget frakkin' clamdiggers... I just found out there are NO BEIGE PAJAMAS in this movie!!!
Once again my childhood has been raped!

 

[Captain Mike]

Clamdiggers?! Forget frakkin' clamdiggers... I just found out there are NO BEIGE PAJAMAS in this movie!!!
Once again my childhood has been raped!

I know that this raped my childhood has been going on for quite some time, but it is the most idiotic expression that these "PRO" Star Trek movie fanatics can throw out to get a laugh at others expense is very childlike IMHO.

 

[Captain X]

On a slightly serious note, what I'm poking fun at is that most of the "critics" have not actually seen the movie so they don't actually KNOW how any of the new stuff plays; they are simply making assumptions (some of them fairly ridiculous).

Yeah, it's not like any of them have read any of the reviews or the released information, seen the trailers, pics, or any of the same stuff that everyone else is fapping to.

I suppose the other thing I'm making fun of is that it IS just a God damn movie based on just a God damn TV show centered around a fictional universe that has already gone through several permutations, some more successful that others, so lighten up. This from an old school Trekkie who's been a fan since the first airing of "Miri" and used to bug all of his high school friends by reading them passages from "The Making of Star Trek" (I mention just to establish some geek cred here).

I know, the fact that this is just a movie is what makes all the trolling that much more hilarious and pathetic, because they care so much about a movie that any negativity or criticism gives them butthurt. Funny, isn't it? Well, it makes me laugh anyway.

 

[DaveyNY]

Clamdiggers?! Forget frakkin' clamdiggers... I just found out there are NO BEIGE PAJAMAS in this movie!!!
Once again my childhood has been raped!

Now There was an Outfit with some Nice Camel Toes present...

 

[Saga]

...and if there are no paper mache rocks the whole movie will be full of fail. cause paper mache rocks were a key element of TOS.

 

[Biggshow]

...and if there are no paper mache rocks the whole movie will be full of fail. cause paper mache rocks were a key element of TOS.

Wow. I hadn't even thought of that. No paper mache rocks? Abrams couldn't possibly be that lame.

 

[Balrog]

Clamdiggers?! Forget frakkin' clamdiggers... I just found out there are NO BEIGE PAJAMAS in this movie!!!
Once again my childhood has been raped!

Now There was an Outfit with some Nice Camel Toes present...

And don't forget hot bald chicks in skimpy white robes.