You Fools! You've Doomed Us All!

[Admiral Shran]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Apple-takes-gulp-of-strong-apf-1703700041.html?x=0

Great, just great!

First they came out with MACs and all that i-tech crap, which are the bane of human existence as far as I'm concerned.

Now I'm going to have to watch out for T-1000s roaming the streets.

Thanks a lot jerks!

 

[RandyS]

Not to worry. I have a plan.

And I could use a new watch.

 

[Guartho]

I don't believe Apple invented the Media Access Control address.

 

[Rett Mikhal]

Of all the companies, they gave it to Apple?!

What kind of business strategy is it to invent a wonderful new manufacturing process and then prohibit all companies but one from buying it... from you... It just makes no sense!

Plus, a lot of companies would, you know, benefit from it. Apple will just play with it. Christ, this is like giving the special kid in the family a whole factory of shiny things to break.

 

[Admiral Shran]

^ It is a truly brilliant marketing strategy.