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You just can't argue with the Math??

Gil T.Azell

Gil T.Azell

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The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship,
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,he would
have paid $7.3 million in total,for an hour of sex every night for 5 years(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:
a) a 22 year old hot babe,
b) no begging
c) no coaxing
d) never a headache
e) happily agrees to all requests
f) no bitching and complaining
g) no honey-do lists
h) Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
 
Worryingly that's the most logical thing I've ever seen on this board. :)
 
As a wise man once said to me: "Well, there's the sex you pay for, and then there's the sex you get for free -- the thing is the latter costs far much more than the former."
 
You really can't put a price tag on genital herpes, though. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
 
Some times I wake up and think I'm in 2009 and not 10,000 BC only to find out I'm wrong. The fault in your equations is that marriage is much more than only sex.
 
Johnnyracefan said:
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The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship,
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,he would
have paid $7.3 million in total,for an hour of sex every night for 5 years(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:
a) a 22 year old hot babe,
b) no begging
c) no coaxing
d) never a headache
e) happily agrees to all requests
f) no bitching and complaining
g) no honey-do lists
h) Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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So by this logic Mel Gibson's wife better have been the greatest f**k in the history of the planet or that marriage was a major waste of time.
 
Isn't a lot of that money going to keep McCartney's little daughter living in the state of luxury she was used to rather than simple into Heather Mill's pocket?

If Elliot Spitzer's hooker had got pregnant by McCartney I am quite sure she would end up with more than $7.3 million.
 
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